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    A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.

    Oh shit.

    “Wing, what does that wrapper say?”

    “Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.

    “Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.

    “Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
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    In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.

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    18 Aug 2025

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    18 so fucking funny

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    The Bats find out Bruce implemented a new AI system into the Batcomputer with the help of The Justice League just before leaving for a mission– supposedly at least…

    They aren't too happy about it, but P.E.T.E.R. meaning (Personalized Efficient Technologically Enhanced Robot) is just your average AI, so there is nothing to worry about!

     

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    07 Aug 2025

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    5

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    The grave dirt still clung beneath his fingernails.

    He stumbled barefoot across the Gotham cemetery, shirt stiff, skin gray from the earth. His lungs rattled, his ribs ached, and the moon above looked too white, too sharp, like a blade. Every step was agony; every breath, a fight against the coffin that still seemed to close in around him.

    He didn’t know his name. Not yet. He didn’t know who he’d been or why the taste of blood felt so familiar on his tongue. All he knew was that he had been dead, and now he wasn’t.

    The boy wandered through cracked headstones and rusted iron fences, until the city’s glow swallowed the night. He moved on instinct: alleys, shadows, avoiding headlights, avoiding people. Gotham was a monster, and something inside him whispered that it had already eaten him once.

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    Recently revived Jason Todd is found not by Talia al Ghul, but by Jonathan Crane. And, by coincidence, Jonathan decides that it's about time to go face home.

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    10 Jun 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Mid-patrol, Red Hood gets walloped by discount stage magic and wakes up as a crow. This is, objectively, not ideal. Fleeing on pure instinct, he crash-lands through the window of Jonathan Crane’s very illegal lab… where he discovers Gotham’s resident fear professor has a secret: he absolutely adores corvids.

    Instead of becoming an experiment, Jason becomes “Brutus,” unwilling newest member of Crane’s domesticated murder while the doctor lectures about neurochemistry, sets out little bird baths, and runs the most unsettlingly wholesome enrichment program in Gotham.

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    The night Jason Todd discovered that Dr. Jonathan Crane might actually be the world’s best bird dad.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    AWWW

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Driver was certain he had all the facets of his life figured out, and his secrets under lock and key, until he meets the neighbor at his newest apartment. Growing attached, he tries his best to keep what is hidden in the dark hidden before it blows up in his face.

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    Drive (2011) except Driver is also a vampire

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    26 May 2026

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