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The Great Selkie Heist by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jun 2026
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On his morning stroll along the beach, Aziraphale meets a handsome stranger emerging from the sea, the sum total of his possessions a seal skin he's wearing. Could he be what Aziraphale had been seeking for so long - a selkie, a marine shapeshifter switching between a seal and a human?
Well, maybe not.
(Chapter 1 previously published alone as "Found at Sea")
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If not familiar, why familiar-shaped? by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 May 2026
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One of the ways to get a passing grade for “Magical Beasts 101” is to summon your familiar at the final presentation. Aziraphale digs deeper into the definition of the familiar and finds a clever loophole, which he demonstrates brilliantly with assistance from his dragon friend Crowley. Meanwhile, Anathema's familiar, the genuine article, is not interested in helping her out...
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The Flavors We Love by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 May 2026
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“What’s your favorite ice cream flavor, nanny?”
“Whatever Brother Francis is having at the moment, darling,” Nanny Ashtoreth said absently, watching the gardener enjoy his selection.
a.k.a. One more reason Crowley watches Aziraphale eat.
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“Leaves you penniless… crushed… and miserable.” Crowley added an extra hiss to the sibilants, just for fun.
He was not usually one to gloat, not when dealing with humans. This particular specimen, though, and his fire-related threats brought out all the worst demonic qualities in him. So he couldn’t help but smirk at the dismay on the gangster’s face as he stared at the pile of game money in front of Crowley.
Brian Cameron made one important mistake when challenging the strange man sleeping in the classic Bentley to a game of skill and chance...
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Crowley wanted to scream. The villain monologuing was all good and well, but only if they were not methodically destroying the universe as they did so. What was Aziraphale doing listening to Michael complain and goading her on with his compassion, his “You must be so tired” and his “No one ever said thank you”, all while letting her burn the Book of Life, one torn out page at a time?
Also, air fryers? Why the hell did the Book of Life have a whole page dedicated to air fryers?
What would happen if the confrontation with Michael at the Eternal Flame went slightly differently? Just how much of the universe is destroyed at that point, and is there a way to restore it?
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When the Almighty tells Aziraphale and Crowley to decide what they want next, they ask for a universe without a Heaven and without a Hell. Without angels and demons too, of course, which does not bode well for their continued existence.
Several billion years later, very human bookseller Asa meets very human astrophysicist Anthony who seems more familiar than a complete stranger should be. But when Asa decides to read the book Anthony had written, Astrophysics for Everyone, he discovers (or, rather, remembers) something distinctively non-human...
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Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves alone in the bookshop, surrounded by a hundred thousand blank books. And that is the entirety of the creation for the time being.
But why are all those blank books here? Why did they not just crumble to dust like everything else in the universe? Is there still a chance to save the world?
(Yes, there is.)
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Saving Angel by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2026
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Crowley should have known better than to cut through the park at this time of night. But one thing led to another, and he found himself without commute options in the middle of the night. Surely walking home would be fine if he did it just this once?
It was not fine.
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Aikido master Aziraphale comes to the rescue when Crowley finds himself on the wrong side of a mugging attempt.
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Cryptid Connections by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Apr 2026
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Welcome to Local Legends, the premier supernatural adventure of the Pacific Northwest! Ran by Cryptid Connections, this week-long road trip is a perfect opportunity to find the cryptid of your dreams, be it a Pacific Northwest tree octopus, a sea serpent, or someone rather more human-shaped! Be careful, though: not everybody on the tour is what they seem, and not everybody has the same goals...
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thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare
27 Apr 2026
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Sneaking into the angels’ masquerade ball was Furfur’s idea, really. It was Furfur who persuaded Eric to go; Crowley just tagged along for lack of anything better to do.
Crowley watches, helpless, as the demons and angels are cursed to reenact an old play - and this is one of Shakespeare's gloomy ones, in which most characters die, starting with Crowley himself! Well, Aziraphale will live; Crowley supposes it's some consolation. He has one chance to fix the things when the motions of the play bring him and his angel together...
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Dragonheart Tarot (IX - The Hermit) by Hogs_and_ham, MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Apr 2026
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Crowley is an artist who draws dragons. Book illustrations, board game art, or his latest project, a Tarot deck full of dragons... His motto, if he had one, would be "If you seek a dragon, you’ve come to the right place!" He loves his job and the freedom that comes with it. However, his friend Anathema, an occultist, and her Tarot reading suggest that something is missing from his life…
Aziraphale wanders the halls of the World Fantasy Convention. His friend Madame Tracy sent him there with a cryptic promise that he will find what he's looking for. There is certainly plenty of fun stuff to be found there: fantasy jewellery, baked goods with surprises hidden inside, and… Oh, is it a booth full of dragon-themed art by an incredibly handsome, if slightly awkward, artist? Hmm, maybe his trip to the convention would bear fruit after all…
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Do I look like I run a toy shop? by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Apr 2026
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After the Second-Coming-That-Didn’t-Come, Aziraphale and Crowley are cottage-hunting, ready to retire to the countryside. Well, almost ready. Aziraphale is more than willing to never deal with bookshop customers again. Crowley, though, is not sure he’s prepared to give up his toy shop…
Wait. Crowley’s toy shop?
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The Turing Trap (VIII - Justice) by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Apr 2026
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The world’s leading artificial intelligence experts, Crowley among them, are pulled into a Turing test: they have to decide which of the two personas they’re talking to is a human and which one is an AI. There is something sinister going on, though. Not every participant is willing, and the stakes are higher than publishing a scientific paper. Will our heroes see through the web of deceit and escape the trap?
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The Paw of Fate by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Apr 2026
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One day Aziraphale, a somewhat reclusive bookshop owner, has his life invaded by a neighbour's cat. As he cat-proofs the bookshop (and maybe buys a few toys to keep the little beast occupied with something other than mischief), Aziraphale starts exchanging notes with the cat's owner (solely for the purposes of ensuring the cat's well-being, of course). The mysterious man (at least Aziraphale hopes it's a man) is kind and caring, funny and insistent on demonising his cat. Oh, if only there was a reason for them to meet in person...
Don't worry, Bentley the cat is on it.
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Was Hercules ever like, "Yo, I don't wanna fight Cerberus?" by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
26 Mar 2026
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The great hero Aziraphale, fresh off his encounter with the Nemean Lion, is sent on his second quest: slaying the Lernean Hydra. But things are not quite as they appear. The Hydra is nowhere near as monstrous as the rumours report, the hero not quite as bloodthirsty, and the Nemean Lion enjoys head scritches far more than tearing apart passersby…
Chapter 6: Aziraphale has to procure the belt of Hippolyta. But he cannot just come in and say ‘Excuse me, ma'am, I’m a Greek hero just looking for your notorious girdle. Wonder if you might help me with my inquiries?’, can he? How will our hero cope? (For the first time, with an outsider POV on his relationship with Korax!)
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most verdant, also most terrifying by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Mar 2026
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The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.
Oh dear. The plants belong to Crowley who has something no other demons have—an imagination. Surely there is more to them than this?
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The Thirteen Club Dinner by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2026
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Normally, Crowley was not a superstitious person. His Mayfair flat was on the thirteenth floor, and his restaurant offered The Thirteen Club dinners every Friday the 13th!
However, on this particular Friday, December 13th, he was starting to question whether there was some rational substance to the superstitions after all.
It started with a cat. A small black cat that dashed from the fake Christmas tree to the host stand as soon as Crowley set foot into the lobby of The Lure for an Epicure...
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Dragons don’t exist! by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
23 Feb 2026
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Sir Aziraphale of the Table Round stumbles upon a castle abuzz with the news: a fearsome wyrm abducted Lady Antonia! How odd; he knows for a fact that dragons don't exist, not any more than dinosaurs. When Aziraphale learns that the Black Knight set out to the rescue shortly after the abduction, he simply must investigate for himself...
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Crowley goes missing after arguing with Aziraphale about the amnesiac archangel and storming out of the bookshop. Instead, the bookshop is invaded by a flock of ravens with unmistakable occult auras. Aziraphale has to solve the mystery brought by the ravens and figure out a way to get his dear demon back, possibly breaking his own heart in the process...
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Aziraphale is Comin’ to Town by MM2022, skullfragments
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
17 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale was disillusioned with Christmas. This would not be a problem per se if not for one thing: Aziraphale was the Santa.
Santa Aziraphale is doubting whether humans still feel the spirit of Christmas; the letters he's getting at the North Pole as of late read more like shopping lists than anything else. He decided to visit the human world to investigate, following a suggestion from his elf assistant Murielf. There, Aziraphale meets Crowley, a toy store employee who just wants to get through the holiday season. Together they set off on an extended date... er, I mean, a quest to discover what is wrong with the Book of Wishes and whether the Christmas spirit is still alive.
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- Part 17 of Good Omens Christmastime stories