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Æther in my veins by Becauseisaidsobitch
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
17 Dec 2015
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Loki disguised as Odin after Thor the Dark World encounters a surviving dark elf that has been sold into slavery. Somehow this leads to Loki falling in love with Tony Stark.
DISCLAIMER : despite summary this story is kinda dark please read
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
(chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)
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14 Jul 2026
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hit or miss by PenAndInkPrincess
Completed: 2026-07-13
Work ID: 87705801Relationship Tags:
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(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/14
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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Published: 2026-06-30
Work ID: 87642311Relationship Tags:
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/14
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026Series
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Part 3 of Alternate Relationship Reveals - there are no secrets that time does not revealSeries Information:
ID: 6219251
Words: 94,382 | Works: 3 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 246
Description:Alternative Relationship Reveals- All the different ways they didn't get found out
Completed: 2026-07-12
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
📢📢📢
UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/14
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It was a Friday when the video dropped.
“What is happening?” He asked St Simon, who was holding his phone tight to his chest, his expression odd. “Someone has died?”
Across the room he could see Marlow moving slowly upright from where he had been doing floor stretches, his phone in his hand as well, his face pinched.
“It’s Hollander,” St Simon said.
The bottom of Ilya’s stomach fell out, closely followed by the rest of Ilya’s organs. His chest hurt so acutely that he thought he must be having a heart attack.
“Not dead,” St Simon added quickly, reaching out to grab Ilya’s shoulder when Ilya’s knees actually buckled. “Jesus, sorry. I should have - no it’s just -”
“Someone tell me what the fuck is going on,” Ilya snapped, “and everyone else shut up.”
Marlow reached him now, held his phone out to Ilya, open already to an article with a headline huge enough Ilya could easily make out the HOLLANDER blaring out of it even before his eyes focused and he took the phone from Marlow.
A video is posted online, for Shane it feels like a death sentence. For some parts of him, it is.
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An Endless Road to Rediscover by Nyxelestia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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You
I really was looking forward to seeing you after the game
I’m as sad at missing that
As I am sad at missing the playoffs.Lily
so am I
fuck MarlowYou
Aww, he’s not your favorite anymore?Lily
LEAST favorite now 😤You
I mean at least he feels bad. I believe him when he says he didn’t mean to hurt me.Lily
so do I
I just don’t care
he still DID hurt you
he should watch where he’s goingYou
😂
So you’re not going to get custom Bears lingerie with a 7 on it, then?Lily
no
I’ll get one for every other number on the team though 😘You
That’s an awful lot of money to spend on kindling.Leaked texts from Shane Hollander’s phone out him…as dating a Cliff Marleau fangirl.
No one is really sure what to do about this — least of all, Cliff Marleau.
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