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“Yes I know, you’re Chat or whatever, I got that fucking part-” Tommy sneers, “You’re literally- What the fuck, you’re in my head-” he shudders and pushes his bleeding palm against his ear for good measure, just to see if it would do anything. But just as expected, nothing gets any quieter. Their constant murmuring continues to ebb and flow much like the crashing waves at the shore. But never, ever going silent.
Okay how are we gonna explain this!?
Step 1, Explain the entire history of the Blood God and how we came to be.
Step 2, Then-
Okay we’re not doing that.(In which Tommy is just a small time vigilante with the ability to steal other peoples powers, and apparently that means he’s the guy for Chat to latch onto when they get separated from their Prophet. So now Tommy has to break out one of the biggest Villains in the world! Great! Fantastic even! What could possibly go wrong!)
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- Part 1 of Something Universe
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A shoebill and a bowerbird walk into a paddock. One is in love. The other is not. Or maybe not not.
The entire grid regrets having ears. Lmao.
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⠀At first, it was a mild symptom. Every morning, he would feel inexplicably tired, have a slight fever, or a wave of nausea. It was just enough to make sticking to his prescribed meal plan difficult.
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Max was pregnant, and Charles didn’t know
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He keeps Sophie strapped to his chest as he walks through the pit lane. It is loud and chaotic, and stinks of burning rubber and carbon fibre. Fuck, it smells good. Sophie keeps on blowing raspberries, spit flying, but hey, at least she is keeping herself occupied. Max keeps walking, and everyone lets him pass. He feels people stop in their tracks and turn around to stare at him. Each garage going quiet as he passes, and then the next, and then the next. Some pup drops the wheel gun as he whirls around, mouth dropped to the floor.
Of course.
No one has seen Max Verstappen in four years.
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Max and Charles, Monaco race day, 2030.
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Max Verstappen has not slept well in eight years. Somewhere along the way, Charles Leclerc's voice became the only thing that could fix it.
Every night, Charles reads to him.
Every night, Max falls asleep.When Charles loses his voice to a cold, Max discovers he has memorized every story Charles ever read to him.
But what Charles really needs has nothing to do with stories at all.
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When asked how he kept his head at the most critical moment, Max Verstappen gave an unbelievable answer: he thought of his first kiss with his wife.
He said it was the bravest moment of his life. No one understood what he really meant—except Charles Leclerc.
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A small streamer who plays racing games badly has one loyal viewer who donates every single stream.
The viewer claims it started as an accident.
Three months of accidents sounds like a lie, but the truth behind it is stranger and softer than Max expects.
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Coworkers Who Hold Grudges Over Laser Pointers Should Not Slide Into DMs by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
19 Jun 2026
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Max Verstappen creates a burner account to ask the internet what to do about his painfully obvious crush on his gorgeous coworker who definitely hates him.
Charles Leclerc creates a burner account to ask the internet what to do about his coworker who keeps staring at him like he wants to devour him.
The internet gives them both terrible advice. They follow it anyway.
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A journalist asks Max why he always turns around when Charles approaches.
Max gives a simple answer. Charles decides to test it.
The results are humiliating and also deeply romantic, but mostly humiliating.
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“Max,” Charles purrs. Quite literally purrs. “Hi.”
Max can’t tear his gaze away from the two pointy ears sticking straight out of the top of Charles’ head. The tufts of fur lining them are the exact same shade as his chocolate curls, blending almost seamlessly. They look real, but they have to be fake, right? Max blinks. Then he blinks again as his heart rate speeds up and his palms grow sweaty. Surely he can’t be losing his mind. There’s no way. But then he watches as the ears twitch and how Charles’ face twists into that menace of a smirk of his.
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In a world where magic and potions are a thing, Charles decides he wants to be a cat for Halloween. Max likes it more than he thought he would.
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- Part 12 of [F1 fic collection]
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Max pulls his hand away. His heart is hammering, slamming against his chest. That’s a pussy. Right between his legs where his cock used to be.
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Max Verstappen wakes up and finds that something has inexplicably changed between his legs. It doesn't take long for him to get horny about it.
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- Part 3 of winter warmers 2024
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Barely audible above their shared heartbeats, Max’s heavy breath, Charles’ loud head. He can barely think with clarity in this position, eyes half-lidded and stinging with want.
“Missed you,” he continues, hands finding Max's neck, up, to his face.
Staring into deep blue, conflicted eyes while Max’s gaze softens and so does the rest of his face, jaw less tense when Charles’ fingers brush on it, undoing him.Charles has trouble sleeping lately.
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When Max was eight years old, his mother took him by the hand and pointed across the great hall.
“Do you see that boy? The one with the red collar?”
“Yes”
“He will be your husband, one day” His mother’s voice trembled a little. Max hadn’t known why, until years later, and he understood what marriage for an omega meant.
--or, a lestappen arranged marriage fantasy au
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“Oh,” a little whimper escapes from Seb’s lips. The car’s vibrating like crazy, and he feels it.
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"Don't talk to strangers!", that was the last thing Sebastian heard from his mother before going off into the woods.
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“I of course can’t let everyone know that I was actually stressed about the title fight and that it led to my heat hitting two weeks early!” Max exclaimed, sitting on their bed and cuddling one of Charles’ hoodies and not Charles himself because he was too busy packing for this stupid gala. “That’s so embarrassing!”
Or: Max faked the flu. He was actually in heat. Charles had to sit through the FIA gala, 6000km away from his mate.
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Max and Charles make a weekend bet: whoever breaks first does all the housework for a week.
Charles is confident he can take anything Max dishes out. He is wrong.
Max takes his time proving it, and Charles learns that losing has never tasted so sweet—especially when it means he has to make breakfast every morning, even if he burns the toast every single time.
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Max’s waist is small, thin enough that Danny can fit both large hands nicely around it like he would a girl and yet Max is boxy. His hips are jagged where they should be smooth and Daniel feels his hands find a natural place to slot against, his thumbs pressing gently into Max. It makes him groan, a little breathy sound that gives Daniel the opportunity to slide his tongue into Max’s mouth and the heat seems to only intensify when he does. Max is soft, pliant and sweet in his arms as Daniel makes him sing. It's a chorus of whimpers that he pulls with each slide of their tongues, wet and hot and agonizing. He can feel Max’s legs weak beneath them and Daniel can't help the smile that blooms over his face.
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The hidden chapter to Orange Juice, enjoy ;)
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- Part 3 of The Orange Juice Universe
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Who would’ve guessed that underneath all that hard, tough bravado, Max is kind of a crybaby? He’s got issues aplenty and emotional baggage for days.
All he wants is a shoulder to cry on.
Until he doesn’t, and suddenly what he wants is a lot more than what Daniel can provide.
Or: The one where Daniel Ricciardo is accidentally Pavlov-conditioned to get hard every time Max Verstappen starts crying.
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Max is staring. Daniel is tired of constantly trying to make the right decisions.
Monaco Grand Prix 2023
