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I Cant Be This Protagonist by Beware_ofPeoplewithSurnameQin
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
01 Jul 2026
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Cale Henituse is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.
There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.
Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.
Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.
Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty
Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight
Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play
Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough
Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you
Cale: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba
#A lighthearted comedy, not angsty at all (lie)
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Bookmarked by Boaf-em -At the same damn time- (Charnkph)
22 Jun 2026
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I only got through chap 1. It was hilarious. I can't wait for this Cale to do something, even if he can't be too OOC.
Slight spoilers for Chp 1 ☆
Kim Roksoo developed kidney failure.
(My humor sucks ass, because I immediately thought that he was going to say "Now YOU have to develop kidney failure", which I found hilarious, and completely forgot about donating kidneys.)Cale: I can't even anymore.
(Honestly, fr. Poor Cale, bruh. Man's cannot catch a break no matter what)Anytime I see "Ohoh", all I can think about is this.
Also, seeing Kim Roksoo as the "white moonlight" is hilarious when you remember that Canon KRS is a 36yo grown ass man who died during an apocalypse and was put into someone else's body lmao (yes, I understand AUs and FANfiction. This is just my terrible sense of humor talking :D)
Finished chapter 2 and saw the end notes about KRS & This Cale: Ooooh, okay, that makes a lot more sense lmao
Finished chap 3: I like where this is going. Also, just spotted the "borderline aromantic Cale", fuck yeah!
Chap 4: I know Cale has experience and has been transmigrating for a while, but still, ATE
Chap 5-7: 🙂
Chapter 8: I couldn't be Cale I would die from embarrassment. XD
On god, that is fr so true. I know he's acting, but dayum. I get shivers still.Chapter 9-11: lmao
Chapter 12: complaining about this evil capitalist society as if he wouldn't do the same thing lmao
The front desk worker watching the drama and entertained by Cale's quick reaction times
[Edit: 1 Jul, 2026] TWO UPDATES!! POG! That just means this fanfic is actually being updated and that makes me happy-
Anyways, needed a break after the first 12 chaps lmao Now, I'm back... for now-
(Just realized the amount of times I spam "lmao" and possibly lol(s).... oh well, that's someone else's peeve lmao, I'll add in emojis next time.)Chap 13: The guy at the front desk had already been completely overwhelmed by his demeanour. He thought, "this guy really is too charming, even if he only lasts 10 minutes."
pfft- omgIn any case, it wouldn't be him.
Mmm-hmm, boy, u better stand on business with thatIn his experience, everyone who like to play with fire would end up committing a crime.
🤭very funny, imo.Cale almost lol'd at the reply.
Honestly, it might be my lack of sleep that's making me find everything funny lolChap 14: He would never, ever fall into that trap.
Sure, Jan.He usually slept naked.
Okay, Jan. Put some clothes on, pls.
After all, he loved watching all the drama Cale whipped up.
Ohmahgod, Beacrox and that front desk worker are one and the same lmaoThe scenery was beautiful.
Lmao
I mean, what's happening is horrible, but the nonchalance is hilarious, for some reason.Chap 15: ATE😏
I only made it through 3 chapters because I'm tired as hell :( Ugh, and I was hoping I'd catch up while I could!
Oof, I ran out of the "character count" for this. I'm gonna have to put my thoughts down in a notes app lmao
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blood on the freesia stalks by zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
21 Jun 2026
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There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.
Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.
And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.
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English lit teacher Obi-wan has a bit of a struggle teaching Anakin without being horribly distracted, because Anakin has a part-time job fucking himself in front of a webcam. (Obi-wan is conflicted, horny but mostly conflicted).
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Bookmarked by Other blurbs tyvm (Charnkph)
30 Jun 2026
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Also, the 420th kudos. fuck YEAAAH!!
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Seas Between Us Broad Have Roared by couronnedesfleurs
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2020
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‘Well, someone had to save your skins, so I took it upon myself; once again, you’re welcome. And don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about that business on Cato Nemoidia. Your memory needs some work, old man.’
Anakin winked before flouncing out of the room, his jewelled cape flaring behind him like a royal train.
From the tumblr prompt: 'Senator Anakin is being escorted on a mission by Jedi obi-wan and they get trapped or stranded somewhere for the holidays.'
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- Part 3 of Christmas Tales
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Bookmarked by Other blurbs tyvm (Charnkph)
30 Jun 2026
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I read this before but lost track of it. I just remembered Senator!Anakin, completed, and only Obikin.
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IMPORTANT SPOILER WARNING: This story STARTS after Dying Light 2 and continues AFTER Dying Light: The Beast ENDING.
After the downfall of Villedor, Aiden and Hakon leave together for the coast. Faced with the harsh reality of the apocalypse, their camaraderie grows stronger than ever and something else is slowly blooming underneath. As the older of the two, Hakon will have to take matters into his own hands and walk that extra mile just to prove to Aiden that a life worth living is one shared, even in a dying world.
