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Once upon a time there was a royal bloodline cursed by an evil magic.
It was passed down for generation after generation, and at this point, the reason for the curse was lost to time. Each first born son of each family bore a curse that could only be broken by true love.
His Majesty Hadir Vovran had been cursed so that every potential lover was transformed into an animal, and he had to kiss them, hoping that it would be true love’s kiss to turn them back to normal.
His Majesty Thomior Vovran, Hadir’s first born, had been cursed with a permanent erection which turned out to be quite popular with his lovers. It was only in the presence of his True Love would his cock soften.
Originally, Chastity was mistaken for an eldest daughter, and the kingdom gave a sigh of relief, content with waiting for another birth and delivery before they would know the curse that would haunt the next generation.
It wasn’t until Chastity was around fifteen years old that a correction to the family records had to be made.
Chastity was, indeed, not Thomior’s eldest daughter, but truly his eldest son.
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13 May 2026
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Alexei is dead. Anastasia is his. And Ilya has no idea how to be a parent, a captain, and a heartbroken man all at once.
The only thing harder than keeping a five-year-old alive might be keeping himself together.
[set after shane walks out on ilya in episode 4]
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23 Feb 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of OA Private
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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29 Jan 2026
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so it's gonna be forever by Lila_Mac
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.
When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:
World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.
What?
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16 Jan 2026
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Concussion Protocol by cjr2
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow. For no particular reason. Certainly not because he’s fallen in love with Ilya Rozanov.
In Montreal with lingering concussion symptoms, Ilya is advised not to fly home for a few days, and the hospital won’t release him without assurances that he has someone to stay with him until his symptoms improve. Luckily, Shane conveniently has a condo in Montreal no one knows about and a few days before he has to travel again.
But Ilya’s symptoms don’t resolve after a few days. Which is okay; Shane can handle it. He can take care of Ilya, study Russian, lead his team into the playoffs, and keep Ilya’s continued presence in Montreal a secret. He can do everything, no problem. He is Shane Hollander after all.
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A whump fanfiction that is secretly a fix-it.
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- Part 1 of Return-to-Play
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29 Dec 2025