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    “I see your description of the Red Paladin wasn’t an exaggeration.” Rachel slinks up beside Lance with that annoying grin of hers. “He’s very pretty.”

    “Hands off, Rachel. He’s gay.”

    “Which works out perfectly for you.”

    Crossing his arms, Lance scoffs. “He wouldn’t ever be interested in me.”

    “He’s here, isn’t he?” Rachel shrugs. She already starts to walk back into the chaos but not before throwing one last look over her shoulder to say, “Pretty obvious to all of us.”

    (Or, Keith gets injured on a Blade mission and decides to recuperate at Lance’s parents’ house. Things only escalate from there.)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.

    There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.

    “What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”

    A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.

    These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.

    In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It starts out with a little bit of jealousy. Healthy. Steve doesn't like sharing. Typical only child. And every second word out of Dustin's mouth is Eddie Munson. Eddie Munson this, Eddie Munson that. Eddie thinks, Eddie said, Eddie doesn't like.

    Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

    It's only natural to do a little background check. You wouldn't just let anyone babysit your kids.

    or: Steve Harrington starts stalking Eddie Munson. It might be more than he has bargained for.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Steve snatched his hand back, pushing off Eddie’s couch to stand up. “Nothing, it’s fine. I’m gonna go for this hike, I’ll see you later.”

    Eddie frowned, hopping up to block Steve’s path. “On your own?” he questioned.

    “Well, you clearly don’t want to go, so…”

    Eddie’s face softened. “Steve -”

    “No, it’s fine. You hate the outdoors, you hate exercise, you hate…” Steve trailed off.

    Eddie reached out, traced a hand across Steve’s cheek. “What, sweetheart?”

    Steve sucked in a breath. “You hate everything I like,” he mumbled, not meeting Eddie’s eye.

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    Steve is used to spending time doing what Eddie wants to do. On a hot summer afternoon, the tables are turned when Steve asks Eddie to go hiking with him and Eddie is...not so thrilled about it.

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    30 May 2026

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    “What else?” Eddie goads, once he’s done rolling his eyes all over Steve. “Who else is mean to poor baby rich boy, Steve Harrington?”

    “You,” Steve points out, voice high, teetering on the edge of something he doesn’t fully understand. “All the other counselors, for that matter. I see how you guys look at me.”

    And I see how you're looking at me right now, he wants to add.

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    OR: Camp Counselors Steve and Eddie have their differences... and something in common, too.

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    23 May 2026