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“Sweetheart - it’s for your own good! You need to be kept SAFE! You need the right protection and surveillance! The local high school can’t offer what Arcadia can! Their education program for Omegas is the elite! You’ll be so refined and proper! You’ll learn the right way! All the skills and knowledge that you need to be able to attract and take care of a suitable Alpha mate - someone who can provide and take care of you-”.
“-That’s what fucking pisses me off! They’re teaching me to do what - house work and shit?! I’m cooking meals, doing laundry?! Be subservient to an Alpha and let that define me as a valuable, functioning member of society?!"
Tweek Tweak is a 17 year old boy who unexpectedly presented as an Omega two weeks ago. After being in the wrong place at the wrong time and nearly being knocked-up and claimed by an Alpha customer, his parents panic and enrol him in a reputable and prestigious boarding school 'Arcadia Academy'
Meanwhile Pastor Craig Tucker is an Alpha youth Pastor whose faith has kept his primal instincts under control - until now
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vrrrRRR-zzzzzt! z-z-z-z-z-z-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
Something’s wrong - the music suddenly ceased to play.
Z-z-z-z-z-z-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
“HEY! SPARKY! HELLO?!”
Oh…that’s me apparently… Craig cut the power to the drill and gazed at a murderous looking Mr. Tweak, “Uhh - sorry-”.
“SORRY?! CAN’T YOU DO THAT SHIT OUTSIDE?! WE’RE PLAYING!”.
“Outside?! What- in the snow?! Are you out of your head?! Electricity and water don’t like each other!””
“Ngh - I’m well aware! - Just - A DULL ROAR!"
“A DRILL IS QUITE LITERALLY A DULL ROAR!”
“Jesus Christ I need more coffee!…”.
⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧Craig Tucker is an arrogant, chain-smoking 26-year old electrician. His calloused hands are well practiced to expertly take apart and fix even the most intricate electrical devices - wires never cross and he doesn't make mistakes. He's hired to spend the week at his old High School to perform long overdue upgrades. His troubles start in the car park with a beat-up green Honda Civic, and he quickly meets the highly anxious, hot mess of a music teacher Mr. Tweak who innovates Craig's entire nervous system. Sparks are flying - but Mr. Tweak has complex circuits...
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It's 2002 in New York City.
Detective Craig Tucker and his colleague Detective Wendy Testaburger work the Homocide Squad. They've just cracked a major case; and have been asked to investigate a suspicious drug overdose at a coffee shop downtown.
When they link the case to several others which have occurred recently, they unsuspectedly realise they could have a serial killer on their hands.
When motive is lacking and evidence points them in an interesting direction, Craig struggles to profile the suspect.
He's also conflicted when the investigation is compromised by his unreasonable attempts to help and protect the charming and attractive coffee shop owner.
Where will the case lead them? Who is behind all this, and are they just dealing with a bad batch of drugs; or something far greater?
Addit 12.5.2026 - //Author has proof-read and edited grammar/errors - all chapters 23/23 proofed // actively updating
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🚗“Back in stock! Lightning McQueen x Crocs - Limited Pairs - Race Now!”🚗
Craig throws everything aside - even his Playstation controller and the opportunity to visit his long-term boyfriend of seven years Tweek Tweak - in order to obtain a pair of Lightning McQueen Crocs.
Craig's car loving, autistic ass LOVES them - but unfortunately, his boyfriend doesn't.
Craig wears the Crocs to school, work and everywhere in between and just wants Tweek to love them as much as he does - heck, he even wants him to wear a matching pair - and there are no surprises guessing what Tweek's reaction is to that proposal!
Luckily for Craig, Tweek adores him - and he wants to love everything about him
But how much will Craig's Croc obsession grind against Tweek's nerves?
Will he accept the proposal (of wearing a matching pair)?
And when the Crocs start interfering with Craig's physical well-being and their intimate relationship - what will become of the Crocs and their long-term relationship? -
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Tweek Tweak is in an terrible relationship with his husband Christophe. When the married couple hit financial difficulties, Tweek takes up a job working as a bookkeeper for Damien Thorn's nightclub.
Damien Thorn is in an open relationship with Pip and has his eyes on Tweek...
Tweek is attention starved and is longing to feel desired again...the two share a brief affair...*Not new content* - Taken from my fic Tweek X Craig fic "Oxford Comma" and scene occurs before they meet - posting for those who just want the rare pare smut and/or who like Twamian!
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