Battle_Kittens
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Robert "Rob" Cobs is a secretly anomalous robot working as a head researcher for the department of miscommunications. As it so happens, he strikes a friendship with a certain SCP who can change documents and the written word about himself at will- SCP-SP00N.
That friendship blossoms into something else, then withers, then buds again. Robert's life ends up being quite messy.
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I didn't like ii18 and how cobs died. here's my rewrite of his death scene where mephone gets his comeuppance.
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Cobs and Mephone have a real confrontation, after all these years. -
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(this is a fic between cobs and my oc, screen, who's a robot but doesn't know it >;)
five times screen had to be repaired, and one time it went a little differently.
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I wrote this in a 40 minute daze while crying after the finale. sorry it's short!
mephone realizes everything is gone.
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those beautiful piss coloured eyes~ |Y/N x Hot Evil Chef Saltbaker (I called him at 3am and he answered NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)| by Battle_Kittens
Fandoms: Cuphead (Video Game), The Cuphead Show! (Cartoon)
07 Sep 2023
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chef saltbaker x gender neutral y/n. youre his scuggly diddly oop woopsy tootsy tinepsy bingbang bababooey icky sticky baby girl but not in a girl way. that is until you find out his secrets (haha)
super hot and totally legit sexy cool chef saltbaker fic he totally loves you and isn't insane
(my friend made me write this. if you know me from discord not anymore you don't)
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Ci sono persone che dopo il ludibrio subiscono l'ombra. Il conte de Guiche appartiene a quella schiera e lo sa bene, ora che gli anni pesano sulle spalle. Ora che è troppo vecchio per poter vivere ancora di menzogne. Ci sono notti in cui il vino e il gioco non bastano, e si ha da aprirsi il cuore (a chi non può ascoltare).
Bookmarked by Battle_Kittens
11 Jun 2026
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dude i dont even speak italian and this is gorgeous
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sowing season by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Apr 2026
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Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.
“I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.
“No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”
“I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”
Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.
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- Part 1 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
Bookmarked by Battle_Kittens
05 May 2026
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It's 2016. Something had to kick the self-hating gay man out of you, right? This was practically inevitable.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and you cannot stop thinking about that old man.
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A Warm Place by Garden_of_the_Fallen
Fandoms: Fairly OddParents, Fairly OddParents: A New Wish
10 Aug 2024
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“I wish you were my dad,” Dev whimpered thickly. “Please. Look like him for me.”
There was a pause of hesitation, but Peri obliged. After a puff of magic, the child-sized, purple fairy holding onto Dev was replaced by the form of an adult human. Tall, with sleek, ginger hair, and a white jacket. Dad.
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On Your Shore by DavidBowieLovesYou
Fandoms: The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune
09 Jun 2023
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The sequel to Stay: a pre-epilogue from Arthur's point of view.
Linus is back.
Arthur and Linus begin exploring their new relationship and what it means for them.
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- Part 2 of Stay
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Bookmarked by Battle_Kittens
07 Dec 2023