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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
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14 Jun 2026
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Ignite --- LiterallyThePresident | Dispatch | M
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[“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?]
- clutching my GODDAMN pearls rn
- mecha man’s mouth is seriously foul; my man is spitting but the bars are all filth (iconic)
- (chad’s fiery one-liner was ALSO fucked up wow these bitches freaky)ps i stan miguel
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In which Penny finds a fun alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusts off an old skill. And everything starts to change.
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The Paladin Protocol --- SpaceAnJL | Big Bang Theory | T
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[In which Penny finds a fun alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusts off an old skill. And everything starts to change.]
- *clicking on this fic and thus entering this fandom armed with nothing but that one yt vid about the show’s adorkable misogyny* bring it on fuckers
- cut to me crying
- the fact that this isn’t canon makes me sad
- tag said this fic ate author’s life [while writing it] so guess what happened to mine while reading itmore thoughts (SPOILERS)
- can’t believe it all started from LARPing
- meemaw sending the recipe made my heart ache
- so did the other scenes with sheldon’s family because they really do love him don’t they
- penny is three-dimensional! and has girl friends! and gets with the mad scientist! absolutely love that for her
- leonard is a little bitch thank you for reawakening in me my disgust in self-proclaimed nice guys
- howard is also a little bitch but almost more tolerable for how upfront he is about it
- raj is…weak and easily led (sheldon said it as accurately and as bluntly as always) and i can’t fault the guy for that
- actually all the characters feel real and i can’t hate anybody for being flawed and human, bless you for writing them so well
- especially sheldon. oh sheldon. i’d give him a hug if he weren’t fictional and prone to touch aversion
- maybe mime pinching his cheeks and give him a cookie
- but also i now find him attractive and to that i say what the fuck
- his tension with penny before her breakup was one thing, but the chess match with leonard and his pov just being don’t punch don’t punch don’t punch lmaoooo got me giggling like a schoolgirl- suffice to say this fic was quite a ride but a gratifyingly great one so good job
- ps the writing style reminded me of a screenplay: all concise action lines and world-building dialogue. felt like a movie in the sense that i could see how everything was playing out
- coming back to this later to appreciate it all over again so thank you for writing! -
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??
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13 Jun 2026
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why the fuck is it working --- Anonymous | Dispatch | T
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[It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??]
hey man, if it ain’t broke ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ
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sticker charts where the first to fill theirs up gets prizes like pics of robert with beef and being told of robert’s body count lol
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The problem with playing arenas is that, from the stage, every arena looks basically the same. Metal frameworky bits, lots of lights overhead, big screaming crowd of people, not much else to see. The people tend to scream pretty much the same stuff every night, too. It's all, “Woooo, Blackbeard!” and “Yeahhh, Blackbeard!” and “Play Stop Or I'll Make You Eat Your Toe!”
Over and over, all around the world, ad infinitum. If Blackbeard wasn’t a solo act, he would’ve broken up by now.
Ed misses the stuff that makes rock real. The passion. The rabble-rousing.
He’s got a couple of days between tours, and for once, just once, he wants to start a night without knowing how it'll end.
ETA: Parts 2 and 3 are now up!
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How Our Histories Interweave --- idiopathicsmile | Our Flag Means Death | T
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[The problem with playing arenas is that, from the stage, every arena looks basically the same. Metal frameworky bits, lots of lights overhead, big screaming crowd of people, not much else to see. The people tend to scream pretty much the same stuff every night, too. It's all, “Woooo, Blackbeard!” and “Yeahhh, Blackbeard!” and “Play Stop Or I'll Make You Eat Your Toe!”
Over and over, all around the world, ad infinitum. If Blackbeard wasn’t a solo act, he would’ve broken up by now.
Ed misses the stuff that makes rock real. The passion. The rabble-rousing.
He’s got a couple of days between tours, and for once, just once, he wants to start a night without knowing how it'll end.]
- PUNK ROCK!!
- this type of quality crack is the only drug i need honey -
We Forgot Peter by inkinmyheartandonthepage
Fandom Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Jun 2026
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