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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dan and Phil have made it through the majority of the first performance of their new stage show, 'Hard Launch', they are gearing up for the grand finale. Nerves are running high as they prepare to break the internet all over again.

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    06 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    “That man,” says Phil, “just kissed that other man. On the lips.” He says it like he’s the one who orchestrated the whole thing, the twat.

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Oh, but you did. I heard your prayer, it was delicious. So full of doubt, so helpless, so heretic.”

    “I wasn’t–”

    “And you looked so pretty too, on your knees for me. How could I ever resist that call?”

    Phil knew he was blushing – felt the heat in his cheeks, wander up to the tip of his ears.

    Father Philip is the simple priest of the community. When he gets visited by a demon dressed in a nun dress a few sizes too short, his faith is being tested.

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    a sweet morning in <3

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    19 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “My– my name is Phil Lester,” he says and he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t pause to wait for a response, to wait for recognition, but he does.

    There is none.

    “I need some– I need some legal advice?”

    “Yes, that is sort of what I figured when you called my law firm."

    Phil wakes up in an alternate reality where Dan and he have never met and does the only thing he can think of doing: Finding Dan.

    (And then not stopping to bother him.)

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    19 May 2026