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Heinz Doofenshmirtz opens his door in the middle of the night to find Perry The Platypus standing in the hall. Along with a family of five that looks like they've been in a firefight, because they have. And for some reason Heinz is now the only person Perry can turn to?
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Confusion and awkwardness ensue as the two halves of Perry's life collide in arguably the worst way ever- Language:
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14 Jun 2026
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a transition 500 years in the making by greenwithirony
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2024
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Transmasc Furina and nonbinary Neuvillette, through the ages.
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14 Jun 2026
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The first official political overture the small desert nation of Xerxes makes towards Amestris in over fifty years happens a year after the end of the Ishvalan Civil War. Though it is expected to concern Ishval, and the border between Amestris and Xerxes, or perhaps Amestrian use of Alchemy in the war, is has nothing to do with the bloody conflict, or it's relation to Xerxes' rich history with alchemy.
It is a simple, polite appeal to the Amestrian Government – an invitation for an Amestrian automail mechanic to join the Xerxesian court.
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12 Jun 2026
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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09 Jun 2026
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Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.
Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.
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09 Jun 2026
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Petition to Get the Gaang A Brain Cell by avatays, thelostcolony
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
25 Mar 2022
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Toph @ToughPodcast
@SukisMan ’s new upload is a smear on the good reputation of non-clickbait Youtubers everywhere. Please sign this campaign to put Sokka down once and for all https://petition.org/sokka-needs-to-grow-a-braincell/Sokka! @SukisMan
Replying to @ToughPodcast: IM HALF BLIBD RN AND YOUREW TRYIHG TO HAVEME “PUTDOWB”???Toph @ToughPodcast
Replying to @SukisMan: half blind??? OH NO, WHAT A NIGHTMAREOR:
a series of unfortunate events about the gaang being youtubers.Series
- Part 1 of Gaang YouTubers AU
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- 39/?
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01 Jun 2026
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what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”
“You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“
The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.
“I can still fight. Batman needs me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
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aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
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25 May 2026
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Catastrophic Impact of the Seven by MNLAAF_Enclave
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Feb 2026
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“Where am I?” Questioned Venti. “For I am not in Tevyat, that I can see.”
An astute observation, the Bard would find. Results of work, no doubt of the Divine’s.
The winds blew in the seeds, from across the cosmic sea. Now find themselves rooted in the land of liberty.
For over Japan will purple lightning shake the land of Harmony. And across the mountains of China, Rock will twist the economy.
For green life shall bless the Middle East and as far as Bengal. And the waters of justice will shake the waves of the English Channel.
For the fires of war will shake the jungles of old. And the ice that comes to freeze the hearts of all.
But underneath, many lands down under. Nations and their hubris, all buried under sulfur.
The Seven come to Earth, monsters roar, nations shake, the people tremble.
Much shall happen, in a world without the Heavenly Principles.
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I have authorized and personally began cross sharing this story on another platform, WattPad, under my account there.
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25 May 2026
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malachite by patronsaints
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire
07 Nov 2025
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nessa rolled into the doorway, looked at elphaba’s outfit, and raised an eyebrow. “are you going out with your tradwife again?”
“she’s not a—” elphaba stammered. glinda kind of was a tradwife. “she’s not my—” she cleared her throat. “we’re not going out. it’s—” she felt herself blushing and decided to quit while she was ahead.
when nessa shows elphaba a tiktok from the conservative and painfully heterosexual influencer @glindathegoodwife, elphaba can only roll her eyes. but when elphaba runs into glinda in a bookstore just a few days later, the last thing she expects is to leave with a recipe and a new friend.
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- 8/8
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25 May 2026
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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24 May 2026
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Hail Mary, full of Grace (are you sure about this, Stratt?!) by Des98, princelokiofasgard
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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- 38,783
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24 May 2026
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And There Was Only One Healer by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
17 Feb 2022
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As the next batch of heals yet again skips over her in favor of topping off Killaman25, Vi is forcefully reminded of why she used to pass on playing MMOs entirely. Sure, they’re fun every once in a while with her sister, but good god, she can’t stand dealing with randoms who don’t know the heal priority.
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20 May 2026
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Jayce hurried down the halls of the academy, praying and hoping Viktor would be where he left him. He swung the door open with a loud bang, disrupting Skye at her workstation.
“Vitya,” he breathed, “I think I fucked up.”
He laid eyes on the shorter man, hip propped up against a desk with a cup of coffee in hand and the morning’s paper in another.
“It would seem so, my love.” Viktor replied, not looking up from the newspaper, “I’m reading about it right now.”
“It’s already in the paper?” Jayce questioned frantically.
Aka Jayce and Viktor get married during the time skip between act 1 and 2 and nobody knows about it until they do.
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20 May 2026
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this devotion may contain side-effects by owepossum
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Apr 2026
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After the doctor hurts Rio, a freshly-orphaned Viktor is taken in at The Last Drop. Years later, there's a riot on the bridge.
In which child-Viktor refuses to abandon Silco; an act of devotion that changes the trajectory of Zaun's uprising. While Vander negotiates with Enforcers, Silco single-parents a revolution in the dark. Someone has to fund his son's endless charity work and vaccinate zaunish kids.
There's siblings-of-divorce, waverider eggs, volatile crystals...and a Piltie wandering around the Lanes looking for blue gems and a ghost.
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- Part 1 of devoted sciences
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- 248,949
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- 21/?
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20 May 2026
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if the ground below us turned to dust would you come to me? by Charlie_Balle
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Nov 2024
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“Who are you to Jinx?” Vi’s voice was desperate, face pinched in distress.
Isha didn’t know. She didn’t have an answer. Jinx was her protector. Her sword and shield. She kept Isha safe and happy. She fed her and clothed her and gave her a whole place to sleep. Isha got toys and to play games. Jinx was safety and security and love.
She didn’t have a sign for it. There was never a need. It was Isha and Jinx and that was enough for them.
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Jinx once told Isha that if she ever got into a tight spot, she could go to an address topside and look for the girl with pink hair. Isha had no idea who the pink-haired woman was, but when Jinx was kidnapped, Isha had to reach out for help, hoping the mysterious woman would help get Jinx back.
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- 4/4
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20 May 2026
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She’s fifteen when it happens. Jinx has no one to blame but herself and her own curiosity, but in her defense, Sevika got drunk and just wouldn’t shut up about all the fun she got up to in Babette’s brothel. And in the Undercity, kids don’t stay kids for long. Jinx has grown up around this nonsense for years. So she bites the proverbial bullet and decides to see what all the fuss is about.
“It was one time!” Jinx complains in sheer disbelief. “It wasn’t even that good!”
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- Part 1 of Ankle-Biter
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- 66,695
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- 9/9
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20 May 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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- 118,812
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- 8/8
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18 May 2026
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the way it's always been by wetsocks (Nicky_boy)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Aug 2021
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“That’s what I don’t understand!" Uraraka complains. "They went with another company just ‘cuz it was a little cheaper. You’d think that they would want to hire someone who they know will do a good job!”
“The other company won’t do a good job?” Tsuyu asks.
Uraraka rolls her eyes. “The other company contracts quirkless people. Can you believe that?”
Izuku's mouth goes dry. he feels like a wave has just washed over him. His ears feel muffled, his skin clammy.
He keeps his mouth shut.
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16 May 2026
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11 May 2026
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Aren't you a little grimdark to be in a Disney crossover? by Masterweaver
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Phineas and Ferb
16 Jun 2026
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Taylor chewed her lip as she walked down the street, carefully not meeting the eyes of any of the people wandering around in confusion. Some of them she recognized, vaguely, as neighbors and other citizens of Brockton Bay. Others she didn't recognize at all. Listening through her swarm had given her some insight into the whole situation, with multiple people talking about a broadcast that had gone out less than an hour ago... on the network native to this reality. The idea that Brockton Bay could just be transported to another world, though, was mind-boggling. Nobody could just hear something that strange and just say 'that's cool, so what are we going to do today?'
"Huh, an entire city from another world was just transported to Danville! That's cool. So what are we going to do today?"
OR: In which the grimdarkness of Worm tries to infect the wackyness of Phineas and Ferb, and is exactly as successful as Candace is busting her brothers.
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10 May 2026