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Slay the Prince by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
10 Dec 2025
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You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin, is a Prince.
You're here to slay him. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
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A silly little Boat Boys-centric Slay the Princess AU!
...except Etho doesn't show up for a while [nervous]
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- Part 1 of Slay the Prince
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It’s dead of winter, and Grian is cold.
Good thing his fellow Bad Boys just came back!
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- Part 3 of block men brainrot
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To the End (Or As Far As We Can Get) by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
21 Oct 2024
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“…Maybe Impulse could win.” Pearl started, keeping her voice low so she wouldn’t wake him. Scott gave her a curious look.
“Oh?” Scott asks, and Pearl smiles.
“Yeah.” Pearl looked up at Scott. “I mean, most of us remember Impulse coming close to winning, right? Maybe if we…” Her smile fell, and she took a deep breath. “Maybe if we make it a good experience for him, he won’t have to go through as much.”
Or;
I go insane over the new season, as most normal people do.
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- Part 4 of block men brainrot
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And When We Mess Around, I'll Let Her Know The Truth I Found by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
09 Oct 2024
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Children AU because i thought it was a fun idea :3
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I'm actually really hyped for this AU help-
tags will change as more chapters are released !!Title from the song 'Sarah' by Alex G, chapter names will also be song lyrics, credits will be in notes :)
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What if, in the end, the rats never had to leave the attic?
What if the rift were somewhere else, more out in the open?
And what if this were a problem for poor Martyn, who just wanted to leave before he got too attached?
(What if he already has?)
Or:
An AU where the father decides the rats are chill, and the rift Martyn uses to go home is now in a not-so-stealthy place. This is a huge problem for Martyn, especially since he totally isn’t attached to the rats here. He isn’t, really. Really.(Title and tags may change. If you have any title suggestions, let me know! This is also my first fic so lemmie know if anything is inaccurate :,)
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- Part 2 of i make people suffer because i have nothing better to do xoxo
- Part 1 of block men brainrot
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wuehehehehehehehehehe
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Slay the Prince by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
10 Dec 2025
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i make people suffer because i have nothing better to do xoxo by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Rats SMP
27 Jul 2024
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Lost in Paradise by Salemn
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Nov 2024
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Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!”
“Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!”
Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now.
Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society.
What the hell is going on?
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- Part 1 of Paradise
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- English
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- 360,590
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by DefinetlyN0tM33
12 Jun 2026
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I am relieved that i’d left my room tidy (they’ll think of me kindly) by user69w9
Fandoms: 佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Anime)
07 Mar 2024
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it started with a cough, right before the festival. Sasaki thought he was worn out from studying, but it didn’t go away.
and then he coughed up a petal.
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Sasaki gets hanahaki and thinks it means Miyano rejected him. but that’s far from the truth.
Bookmarked by DefinetlyN0tM33
04 Jun 2026
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pink just looks so good on us by dusk_of_the_macabre
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
18 Nov 2023
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saiki slowly comes out to everyone, one by one :)
...as a psychic. he's definitely not queer or anything. nuh uh.just a story about slowly, finally showing your true colors to people. this is definitely not an allegory for being transgender. no definitely not what are you talking about
Bookmarked by DefinetlyN0tM33
31 May 2026
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Carry Me Home by valleykey
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Apr 2022
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The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”
Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?”
Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”
“I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.
///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.
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- Part 1 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
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- English
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- 58,467
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by DefinetlyN0tM33
30 May 2026
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A job that slowly kills you by orphan_account
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
30 Jul 2023
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He took a deep breath and sat up on his bed quietly. When did he start thinking about stuff like this? It’s not like it mattered. Thinking about it would only make him want to talk about it, and talking wasn’t an option. No one would be able to help him through this, even if they wanted to. Kusuo only shook his head and got up.
Or, Saiki has a bad morning which ends in him getting a hug.
Bookmarked by DefinetlyN0tM33
27 May 2026