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January hasn’t thought much about wedding anniversaries, but when he learns Mars doesn’t celebrate them, he can’t help but feel a sense of loss. The romantic in him wants to do something special, even though there’s still so much unsaid between him and River.
Maybe it’s a cultural difference he needs to accept.
And yet, when the first full Earth year since their vows approaches…he finds himself making some plans.
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How (Not) To Rescue a Cat from a Tree by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Feb 2026
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“Perhaps you could, oh, give a hearty leap?” Aziraphale suggested.
“What?! No!” Crowley cried. “And why would I have to do it?!”
“A good vigorous hop might allow you to secure a hold and coax the wee creature down into my arms.” Aziraphale looked Crowley up-and-down. “You’re all spry and springy. I’m sure you can manage it.”
They scowled. “Absolutely not.”
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Aziraphale and Crowley, out for a picnic, find a cat stuck in a tree and spend a lot of time bickering instead of doing anything about it. -
My Moonlight Torment by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2024
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“I’ve visited the spirit several times and can confirm she’s not dangerous at all,” Wei Wuxian explained. “She just really likes poetry, but she doesn’t hurt people, no matter how much they bother her.”
Lan Wangji had a suspicious feeling. “Are there people bothering her?”
“Nah, she lives a peaceful little life in that garden.”
“Then how,” Lan Wangji asked flatly, “do you know that bothering her does not incite a more hazardous reaction?”
Wei Wuxian grinned. “Why ask questions you know the answer to?”
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Six months after Wei Wuxian was kicked out of the Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji finds the boy bothering a spirit, the Damsel of Annual Blossoms, who rewards good poetry with a flower. As Lan Wangji grapples with his confusing feelings, he ends up pulled into Wei Wuxian’s orbit. Unwelcome realizations of affection follow.
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It was such a small detail, with sharp bark digging into his back and rough lips against his, his hands scrambling for purchase against an iron grip–
Yet, he had felt it. This soft-as-silk touch of a thin ribbon caught in long hair.*
When Wei Wuxian kisses Lan Wangji that drunken night after Yi City, he remembers an important detail from the first kiss that was stolen from him. Somehow, this doesn’t help things move faster at all.
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Wei Wuxian declared aloud, “No, you should be the weaver. I’m too restless, so I’ll take the hoe. I’ll grow potatoes.”
Lan Wangji’s steps didn’t falter, but he glanced at him. “Pardon?”
“I’m making retirement plans for you, Hanguang-jun. Be grateful for my sense of forethought,” he replied with faux loftiness.*
Prior to the second confrontation at the Burial Mound, what if Wei Wuxian had been a little more open about his farmer AU – I mean his retirement plans with Lan Wangji?
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The Secret Agent Gossip Ring Of St. James's Park by amajorgoose, AnonymousDandelion, fractalficlets (fractalgeometry), fractalgeometry, IneffableDoll
Fandom Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jan 2023
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For as long as anyone can remember, secret agents have been feeding the ducks and holding clandestine meetings at St. James's Park.
Naturally, secret agents gossip.And naturally, there is one particularly odd pair at the park about whom the secret agent gossip ring can't help but speculate. Their code names are Sunglasses and Tartan.
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Ineffable Confessions of Love by Doll-Sized Ficlets (IneffableDoll), IneffableDoll
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2024
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My ever-growing collection of love confession fics for the ineffable duo. All asexual, stand-alone, and can be read in any order.
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Ineffable Matryoshka Dolls (Guess The Author Prompt Fills) by Doll-Sized Ficlets (IneffableDoll), IneffableDoll
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Feb 2024
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Ficlets written for the Soft Omens Snuggle House Discord's Guess The Author rounds. The limit is 500 words each. Ficlets from ongoing rounds will be added after authors are revealed.
If you're interested in learning more, check out this page!
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Ficlet Collections by Doll-Sized Ficlets (IneffableDoll), IneffableDoll
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jan 2024
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A series to collect my ficlet collections.
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Berry Picking AU by IneffableDoll
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Oct 2023
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Pure fluff human AU series in which Aziraphale and Crowley pick berries and fall in love. Asexual romance! Gender fuckery! Best read in order!
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“Finally,” January said, adjusting the angle of his baseball cap and the fit of his mask. “I feel like a real celebrity.”
“Now that you’re in disguise to not look like a celebrity?” Gale said.
They were dressed similarly, in a decades-old green cardigan and an identical black hat that said THARSIS UNIVERSITY Applied Linguistics Dept. on it. They threaded their ponytail through their baseball cap, which made January smile, because he had never pictured them doing it before. Behind deep purple sunglasses, their eyes were bright.
Collab with hahafool based on this gorgeous art piece!! January and River sneak past their security detail to spend a night out on the town that is technically also their first date. Alternatively: "senator aubrey gale is 45?? they should have been at the clubbbb"
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08 May 2026
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More Than Riches and Muscle by afinedisregardforreality
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
15 Apr 2024
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A small continuation of the time January and Gale spend together in Gale's room, after everyone's returned to Songshu from the woods.
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26 Apr 2026
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January Stirling and the Failure at Being Seduced by hahafool
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
17 Apr 2026
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River wants a second kiss. January does not know River wants a second kiss.
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26 Apr 2026
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haptic masquerade by world_wanderer for hahafool
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
07 Jan 2026
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Two weeks after the Consular election, the Gales are invited to The Masquerade Ball. Celebrities, senators, musicians, artists - this is the hottest ticket of the year because the celebrity who hosts it has special permission to break one of the biggest filter laws for one night only: complete appearance changes are allowed, and anyone can be anything.
Disaster strikes when masked attackers infiltrate the party. In the crush of fleeing people, January gets separated from everyone except for a frightened child. Now January has to protect himself and a stray child from the masked attackers, figure out how to get out of the celebrity's massive mansion, and find his spouse.
All while in disguise.
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26 Apr 2026
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you have this way of knowing it'll be okay by asphodellic
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
23 Aug 2025
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Mornings with River looked like this.
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