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    Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.

    Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.

    There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.

    ‘FIND ME’.

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    Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.

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    04 Nov 2024

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    Peter is just your average dog walker trying to make ends meet. He has one rather special client that he takes care of named Winston. Winston is a very different kind of puppy, but Peter thinks he's adorable.

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    04 Nov 2024

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    Lord Peter Parker is the last of his family's line. He lost everything to the war when he was only a child and has been raised in the care of the palace ever since, leaving the other nobles to look at him as nothing more than a burden on the king's charity. When the leader of the reclusive nation of dragons, Chief Wade Wilson, came before the king to demand payment in the form of a wife, the nobles saw a perfect opportunity to solve two problems at once. Peter had his money, land, family, and now his nation taken from him. Moving forward, all he can do is hope that he will survive in a world so drastically different from, and far more dangerous than, the one he's always known.

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    27 Oct 2024

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    Peter was a brilliant omega who dreamed of overcoming the stigmas and setbacks of his gender. When a spider bite gave him powers and his dying uncle left him with powerful words, he saw an opportunity to protect the little guy from all the bad in the world.

    But life isn't like a comic book. Not for omegas, at least. By the time life was done with Peter, he was working in a brothel, just trying to make enough money to keep his and Aunt May's heads above water.

    Enter one Merc with a Mouth who won't stop poking his way into Peter's pants and into Peter's past. Wade has an offer waiting for a super that isn't supering, and Peter might just be bitter enough to take it.

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    22 Oct 2024

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    Wade's moved into a new forest. He just knows that this is the place to settle down. There are no other wolves to ruin his fun, and plenty of prey and adventures to be had.

    If only a pretty omega rabbit would stop destroying his traps, then it would be perfect.

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    20 Oct 2024

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    Omegamart is the leading sex shop for alphas to find life size silicone dolls to pound during their rut. It might seem an odd choice for a place of employment for Peter, who is an especially rare male omega, but with all the fake scents in the store no one ever picks up on his. It’s the perfect job to hide in plain sight, or it was until a certain customer starts coming in daily and Peter finds himself growing jealous over a life size doll.

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    18 Oct 2024

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    Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.

    So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.

    This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.

    Translated into: русский

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    15 Oct 2024

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    Peter's having a rough time of it, and a few stupid decisions lead him somewhere entirely unexpected. It's a good thing a scarred, handsome stranger is there to catch him when he falls.

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    15 Oct 2024

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    “I have friends,” he lies. “And they don't include you, Wade. In case you forgot, you're trying to attack me!”

    On top of university and his job at the Daily Bugle, Peter Parker has to deal with his reluctant crush/patrol partner/newfound enemy Deadpool targeting him for his latest job.

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    14 Oct 2024

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    A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.

    "Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.

    (Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"

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    11 Oct 2024

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    Wade hates hospitals. The whole cancer thing and then the whole project X thing... yeah, no hospitals. The universe hates Wade, so into a hospital his unconscious and rapidly healing body goes.
    Granted this is not how he thought things would end up. Really, he would not have guessed any of this by a long shot.

    “Stark’s eyes are brown, your’s are blue. If you’re not comfortable giving me your real name then fine, for now, but you should sooner or later.” She frowned. Typing something into her tablet. “I need to check your injuries one more time, try not to bite me. Ok Mr. Doe?”
    “I’m fine, fit as a bran-spankin-new fittle. I promise.” Wade smacked the side of his head hard enough to force it sideways, he still had a massive headache but that was the only thing left from the couple rounds of hole punching done a few hours ago.
    She winced at the form of self harm, “I still need to see them.”

    [Or: Wade meets May before meeting Spider-Man or Peter Parker]

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    08 Oct 2024

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    Wade Wilson goes through an existential crisis and retires to New York. Retirement isn’t all that interesting a pastime, but luckily his new neighbor stirs things up a little by being Spider-Man. Together they become less lonely, but it’s an ugly world they live in and things are never easy for people like them.

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    07 Oct 2024

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    "Quite sure of yourself for a guy who claims not to spend much time with so-called 'pretty' people. Don't raise my expectations if you can't deliver."

    "Oh, this package delivers alright. Signed and sealed by yours truly," the man said, sticking up an arm to wave down the bartender.

    "Then it'd be nice to learn your name so I know whose package to expect," Peter pried.

    "Wade Wilson," he said.

    Peter thought the name sounded vaguely familiar but couldn't find the energy to care now that the first drink he chugged was hitting him all at once.

    "Peter Parker."

    "Cute name. I look forward to fucking you so hard you forget it."

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    02 Oct 2024

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    Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.

    Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.

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    Chapters:
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    30 Sep 2024

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    Wade has a huge crush on Peter, but so do Harry and MJ. Wade thinks Peter won't pick someone like him when he has other options. Basically, everyone is in love with Peter and Peter only has eyes for Wade.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    “I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.

    Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    “Who flirts with someone when they’re in a committed relationship?”

    Wade gapes. Spidey’s in a relationship?

    “I’m sorry,” Wade blurts. “I didn’t realize—”

    “Whatever,” Spidey interrupts. He takes a step back, standing right on the edge of the roof. “You should’ve told me. It’s not fair to make someone think—” he cuts himself off. Shakes his head. “Whatever,” he repeats.

    Or: Spidey overhears one side of a phone call between Wade and his daughter, Ellie. Wade's starting to realize that he probably should've mentioned he had a kid sometime in the last five years.

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    26 Sep 2024

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    Deadpool definitely wanted the Spidey-shaped forbidden fruit, and his want drowned out the voices screeching against his amygdala that if he snooped then Spidey would never forgive him and he’d lose his best friend, future father of his babies, the carne asada in his burrito, and so forth.

    He did it anyway, because Deadpool didn’t make wise decisions.

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    Peter finds out Wade's secret Identity. Wade finds out Peter's. Neither tells the other. Cue shenanigans.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    82,073

    24 Sep 2024

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    Peter wasn’t altogether convinced that Wade’s flirting had been anything more than a way to get underneath Spider-Man’s skin.
    Wade wasn’t altogether convinced that Spider-Man’s air of disdain wasn’t just a cover up because he was ashamed of returning the feelings.
    So, when Peter calls Wade’s bluff at the same time that Wade calls Peter’s, they both end up with their dicks in their hands. (No pun intended)(Okay, actually, it was definitely intended).
    Either way, nobody’s coming out of this unharmed.

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    98
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    20,793

    23 Sep 2024

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