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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    “I’m very busy today, so I can’t be looking after you!” Snork said, bustling about with blueprints bundled in his arms. “I will need the whole house for this stage of my invention! I can’t be tripping over you and your silly toys. Go outside and play.”

    It would be a waste of breath to tell him that she was much too old to ‘go outside and play’, so muttering many rude things to herself, Snorkmaiden went out for the day.

    It was a lovely spring afternoon, but with Snork being such a fink, she could hardly enjoy it. Perhaps she would see if Moomintroll wanted to do something – he was sort of supposed to be her boyfriend, after all. Although it was sometimes hard to tell how much of it was playing pretend and how much of it was real. On days like this, when she felt down and grumpy and Snork had been cruel to her, she rather suspected it was the former.

    No, she didn’t want to go to Moominhouse today. It was no good, going to your boyfriend when you were upset. Boyfriends were no help at all.
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    Snorkmaiden has the day to herself, and something to prove.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Part of him knows Dutch and Hosea are getting frustrated about the lack of progress on finding the Braithwaite’s gold or the Gray’s treasure or whatever the hell it is. Part of him knows everyone is getting nervous about being in one place for so long. Part of him knows that Dutch is stressed and tired, that he’s probably just taking out his frustrations, that he probably doesn’t really mean what he’s saying…

    But another, much bigger part of Arthur is stunned and indignant and hurt. And, like a wounded animal, the hurt quickly turns to rage.

    “Well how ‘bout you go make us some money, Dutch?”

    “…Excuse me?”

     

    (Or: Arthur leaves.)

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    25 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Donnie chuckled under his breath.

    “What?” Raph asked.

    “Nothing. I thought that squirrel seemed a little nutty.” Donnie paused, eyebrows raised, but Raph did not give him the satisfaction of a laugh. “Uh, nevermind. The fridge works fine. It’s just the lightbulb that’s out.”

    “Oh, great,” Raph said. “Give it a twist and let’s get the hell out of here.”

    “Mikey would’ve laughed.”

    “I’m not Mikey.”

    “No,” Donnie sighed. “You’re not.”

    Raph wished he remembered enough about his youngest brother to understand all the nuanced layers of meaning in Donnie’s statement. But since he didn’t, Raph let it pass.

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    The M-Bomb has detonated over New York City. Having lost his family and his memory, Raph wanders through an apocalypse with nothing to tie him to his past except his brother, Donatello.

    Will they survive?!?!?! (probably not)

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    29 Apr 2026

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    (Rewrite and extension of Febuwhump Day 10: Magic Exhaustion.)

    An exploration around the Malto's property goes awry when Bumblebee and the Terrans stumble upon a magical pond that appears to have a singular ability: turn whoever touches it young.

    Consequently, the Terrans have to deal with a significantly younger Bumblebee - B-127 - with a heightened sense of self-importance and attitude. Confusion gripping all sides of the fiasco, the group of sparklings desperately search for a way to restore him to the mentor they know, all while trying to navigate their new and terrifying relationship.

    Not that B-127's helping make things easier.

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    12 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Tired of being pestered by ghosts, Ben looks for somewhere quiet to read.

    Fortunately, there is a 50-foot-wide ghost-free sphere around Abaddon at all times, thanks to everyone being unsettled by him.

    Unfortunately, taking advantage of this requires actually speaking to Abaddon.

    Ben decides to take his chances. It goes... interestingly.

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    04 Nov 2025

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    After averting an apocalypse, Abaddon is irritated to discover that he cares about the Freelings. And what's worse, they're starting to figure it out.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    09 Oct 2025

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    Through hundreds of billions of years, Abaddon has witnessed the human Nathan take his own life in a carefully preserved way, always the same, without fail. He should be used to it by now- somehow, he just keeps feeling worse and worse about it.

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    or, a 5+1 fic of abaddon finding nathan's body, and one time he asks his ghost about it.

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    09 Oct 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 42

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    In which, Abaddon buries and prepares that which is most important to him

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    09 Oct 2025

  10. Rec *

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    Stanley Pines is the last person to label himself as the guy to save the world. Especially because the world is so fucked at this point, no one can do it. He stopped believing it possible about half an hour after he witnessed a giant yellow triangle take a bite out of the planet— yeah, he has no idea either, thanks.

    He plans for the maybe-week the world has left to stick to feasible goals, like “eat one last meal,” and “don’t die until you get to do it yourself.” But just as the second of those is about to fall through, he’s grabbed by a man with a weird tape measure, whisked off to another time, and told that none of this is supposed to have happened. And that they’re apparently trusting the fate of the world to… him?

    They insist that he’s the guy for the job, apparently based on exactly how the triangle got the chance to end the world in the first place. It was, according to them, one idiotic schmuck who let himself get conned. They just need Stan to kill the guy before that happens.

    And, sure. It’s not like Stan’s life could get any more insane than it already has. Who do they need him to kill exactly?

    …Who do they need him to kill, exactly?

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    30 Sep 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 35

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    In retrospect, Ford probably should have just warned Stan about the bunker's security system.

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    29 Sep 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 29

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    After a coincidental meeting allows Stan and Ford to make up, they're on good terms again. But although it's obvious Stan needs help, he refuses to accept any. Ford and Fiddleford are going to try their best nonetheless.

     

    or, five times the Mystery Trio hung out during the college years, and one time they didn't.

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    29 Sep 2025

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  13. Public Bookmark 39

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    Stanley Pines would not describe his life as 'tragic'. That required a certain level of dignity that the universe refused to allow him. So really, this was par for the course. The least he can do is laugh about the whole thing. It’s a shame nobody else seems to agree with him.

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    25 Sep 2025

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  14. Public Bookmark 11

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    Jimmy’s bulky Harley obscured the path ahead, but he could hear the other’s engine thundering, picking up some speed. Stanley gave his bike a little more gas too, coming in hot on his partner’s heels.

    “Hold it steady!” Jimmy barked, which was all the warning Stanley got before the alleyway dropped away to goddamn stairs.

    A yelp tore out of his throat as his motorcycle skimmed out into open air, high and surprised.

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    or: biker gangs, heists and high-speed chases, oh my! at just 22, stan's near-death experiences seem to have no end in sight.

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    21 Sep 2025

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    “Do you have kids?”
    “Nope. Just got lucky, I guess."

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    Stanley Pines became a father figure, whether he wanted to or not.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    After a few months at sea, a painful reminder of his past prompts Stan to hide an injury. Confused about his sudden change in behavior, Stanford assumes the worst.

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    Stanford's health anxiety meets Stanleys fear of abandonment

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    13 Sep 2025

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Stanley Pines wakes up on Monday morning, squinting his eyes in the sunlight streaming through the motel room blinds, and decides he's going to kill himself.

    It doesn’t stick.
    ———

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    12 Sep 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 85

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    Stanley was never a booksmart kid. Or smart, for that matter. Meanwhile, Ford's intelligence was never a doubting matter; he was a genius, plain and simple. But hell if that will keep Stan from rebuilding that shit piece of metal. Or helping his nephew with some stupid math.

     

    Friendly Reminder That Stan Is Smart As Hell: The Fanfic

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    12 Sep 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 68

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    Stan killed what must have been half his beer in one swallow. “You’ve got an admirer,” he said in a teasing tone, one eyebrow quirked upwards.

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    11 Sep 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 16

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    Stan Pines is, in no particular order: a stubborn ass, a desperate brother, and a grunkle terrified that Dipper and Mabel will see the true self he's tried so hard to hide. Gravity Falls hungers for the dissonance. In the end, it drags all lies into the light.

    Or: Through the rabbit hole, and out the other side.

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    09 Sep 2025

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