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Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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A series of Ilya and Shane struggling to get people to take their relationship reveals very seriously at all.
The fics in this series are set in the same universe, so these are the SAME Shane and Ilya. Although they can be read in any order, Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ takes place roughly 5 years before Pour Decisions.
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10 Jul 2026
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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10 Jul 2026
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
(chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)
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09 Jul 2026
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Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits.
So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it.
Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.
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- Part 3 of college hollanov
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08 Jul 2026
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a good hit below the belt by RIVALKEITH
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jul 2026
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Once the familiar soundtrack began spilling through the speakers, Ilya tugged Shane a bit closer. His hand began creeping up from where it was resting on Shane’s stomach. It snaked up his chest, ghosted over his throat, until it reached its destination at Shane’s mouth.
“Open,” Ilya murmured.
And Shane did. Ilya felt those two heavenly, pink plush lips part, and Ilya pushed his index and middle fingers into Shane’s awaiting mouth.
or; Something is off with Shane. Good thing Ilya knows that the answer is to fill his mouth.
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07 Jul 2026