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"Sweet Dee, you don't know anything about the game. In fact, I think I, a straight man, could seduce a man better than you ever could."
Dee scoffs. "Psh, of course you could seduce some gay guy, they've got limited resources. Straight men have other women to go after, so it's not evenly balanced."
Dennis raises his eyebrows. "No, you've misunderstood me. I wouldn't be going after some gay guy. I'm saying I could seduce a straight guy faster than you could, hands down. Hell, I could probably score with everybody in the damn gang before you could even get a date with some loser online."
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soothe my soul so beautiful by psychedelic_iridescent
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 May 2018
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He’s high as fuck and about as filthy as a person can be, but for a split-second he looks just sort of small and pitiful. “Please, Dennis?” Charlie says, and it’s the same look that gets Dennis every goddamn time.
Every goddamn time.
Dennis sighs, stepping aside to clear the doorway. “Fuck it. Just don’t touch anything.”
(Charlie comes over in need of some assistance. Dennis does his semi-disgruntled best to help.)
(INDEFINITE HIATUS)
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self-taught learner by psychedelic_iridescent
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
28 Aug 2018
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Dennis tries to teach Mac how to pleasure a woman by demonstrating on Charlie.
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Mac is in a lot of denial. This is a story about what happens when he finally snaps.
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Mac and Dennis Conduct an Experiment by pavonine
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
16 Sep 2016
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Dennis convinces Mac that the only surefire way to prove his straightness is to sexually experiment with another man. Of course that man happens to be Dennis. Of course Mac buys into this as a reasonable plan of action.
Of course it backfires on them both.
Set somewhere in the middle of Season 8. Warnings really only apply later on in the story.
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“Clav,” he starts, grabbing his shoulders with his hands. Clav shudders against his touch. The smell gets stronger. He asks again, frantically, “Clav, what does that mean?”
“There was a 95% chance that it would turn you into an alpha,” Clav turns his head to face Cookie. “And a 5% chance it would turn you into an omega.”
“Oh,” is all Cookie says.
The scent was coming from Clav. Clav is an omega. Cookie is an alpha, and Clav is an omega.
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Clav and Cookie do sketchy drugs to turn into alpha males. Unsurprisingly, this blows up in their faces. (They have heat sex.)
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"Then why am I angry?"
Hannibal presses his lips together, his shoulders sagging. "Because I lied to you."
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Will notices things. He notices a lot of things, can’t turn it off. Some of these things are about Doctor Hannibal Lecter.
He watches Hannibal watching him eat.
He watches the touch on his elbow lingering, possessive.
He watches Hannibal's eyes darken when Will pulls his hair and fucks his throat hard.Series
- Part 2 of Fics Hannibal Would Cook For
- Part 2 of Kinky Fics Will Would Catch Encephalitis For
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Break Open Your Chest (Just To Count Your Heartbeats) by HannibalsTie
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
20 Nov 2015
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Yes, I enjoy murdering and eating people, but I can't tell you I enjoy sexual submission. How odd, even for Hannibal.
Or, in which Will gets Hannibal drunk so he'll admit he likes to be dominated.
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"Wicked thing, what are you planning?"
Will breathes out a soft laugh. "It's... different, from what we've done before, let's say that. Still intense, but in a different way. I don't want to hurt you."
He cocks a brow. "Look me in the eye and say that, then."
Blue eyes flick up to meet his own. Beautiful. "I don't want to hurt you in a way your masochistic ass won't enjoy, how's that?"
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- Part 3 of Communion
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Will finds himself inexplicably at Hannibal's door after being gently rejected by Alana. He finds a clutch for balance.
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Jim is still in his mind.
The meld was well over a week ago. Jim should not still be in his mind. As soon as physical contact was broken, their minds should have disconnected.
Jim is still in his mind, and now Jim is thinking about him.
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In which Jim and Spock's typical chess game is forgone in favor of learning to waltz, and Jim inadvertently learns about Vulcan hand sensitivity.
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Kirk and Spock rehearse their plan for Spock to woo the Romulan Commander during The Enterprise Incident.
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in clumsiness and in perfection by TheSilverQueen for BonesAndScales
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
15 Feb 2020
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The wedding of a dominant and a submissive is the most important event in a submissive's life. After all, if they make a mistake and are rejected, it'll be a black mark upon their record that may never be erased, and they'll be sent back for a brutal retraining regimen. This is why Hannibal has trained for eighteen years to be absolutely perfect.
So, of course, he trips and face plants halfway down the aisle.
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(you must've got one of them) combustible heads by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation
23 Apr 2017
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Even when he was a kid, Geordi always did have crushes on the knights in shining armor. If Data would just stop heroically saving him, it wouldn't be a problem.
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Data is experiencing some unexplained malfunctions. Geordi jokingly suggests it sounds like he's got a crush, but Data takes him seriously.
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when hannibal, a senior in college and nearly ready for med school, finally has to take the art history credit he's been dreading — with the misanthropic professor graham — he makes it his mission to ensure he gets the elusive A that has never been given before. no matter what it takes.
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will teaches the young, new town doctor a thing or two about riding.
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- Part 2 of antiheroblake’s advent calendar
- Part 2 of these hearts do wander
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After Homelander and Maeve’s very public breakup, Homelander’s ego is wounded. Despite being talked into viewing the breakup as his idea by Madelyn, the rejection has left him stung and irritable. Because of this, Madelyn finds herself dealing with him storming into her office more than twice as often, pent up in every imaginable way.
She decides to take matters into her own hands and relieve some of that stress. For both of their sakes.
