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An Official Statement from The Office of The Minister for Magic
Minister Granger is excited to announce that she is expecting her first child, due June 21.
Undersecretary Parvati Patil will step in as Interim Minister for six weeks while Minister Granger takes a short period of maternity leave.
“I look forward to welcoming my little one, and acting as both Minister for Magic and mum. I plan to be fully contactable during my leave, and will resume all ministerial duties upon my return.”
The Minister will not be disclosing the identity of the child’s father at this time.
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"Truth or Dare" Gone Wrong (or Right?) by CursedByFate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2025
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Hermione Granger had no idea how one stupid game of Truth or Dare could lead to this—pressed up against Draco Malfoy, losing herself in his touch, in the fire between them that had been threatening to consume them for months.
It was supposed to be meaningless.
It was supposed to be a one-time thing.
But when it’s over, and Draco refuses to let her go, Hermione has to ask herself—was this really a mistake? Or was it exactly what was meant to happen all along?
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Hermione Granger’s latest story leads her into the world of professional Quidditch, investigating whispers of a gambling ring that might be tied to a murder. The last person she expects to work with is Draco Malfoy, recently single and suddenly swarmed by attention—from gossipy witches to his ex, Astoria.
To avoid their respective headaches—Hermione dodging Ron’s frustrating attempts to rekindle their relationship, and Draco fending off relentless admirers—they agree to fake a relationship. It’s a simple plan: act smitten, fool everyone, and go their separate ways once the fuss dies down.
But their pretend romance starts to feel dangerously real as sparks fly, hearts race, and secrets unravel. With a murder mystery looming in the background, Hermione and Draco must confront the biggest gamble of all: risking their hearts.“DEPRAVITY! CORRUPTION OF THE MOST NOBLE HOUSE OF BLACK!” Walburga’s screeching carried into the room as if she were standing in the doorway. “LIBERTINE, YOU DISGRACE THE MOTHER WHO RAISED YOU! I KNEW THE MALFOYS WERE NOTHING BUT DEGENERATES!”
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When Hermione went to Malfoy's office, the last thing she expected was to leave with a fake date to the famous Winter Gala his family hosted each year.
She only hoped she didn't end up regretting this unwise decision.
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Not Another Quidditch Star by swift_knight for d_read64, madameindemnity, maple_unicorn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger may not like brooms, but she has a bad habit of taking their riders for a spin.
Now, at a charity gala full of quidditch players, she finds herself having a drink with the Falmouth Falcons’ star seeker, Draco Malfoy, and she learns just how hard some habits are to break.
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Hermione, we're gonna hold your hand when we say this by aurijasmine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2025
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Hermione is about to be bamboozled by Draco. Draco is only trying to secure a happily ever after for them.
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Attending this charity auction was not on Hermione's short list of things she wanted to be doing tonight, but she found herself being paraded about as a muggleborn spokesperson all the same.
An unexpected guest, self-refilling champagne, and mind blowing revelations, have her ending the night in the last place she expected.
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Attending the annual (and very mandatory) Ministry retreat is the last thing Hermione Granger wants. Being stuck there with her infuriatingly handsome Auror partner, Draco Malfoy, makes it significantly worse.
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“Congratulations, Mommy.”
“Gods,” she laughs, feeling silly now. “Do you think they really call each other that?”
Draco gives her one of those lazy hums, smiling at her laughter. “It’s sort of fun.”
“But truly,” she says, still amused, breath teetering, “Daddy? I mean, come on.”
Or: Hermione attends a baby shower. It is a singularly bad experience. Until it isn't.
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Nip Slip Into Something More Comfortable by swift_knight for spicyxpisces
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2026
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Upon surviving a near-fashion catastrophe at the opening gala red carpet for the Quidditch World Cup, Hermione finds herself on the arm of her saviour and England’s star seeker, Draco Malfoy, and he doesn’t seem inclined to let her go.
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Hermione isn't happy. She's confused and she can't shake the feeling that something isn't right. Desperate for clarity, she turns to experimental soulmate magic in hopes of finding the truth.
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McGonagall allows the 8th years a Halloween masquerade in the Great Hall as a kind of “we survived, now go be teenagers for one night.” Hermione isn’t going to go — until Luna gets hold of her. Masked, glittering, and anonymous, she lets herself enjoy being looked at. What she doesn’t expect is to catch the attention of a tall, infuriatingly graceful dark angel with silver eyes behind a mask. The pull between them is immediate, electric… and familiar. When the masks come off, there’s no going back.
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Draco’s the first to admit he’s ridden a considerable wave of post-war luck these last few years, but even he’d be hard pressed to explain the exact route to ending up with Hermione Granger’s hand down his trousers.
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Hermione's understanding of mass-energy equivalence led her to the belief that objects couldn't simply disappear. Her interest sparked, it isn't long before she, and a meddling slytherin, find themselves unintentionally stuck in the place where the vanished things go.
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Draco Malfoy was meant to be nothing more than a tragic footnote in Hogwarts’ history, lost to the Chamber of Secrets during second year. But when Hermione Granger begins her eighth year, she discovers his ghost still haunting the castle. Why has he remained? What unfinished business binds him? And more importantly, why is he haunting Hermione Granger as the All Hallows’ Ball draws near?
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Draco Malfoy’s prized Everwrite 3000 has gone missing, and there is only one logical suspect: Hermione Granger.
Determined to retrieve it, he makes the catastrophic decision to break into her room. What he does not plan for is her early return, or the fact that hiding under her bed will lead to discoveries far more dangerous than a stolen quill.
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This time it was Draco's cheeks that flushed, but he held her gaze. "In bed - I like a woman to be extremely… wet. The wetter the better. Dripping, literally, would be my ideal. I find the idea of it incredibly sexy. Plus, it would help with...."
Hermione looked quizzically at him.
"Not to sound egotistical. But I'm not small."
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Draco is an expert at switching off Hermione's brain, and Hermione is more than happy to let him. After all, they have a lot to celebrate.
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With gray eyes as wide as saucers, Scorpius gawked at the person who was absolutely not Professor Slughorn.
The substitute looked as important and professional as Scorpius knew him to be.
“Good morning, students. Professor Slughorn had to take an unexpected leave of absence, so I shall be your Potions professor for the rest of this month,” announced Draco Malfoy. -
The Best (Worst) Birthday Party Plan by Elle_Mariet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has a flawless plan to make Hermione Granger fall in love with him.
Step one: throw a massive birthday party and invite literally everyone.
Step two: very pointedly do not invite Granger.
Step three: wait for her to show up furious so he can lure her into a private room and kiss her.
Unfortunately for Draco, Granger is much smarter than he is.