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    Fallen from grace due to his involvement in the war, Draco Malfoy fully intended on entering his ministry-mandated eighth year at Hogwarts as one thing: miserable.

    But what happens when the most terrifying witch with a blood lust for justice—The Brightest Witch of Her Age—assigns herself as Draco’s unofficial bodyguard against their vengeful cohorts?

    Draco earns himself what is aptly referred to as Scary Granger Privileges™.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Draco Malfoy has been captivated by Hermione Granger ever since she punched him in the face at the end of their third year.
    At the Yule Ball, he finally decided to make a grand gesture, just to show her how he truly feels.

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    02 May 2026

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    23 Apr 2026

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    i can't imagine how my life would be, if all your gravity did not hit me

     

    oh, don't you see? darling, my honeybee

     

    but here we are, after all the misses and confessions to the stars

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    14 Apr 2026

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    The owl appeared late at night and left just as suddenly, he recognised the handwriting immediately and ripped open the envelope.

     

    She is yours.
    If something happens to us, I want you to hide her. Name her Hermione, for she will have my last libation before I sleep and be the messenger of dreamers.
    Moony and Mary know.

     

    Three words. Three words that forever changed the course of the war.

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    14 Apr 2026