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    A number of (mostly) standalone Dead Boy Detectives fics. Can be read individually and in any order.

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    An assortment of fics about the Dead Men. They are not necessarily related nor in the same universe.

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    A Ford Prefect-centric series that builds up headcanons for the world of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - one that tries to explain why the universe seems very British and very male. If you're interested in thoughts on gender and linguistics, you may enjoy this.

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    This is a series set during and directly after the First War with Mevolent, imagining that the Dead Men were better at communication than they are in canon.

    Each fic should work on its own.

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    Crowley shakes himself, a mental ripple of scales to slough off the bizarre, high-strung mood that's taken hold of him. He's being ridiculous. Spooked by the threat of newness he isn't even sure is real. Aziraphale has done nothing at all to suggest any of this is out of the ordinary. If anything, Crowley suspects they're both operating under unspoken agreement that things are Getting Back To Normal.

    Well. The more recent normal. The normal that had so briefly existed after they'd averted the not-Apocalypse and before the whole almost-Archangel business.

    Before Crowley had lost his mind and done something unforgiveable.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “Yeah, are you sure it’s a good idea to be telling people that story?” Jim says, eyeing Izzy a little warily. "About a shark biting your leg off?"

    “It’s not a story,” Frenchie says at once, before Izzy has a chance to say anything at all. “Don’t you remember? That big old shark that took his leg off?”

    Jim blinks, and exchanges a look with Archie. “Frenchie, what are you talking about?”

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    In which Frenchie supports and embellishes Izzy’s shark story, to the understanding of absolutely no one. Set in a vague in-between time after s2ep5 but before ep6.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Crowley stops abruptly. “You want me to be an angel again,” he seems to realize out loud, a bitter twist to his lips that Aziraphale hasn’t seen in a long, long time.

    “Well, you were a lovely angel,” Aziraphale tries to explain himself. “Don’t you remember the times we had? How wonderful it all was?”

    “If who you want is that angel,” Crowley begins, his voice carefully level, “then who you want is not me.”

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    Aziraphale realizes there's been a rather large misunderstanding between them.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale squinted at the tape in his hands. “What’s a Velvet Underground?”

    “You wouldn’t like it,” drawled Crowley.

    “Oh.” Aziraphale nodded in sudden recognition. “Bebop.”

    All those drums and beats and staticky sounds. He wouldn’t like it, indeed.

     

    Aziraphale is neurodivergent, and used to being ridiculed for it. Crowley loves him.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “Was your-” Aziraphale choked around the phrase, but forced it out anyway. “Your best friend. The one you lost. Were they returned to normal? Are they alright now?”

    “Angel,” Crowley drawled, blinking up at Aziraphale like he was staring into a particularly bright spotlight. “What the fuck are you talking about?”

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    18 Jun 2026