Abashed_Jorts
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“That’s…..good.” Oh my god, say something better. Anything else. “If we fuck, do I get free tattoos?”
Eddie’s laugh was loud enough to startle Steve.
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25 Jun 2026
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To Our Good Friend and Squire, Edward, Who Needs his Dick Ridden Expediently
To our dearest friend and squire, Edward,
We are most concerned for the welfare of your penis.
You have not, as of yet, to the best of our knowledge, had an orgasm with this new penis while another person is present.
As such, our friend Jeffrey has provided you with a wide variety of whores so that you might finally stop drinking too much wine in an evening and commiserating at your penis' lack of experience.
Please peruse these profiles so that you may select one and we can finally, finally, all be at peace.
Yours cordially,
Jeffrey, Gareth and Freak
"Whores?!" Eddie echoes, in affectionate outrage. "Alright, let's see how well you know my taste, Jeff."
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21 Jun 2026
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“Mr Munson? Your complimentary champagne.”
Eddie Munson looks up from his phone, and his dark eyes widen in surprise. “Jesus Christ.”
“Uh. Steve, actually,” Steve offers awkwardly, hand still raised where he’d knocked. As first impressions go, Steve’s sure he is decidedly not making a good one.
“I’m sorry,” Munson huffs, shaking his head a little. His curls shiver around his face and oh god he’s even sexier in person. Steve is never going to survive. “I just- wasn’t expecting…”
“A man?” Steve preempts, with the knowledge that he’s one of two male attendants who tend to work this flight, and that it’s usually all pencil skirts and heels. Not that he’d be particularly averse-
“No, no. Someone so- attractive.”
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the flight attendant!steve/musician-model!eddie au we didn't know we needed.
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Steve is used to it by now, the teasing 'good dog's thrown his way, the occasional 'fetch.' He's not sure when the idea of him as the Party's resident guard dog started, but he's gotten over the swirling feeling in his stomach at those words... pretty much.
Regardless, Robin is capable of convincing him of anything. So here he is hosting a Halloween get together dressed in ears, a tail and the real kicker - a collar.
What could go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Puppy Things
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09 Jun 2026
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Eddie is a touchy guy. Fact.
Steve is a little bit of a slut for attention. Also fact.
Throw in some snuggles, a few soft words, and a little tug to his hair? Well, Steve is going to have to add a few more facts to his list. Namely about the gentle place his mind drifts to every. single. time.
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09 Jun 2026