Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Dick grimaced, pausing at the top of the walkway as he stepped off Slade’s aircraft. He’d known that today’s agenda for the involuntary apprenticeship he’d been kidnapped into involved a trip to see Lady Shiva—but apparently Lady Shiva had a guest.
Lady Shiva was waiting at the gates of her compound, stance wide, arms crossed behind her back, and topcoat billowing lightly with the wind displaced by the aircraft’s landing. And beside her was Talia al Ghul in a loose, long, flowing dress made of layers of soft emerald fabric, whirling in the wind.
Bruce’s assassin ex-girlfriend and Dick’s archnemesis.
AKA A brief interaction between Dick and Talia.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
“This sucks,” Jason grumbled. He was practically chained up in the cave medbay with only Dick for company, also laid out on a medbay cot of his own.
Dick snorted at his complaint and then replied in a sing-songy voice:
“There’s nothing to do here
All just lie and complain
In bed at the hospital”Jason laughed at the choice of song and joined in.
“Coming and going
Asleep and awake
In bed at the hospital”Dick reached over for a bottle of whatever painkillers they were both on and easily started the perfect rattle and rhythm as they both continued into the chorus together.
“I've got one friend
Laying across from me
I did not choose him
He did not choose me
We have no chance
Of recovering
Laying in hospitals
Joy and misery”Or: Four times Jason and Dick sing their song while lying in a hospital bed. And one time the Red Hood starts their song.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
Jason loved Shakespeare.
But Shakespeare wasn’t meant to just be read. Theatre was meant to be performed, seen, experienced, and discussed with others.
So, when Gotham Academy announced they would be putting on Macbeth as the fall stage play for his freshman year, Jason had wistfully wished he could participate. But with his night-time extracurriculars... he just couldn’t really commit to being a performer.
At least until a last minute accident finds Jason center stage.
Series
-
A Fresh Face by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
Lineages are strange things.
One moment you're fighting a war against the Grandmaster you barely knew. The next you're face to face with a young clone of yourself, named after your Master, that said Grandmaster has been secretly raising.
Maybe there will be time to unpack that when you all finally get your act as a lineage and unravel the Sith Grand Plan.
-
Tags
Summary
Teaming up with the Terminator had not been on Jason’s to-do list as he worked his way from the League of Assassins toward Gotham and built his network as a rising crime lord—but he wasn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
At least until he stumbles upon something too concerning to ignore: Why does the Terminator have so many pictures of his kids and Dick
Series
Recent series
-
DC Things I've Written [No Longer] Anonymously by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
Summary
What it says on the tin.
They're not like connected or anything. Just wanted to link them together somehow when I was writing anonymously and now I’m no longer writing anonymously but uh... *shrugs*
- Words:
- 121,036
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 399
-
Jason Doesn't Approve by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
26 May 2025
- Words:
- 30,539
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 692
-
Summary
Fighting crime is much easier than finding a good babysitter.
- Words:
- 2,952
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 40
Recent bookmarks
-
The Demon's Head's Treasures by Covenyt2950
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
This wasn't some random international syndicate. No, this was calculated. They understood their targets. Damian's mind raced. He had to get Richard out, now, before—
Then he felt it.
Warmth. And a weight. Something heavy was pressing down on him, pinning him to the ground, and a warm liquid dripped on his face. Damian twisted his head, panic clawing at his throat as he realized where that liquid came from.
"Richard!" he breathed out.
——————————————————————————————————
Dick Grayson dies in Damian's arms. And it's all his fault. He killed his brother. He wasn't enough, never enough. But there's a hope. If Damian comes back to the League of Shadows, if he obeys and does his duty as heir, if he kills enough people, if he becomes more and more of who his Grandfather wants him to be, then maybe, just maybe, his brother can return to him. And once he does... well, kidnapping the rest of his family with Dick to give them the life they deserve is just a perfectly reasonable consequence.
Series
- Part 6 of Supernatural ( or mob) Batfamily Stories
Bookmarked by Icannotthinkofapenname
17 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
As veteran hockey captain Scott Hunter prepares for the final season of his career, the New York Admirals trade for rising star Luca Haas. His successor.
While Scott struggles with questions about legacy and relevance, Luca is still reeling from being traded away by the team - and captain - he’d considered family. He finds himself caught between the fierce protectiveness of his former captain and the possibility of building a new life, a new family, and unexpected romance in New York.Bookmarked by Icannotthinkofapenname
16 Jun 2026
-
It comes around to light the flame by Panakin_Crywalker
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
“’Do you…’ Obi-Wan begins slowly. ‘Would you be...comfortable, with opening the bond briefly?’
And all at once, the barrier retreats, and in its place is Anakin, all of him. Obi-Wan can feel grooves and gouges, blackened, pitted scars upon the marrow of his being, carved by such terribly Dark works. But the blemishes are only that. The beating core, the blazing heart, the Light of him still lives on, despite it all.
(And Obi-Wan knows now, in the luminous energy imbuing his very bones, that he would do anything, anything, to keep that Light alive.)
——————————
Anakin and Obi-Wan woke up weeks before the beginning of the Clone Wars with memories of the next seven years. While they still struggle to accept both what they’ve done and what was done to them, they’ve started on the road to healing and atonement.
Now, they begin to plan how to defeat Darth Sidious while reacclimatizing to their lives from before the war. There is still much personal trauma for them to work through as they try to deal with their past and prepare for their future. But, as long as they have each other, nothing is insurmountable.
Series
- Part 2 of Devastation And Reform
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,811
- Chapters:
- 11/20
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 414
- Kudos:
- 748
- Bookmarks:
- 216
- Hits:
- 19,432
Bookmarked by Icannotthinkofapenname
15 Jun 2026
-
Don’t let your heart die! Don’t let your heart die! Don’t let your heart die! by Panakin_Crywalker
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
The Force watches and despairs as Its children are slaughtered, their faithful companions turned against them in a defilement of the Life and Will It grants.
It loves them, even with their mistakes, their misjudgments, their misapprehension. It loves all Its children, and It cannot save them. Not all of them. Not most of them.
But maybe, maybe It can save a few.
Its Scion, fierce and bright, herald of balance, led astray and on the brink of soul-loss.
Its Favored, so dedicated, guide and guardian, led astray nearly to the point of heart-death.
Together, they may reach safety. And, with a little effort, perhaps their deliverance can in turn save others…
—
Just after Mace Windu and General Grievous are killed, Anakin and Obi-Wan are sent thirteen years back in time to an alternate past, to the moment Yan Dooku decides to leave the Jedi Order.
Confusion abounds on all sides, especially when the events of this past and its inhabitants’ behavior don’t match up with what the pair remember.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,813
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 64
- Kudos:
- 292
- Bookmarks:
- 90
- Hits:
- 4,261
Bookmarked by Icannotthinkofapenname
15 Jun 2026
-
every promise you ever made by Panakin_Crywalker
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
24 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
“Unbidden, a shiver works his way through his body at the thought of that man being so close to him, just a few walls away. Though...this isn’t his Kenobi, the one that hurt—cutting, burning—that defeated him. It would be a younger one, a Kenobi from before the war. One that doesn’t know about what’s happened.
The thought of his old Master should make him angry, should have him burning for vengeance, but he feels only a terrible fear and betrayed, gutwrenching anguish. The rage he’s drawn on for years to smother those weaker emotions is suddenly out of his reach, slippery and vaporous.”
————————————————————
Three years after the fall of the Republic, what is left of Anakin Skywalker wakes up seven years in the past, in his nineteen-year-old body on the eve of the civil war.
He assumes he’s the only one.
(He’s wrong.)
Series
- Part 1 of Devastation And Reform
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,032
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 121
- Kudos:
- 777
- Bookmarks:
- 142
- Hits:
- 10,314
Bookmarked by Icannotthinkofapenname
10 Jun 2026