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    Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.

    He sips into his mug... Blegh.

    The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.

    Then the comm crackles.

    “Hello, Robert.”

    Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.

    “I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”

    Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Just a handful of smut stories about Caleb and Fjord using a variety of spells for sex

    Ch 1: Immovable Object

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    11 Jun 2024

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    Although that morning in the cold was months and months ago, Fjord’s hands are just as he remembers them. They’re scarred and muscular; calloused from where he holds his blade. And yet, all the same, they’re softer than running your fingers along tall grass in a sun kissed field. He grins and leans forward a little more. “Is this something you can put up with for one day?”
    “ Ja . I believe so. And yourself?”
    “I think I can manage. Shall we go over our story one last time?”

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    In the wake of the war, the Mighty Nein aren’t quite done with eachother yet. New jobs and new faces give way to unexpected chaos — in the form of wedding crashing.
    It would be a lot easier to focus on the task at hand if he didn’t look so gods-damned hot in that suit.

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    Fjord has a mouth and some muscles and Caleb suddenly feels some type of way about it.

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    Canon divergent upon returning to the mainland from Rumblecusp (C2E109), set in between Travelercon and the Aeor arc.

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    05 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Caleb and Fjord are very good at Not Talking About Things.

    Currently they are Not Talking About how their last mission went a little sideways in a manner that involved public sex, an almost-gangbang, and Caleb accidentally revealing all his most embarrassing kinks to a roomful of unfriendly orcs and Fjord (the guy he was having perfectly normal casual sex with before this whole mess started).

    Obviously the best way to move forward is to pretend nothing happened and avoid each other like the plague, right? Good thing they're both so very bad at sticking to a plan.

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    01 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    My contribution to 2020's Kinktober based on this prompt list:

    31 fics, (not quite) 31 days, 91K words!

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    05 Feb 2024