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    “WHAT, WHAT DID YOU-!” He gripped at his head, nearly toppling over, but too distracted to care. His fingers began to trace and grip at his once pristine white teeth of enamel, now a muted silvery metal and jagged and WRONG. What is this?! “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!”

    OR: Caine is brought back, but with some new features. His abilities are limited, and if they so desire, the humans have a way to shut him up. His teeth have been replaced with a zipper. Some use this for amusement, others as revenge, some only as necessary. The path it leads down is full of mis-steps, but they'll keep stumbling along together.

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    26 May 2026

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    Caine understood his humans perfectly. For roughly several days during a mental breakdown.

    His humans, on the other hand, understood him from the start. Even if they were too blind and uncomfortable with the fact to realise that.

     

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    hard copium for caine dYING???
    i want him to be ok and them all to live happily ever after together but first I'm gonna torture them all with *gasp* miscommunication 👻👻👻

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    19 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love the descriptions in this, very visceral!

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Clipping through the floor of the crumbling circus, Pomni finds herself isolated with only an AI for company. Only this time, the AI is one that she definitely didn't want to see again.

    History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.

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    03 May 2026

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    After the disaster that was the "Escape the Circus" adventure, Caine decides to try something new. AU.

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    21 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is awesome, no complaints, been a joy reading this as it comes out!!

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    A distinct pop rings behind him. “What’s taking you so— oh my! What happened to the lights? I know I put some in here!”

    Kinger turns just in time to see Caine’s eyes frantically searching to confirm his own competence, that he really didn’t just forget something so important as being able to see in the tent. A diligent AI, as always. Not perfect, but god knows Kinger isn’t either, so why would he expect that from his creation?

    Well, not just his— they had a whole team, after all, and Queenie would not take kindly to not getting credit for her wonderful additions.

    Their creation. All of their life’s work.

    Kinger’s eyes crinkle fondly, no mouth to betray how he is smiling on the inside. “Hello, Caine.” He says. “I think this is some of your best work yet.”

    (Or as the rest of the gang engages in a fast food masquerade, Kinger finds just enough sanity to talk to Caine properly. If only everything he said didn’t terrify Caine, or this might’ve all gone differently.)

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    20 Dec 2025