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    Suddenly, Peter was grabbed and slammed into the opposite wall of the alley. The creature blurred into his space, into his face, right up against Peter shoving him against the brick and violently bruising at his back, fingers at his throat cutting his air supply until he was choking.

    “Little bug, little bug.” The voice was savage, fangs glinting long in the moonlight. “What are you doing in my territory?”

    “I--” Peter couldn’t breathe, his vision swimming, throat convulsing, against the immoveable pressure on his jugular. “I d-didn’t--”

    The vampire's fingernails lengthened into claws and shredded Peter's mask into tattered pieces, baring Peter’s face to the cold night air.

    oh.

    Wade’s core rocked with a punch of awed arousal, tightened with a clamoring claim of mate and his thumb automatically found the hammer of the Peter's pulse stroking once, twice, obsessive.

    “Itsy bitsy Spidey." he leaned in close enough to nose at the scatter of freckles on Peter's cheek. "I think you're supposed to be mine.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.

    One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.

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    Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Peter sighed and stared at his beer, turning the bottle to unseeingly stare at the label. “I don’t know, Wade, it’s just…” Peter trailed off.

    “Just what?” Wade pushed gently. Sometimes with Peter, he had to lead the conversation back to the problem Peter was having when he trailed off. It happened often enough when real life responsibilities started to become fuddled with the super hero life and Peter couldn’t figure out how to balance them.

    “I don’t know how much longer I can do this, Wade,” Peter sighed deeply. He slouched in on himself like the weight of the world he held up on his shoulders for so long was finally breaking him down.
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    Wade helps Peter learn just how much the city loves him by pissing off an entire bar full of Spider-Man loving New Yorkers.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    “Put them in the fucking bag!”

    God. Marcus wants to punch him in the face. And he want to ask-

    “Put what in the bag? Can’t you be more goddamned specific?”

    The gun goes off. He is faced with a back instead of a face. There’s a hole in the wall besides the door that just opened. Beside the person that aired the questioned with the most irritated tone ever. The new intern. Peter B. Parker.
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    New intern Peter Parker seems to be excelling at his scientific work as a Stark Industries intern. Only problem is, is that he is also excelling at hitting people in the head. Now, can somebody tell him, where the fuck is the actual security?!

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    28 Apr 2026