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—Agent,— Robert said, low and clipped. Flambae’s eyebrow twitched on the camera, so he knew he picked up on his annoyance. —I know you don’t think that precautions are almost ever necessary, but we need to talk safeguards.—
“Yeah, yeah,” Flambae said, “don’t juggle the bombs, don’t infuriate the dealer, be a good little bitch. I know.”
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Sometimes, as an undercover villain, you just need to get fucked by a Russian arms dealer and your boss gets to secretly watch and coach you through it.
A continuation on the Super Spy/Undercover Villain AU no one asked for.
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- Part 2 of Flaming Honeypot — Dispatch Spy AU
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Robert gets cursed, Chad is the breaker. It’s such an easy fix: hold hands, or Robert dies.
Too bad they’re both fucking morons.
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PHM Fanart by BackflipIntoMyGrave (GreenBird), GreenBird
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
06 Jun 2026
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What it says on the tin. Grace/Rocky fanart. It’s porn. Have fun.
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The data on the Ringo probe is just a little different from the others, and when she investigates, Eva Stratt is privy to the last, and most treasured, messages from Ryland Grace.
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In other words, Eva watches Grace fall in love from across the galaxy.
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Courtney shifted on her barstool. She was chewing her lip, looking thoughtful, and glanced over at Flambae. He felt his skin crackle in anticipation.
”Whatever the fuck it is, go on and say it.”
Visi screwed up her face, but did just that. “So, he ever let you, you know?” She gestured to her lap.
Chad’s mouth felt dry. He drained his drink, then set it down. The glass felt a little too soft under his fingers. He knew what she was talking about, but he wasn’t about to take pity on her like that. If she wanted to ask that question, which was none of her fucking business, she needed to actually say it. ”Let me what?”
Courtney huffed, but expanded on her question. “Reciprocate? Do anything beneath the belt?”
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Chad really wants to know why his shifty-ass new boyfriend won’t let him touch his junk.
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Flaming Honeypot — Dispatch Spy AU by BackflipIntoMyGrave (GreenBird), GreenBird
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09 Jul 2026
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Who the fuck is that? by Valhallaeiru
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
22 Jul 2026
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(Belated April Fools - The AU nobody asked for: post-break-up Deadpool/Robert, eventual Flambert.)
“Hi, guys,” Robert says, buttoning up his shirt, hiding the flush running underneath. “This is Wade. Wade, this is the Z-Team.”
“Oooh,” scarred fingers reach for Wade’s mask to lower it, revealing even more scars around his lips. Invisigirl must notice too, because she instantly averts her eyes. It’s way worse than looking at Chad’s stumps. Robert… Robert must have really loved the man, Chad thinks, sniffing.
“It’s nice to meet my baby boy’s new team!”
“Baby-what?” Alice all but screeches, voice higher than normal, making Chad flinch.Chad is not happy about Robert's ex...
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22 Jul 2026
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Overview: shameless smut one/shot (for now! Might open again)
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Robert reaches his limit with Flambae’s temper when his work performance starts to threaten civilian lives. After the last incident, he owes a report that will end Flambae’s hero career.
At the end of his rope, Flambae is willing to try anything to stop the report, and prove to Robert that he’s capable of self control. So in a last ditch effort, Robert sets up a test that will challenge it: seven days of total, immediate, and non-negotiable obedience.
Flambae doesn’t realize what he’s signed up for from the seemingly quiet dispatcher.
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30 Jun 2026
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A week after Shroud's failed attack on LA, things are starting to return to normal. Case in point, a simple office bet starts up among the original Z-Teamers: Who will Robert end up sleeping with? Flambae takes that bet, thinking it'll be easy money. Sure, laying Bob-Bob doesn't sound like a particularly exciting fuck, but winning's winning, and it's not like Robert could resist his charms.
Torrance is saved and Mecha Man has returned, but Robert has a secret that he's never told anyone: he's gay. Having disappointed his father's legacy enough for a lifetime, he figures he'll be taking that one to his grave, thank you very much. And that shouldn't be hard, right? Who would want a depressed man over thirty who doesn't even own a mattress?
It's all fun and games until somebody catches feelings...
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24 Jun 2026
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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02 Jun 2026
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When his life as Mechaman came to an end, Robert went to drown his sorrows at a bar and woke up in bed with a hot stranger.
With nothing left to lose, Robert decided to live a little for once. One night of raw passion left him feeling strangely reborn and questioning what comes next.
But fate had a twisted sense of humor, and things were about to get a lot more complicated..
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30 May 2026