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Gold Ship and T.M. Opera O Committed $9.7 Million in Securities Fraud on September 11th 2001 Using a Liechtenstein Stiftung, Seven Shell Companies Across Six Jurisdictions, and an 84-Year-Old Lawyer with Dementia Who Doesn't Recall Any of This by A_Lovely_Night_Sky for DHydro
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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Two horse girls commit $9.7 million in securities fraud on September 11th, 2001.
One makes millions. One loses everything. Both evade taxes across six countries.
An 84-year-old lawyer with dementia provides plausible deniability. The SEC finds no wrongdoing. Half the profits go to charity.
This is a comedy.
(It shouldn't be, but it is.)
This definitely isn't based off actual real world information that would make this theoretically possible.
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Author Notes: Minor modifications, well more like major ones in attempt for upcoming sequels.
Series
- Part 1 of Crack Finance AU
- Part 1 of Financial Education AU
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18 Jul 2026
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opera shut up
one of the most excellently written, peakest crack fic ever -
LCB-03-18: IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE, TO HER BEWILDERMENT, OBTAINS THE ROMANTIC INTEREST OF TOO MANY MAIDENS by LCFDepartment
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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This page takes a look at Document Number LCB-03-18. LCB stands for Limbus Company Bus, 03 is for Sinner Number 3 (also known as Don Quixote, not to be confused with Don Quixote de La Mancha, who also happens to be her father... Look, let's just note her under "Sancho" for the records), and 18 designates this as the eighteenth document taken in by the department. Supposedly, this is chronicling the pursuits of Sinner #3 as she deals with her... growing sense of romantic aspirations towards "maidens"? Does this even count as a real document? It looks more like the mad ramblings of a lucid dreamer.
(Don Quixote's gay panic turns into a gay mass hysteria beam and somehow makes several women way above her league fall madly in love with her.)
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LCB-03-05: Great Magic by LCFDepartment
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game), Popee the Performer (Anime)
09 Feb 2025
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This page takes a look at Document Number LCB-03-05. LCB stands for Limbus Company Bus, 03 is for Sinner Number 3 (also known as Don Quixote), and 05 designates this as the fifth document taken in by the department. This document appears to depict the Identity Voicelines and Uptie Story of a Don Quixote Identity too far away for Mephistopheles's engine to extract, instead found by the LCA department. It goes over her life as a circus performer, her masked partner, her performances, family, issues, *father* issues...and seemingly insatiable bloodlust.
(We saw the literal mirror world episode of Popee the Performer and I thought it'd be really funny.)
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This page takes a look at Document Number FF-02-01. FF stands for (The) Five Fingers, 02 is for Sinner Number 2 (also known as Faust), and 01 designates this as the first document taken in by the department. Within one of many mirror worlds holding thousands upon thousands of possibilities, we find one where instead of there just being the Five Fingers, there is a sixth group within these unruly syndicates known as the Polydactyl. Due to their relatively rare status within the world, they act as the "leader" of the other fingers, holding absolute authority over them. In this world, we are witnesses to a trial a certain sinner within another world is conducting over the man obsessed with righting a wrong Limbus Company gave to him. What the luscious man did not know, however, was that this trial was rigged to benefit the bristly.
(What if there was a 6th Finger?)
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01 Jul 2026
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The Index Messenger:【The City's Will】Sinclair by mayonaizs, undersized_hoodie
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game), Library of Ruina (Video Game)
14 Apr 2026
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fanmade sinclair yan id uptie story
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01 Jul 2026