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"Sweet Dee, you don't know anything about the game. In fact, I think I, a straight man, could seduce a man better than you ever could."
Dee scoffs. "Psh, of course you could seduce some gay guy, they've got limited resources. Straight men have other women to go after, so it's not evenly balanced."
Dennis raises his eyebrows. "No, you've misunderstood me. I wouldn't be going after some gay guy. I'm saying I could seduce a straight guy faster than you could, hands down. Hell, I could probably score with everybody in the damn gang before you could even get a date with some loser online."
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soothe my soul so beautiful by psychedelic_iridescent
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 May 2018
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He’s high as fuck and about as filthy as a person can be, but for a split-second he looks just sort of small and pitiful. “Please, Dennis?” Charlie says, and it’s the same look that gets Dennis every goddamn time.
Every goddamn time.
Dennis sighs, stepping aside to clear the doorway. “Fuck it. Just don’t touch anything.”
(Charlie comes over in need of some assistance. Dennis does his semi-disgruntled best to help.)
(INDEFINITE HIATUS)
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self-taught learner by psychedelic_iridescent
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
28 Aug 2018
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Dennis tries to teach Mac how to pleasure a woman by demonstrating on Charlie.
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Mac is in a lot of denial. This is a story about what happens when he finally snaps.
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Mac and Dennis Conduct an Experiment by pavonine
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
16 Sep 2016
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Dennis convinces Mac that the only surefire way to prove his straightness is to sexually experiment with another man. Of course that man happens to be Dennis. Of course Mac buys into this as a reasonable plan of action.
Of course it backfires on them both.
Set somewhere in the middle of Season 8. Warnings really only apply later on in the story.