MistyBeethoven
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- Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV) (27)
- Phineas and Ferb (13)
- Fallout (TV 2024) (10)
- Gotham (TV) (9)
- The Edison Twins (TV) (8)
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Patricia brings a drunk Tom back to his home one night and listens to his confession about how the start of any worthwhile superstition begins. Afterwards, Patricia wonders if there is any room for her in his heart when it comes to his own superstitions.
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Ben is aware of every bug meeting its grisly demise on a busy sidewalk, all while trying to make sure his partner and former secretary, Janet Ruiz, gets home safely.
However, when the trailing goes bust, Ben is invited back to the woman's place to discover that being squashed doesn't need to be a bad thing, but can bring him back to life instead.
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As Opposed to Plants, Lovers Open Up in the Moonlight by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: The Edison Twins (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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Annie and Tom enjoy the firecrackers on Canada Day.
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Life proving to be nothing but a string of disappointments, Las Vegas showgirl, Steph (aka Miss Calculations), hopes that her luck is about to change when her infamous boss, Robert Edwin House, requests a private meeting with her.
When the businessman proves to be just as calculating, cold and eccentric as the rumors floating around him suggest, Steph's hopes are quickly dashed until the man offers her a potentially lucrative proposition: infiltrate Vault-Tec, as his personal spy, and she can basically have anything she wants...within reason.
Even as the role requires she essentially sell herself, Stephanie accepts, a large complication arising when she discovers that the one thing she truly does desire is Robert House himself.
A truly unreasonable demand.
For this isn't a fairy tale, with war looming on the horizon, and Mr. House determined to save the only thing he does truly love: Vegas. Stephanie soon finds her need for survival and acceptance conflicting with the needs of her heart.
What will the fallout be?
A pre-war, spy romance, featuring an entirely speculative pairing.
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Believing that everything in his life could be fixed if he had only become class president in High School, Heinz Doofenshmirtz uses his past invention, the De-Age-inator, to become 18 years old again and quickly enrolls in Danville High. However, in the high school political arena, Doof faces fierce competition from his opponent, a girl named Candace Flynn, whom smells something fishy about the new "exchange student" and soon sets out to bust him!
When the two are paired as soccer rivals and then lab partners, though, their mutual understanding soon works against them and turns their fierce rivalry into something neither of them expected.
Heinz now has to ask himself if he's evil enough to take his daughter's friend to the prom before taking over the Tri-State area, while Candace has to answer, once she gets the evidence she craved, if she's prepared to bust someone she's fallen in love with? And if she'll really be okay this time when everything disappears.
It seems neither teenagehood nor middle agedness is all it's cracked up to be.
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Silver and Scarlet, Quick to the Witch by MistyBeethoven
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Multiverse (Marvel), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), WandaVision (TV), X-Men (Movieverse)
18 Apr 2022
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"Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic!" or "How to Say I Love You with a Story or a Picture" by MistyBeethoven
Fandom Bill & Ted (Movies)
25 Oct 2019
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Poetry inspired by Keanu Reeves and his characters.
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A look into Tom's mind.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
03 Jul 2026
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Nothing Is Fixed, Forever and Ever by Capriciously_Terminal
Fandoms: Spider-Noir (Marvel TV 2026), Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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It would, however, almost get to feel easy, for a time, to stand in the perfect drape of shadow in that beautiful room. Simple. In the dark. Her up there on the stage, him craning his neck to see around the pillar. The world a wonderful thing.
He could even forget why he was there, the same way the politicians and the mobsters and the waitstaff did. Good men, bad men, it wouldn’t matter.
In the dark with her there was no time. No space. Nothing to worry about and nothing to wait for.
He could almost be some kind of man whose foundations weren’t crumbling a little more each day.
This would, much later, be part of why Flint would run. Eventually even the forgetting wouldn’t last. Eventually it would hurt.
(AKA Six months is a short amount of time to fall in love, but a long amount of time for Flint Marko to be collapsing in on himself).
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
18 Jun 2026
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Reilly,” she calls, “It’s—“
“Janet? Why?”
“Robbie called the office and gave me your address. He said something happened and he couldn’t find you.”
Silence. A creak of weight pressed against the other side of the door.
Or:
Janet gets a call from Robbie on the night Ruby dies.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
06 Jun 2026
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Two anti-villains of their respective timelines, eternal losers, stubbornly following the wrong path. In this timeline, Candace knew Vanessa before the summer.
So she knows a lot about her father. This changes a lot, but given the show, it changes nothing.
Sketches about the complicated relationship between two losers.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
20 Jan 2026
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A visit brings special Christmas gifts for Casey and Antonio, and perhaps, something a little more. Tag to episode 7x10 (“’Twas the Heist Before Christmas”).
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
11 Jan 2026