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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    There are 2 years and 4 months between the Vegas hotel room and the tuna melt. Shane and Ilya spend far more of it apart than together but those blazing moments when they’re finally in the same room haunt every moment that they’re not.

    Or, a thorough expansion of the episode 4 montage featuring sex with other people, angst, obsessing, self-deception, and graphic SM because I am obsessed with that cut between the boards and the couch.

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    Shane finally gets a night out at a real gay bar and gets left alone with Kip, while their partners disappear to play pool. A few drinks in, a mangled miscommunication about gay slang turns into Kip gearing up for a queer-elder lecture Shane very much did not need. What follows is two tipsy strangers becoming fast friends over entirely too much information about their husbands.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    A few weeks before running their first camp for the Irina Foundation in the summer of 2019, Shane arranges for him and Ilya to fly to London to meet with some British footballers who run their own charity kids camp. Ilya insists on treating it like their first couples vacation, and on playing sexy stranger in the hotel bar.

    Neither of them could have foreseen that Scott and Kip would also be on vacation in London, and also staying in the same hotel.
    Scott and Kip proceed to drag Shane and Ilya on an evening out, during which Ilya and Shane have to pretend they definitely aren’t in a relationship, and Shane definitely, definitely does not have a plug up his ass.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    In room 1410, Ilya Rozanov is ready to walk out the door after successfully getting his 19 year old hockey rival into bed. He knew how to make this moment happen and he knows what they have to be to each other now that it's over. But as he turns the doorknob to leave, he's stopped with questions he never expected. And giving Shane Hollander what he needs in that moment will change everything.

    I note which chapters are SFW vs NFSW, because many of you said knowing meant the difference between reading this on your lunch break or having to wait. (Thank you for wanting to read my work that much.)

    Covers the first two years of their rookie seasons (which is mostly skipped over in the show/books). Canon divergent from the first hookup seen in HR s01ep01. Most things are from the show but the timeline is a mix of both; Hunter and Marleau are aged up per the show instead of as young as they are in the books. (Also, Shane and Ilya don't wait *two years*, they stick to the book timeline. IYKYK.)

    Please note this will the first in a series; you can subscribe to the whole series as well so you don't miss anything :)

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    01 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    "Is Dad the best player?”

    Arthur nodded, but the girls looked thoughtful. “Yes,” Ruby said. “But Uncle Shane is the bestest. He’s on Dad’s team, so you’ll see him.”

    “And Uncle Ilya too.” Jade added. Arthur nodded again.

    Millie chuckled, nodding. “Got it. Does Uncle Ilya play with Dad as well?”

    Ilya. Ilya. The name didn’t ring any bells, and Madeline had promptly subjected Millie to a ten minute rundown on the Metros. She’d have to ask later about the mysterious Uncle Ilya

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    Jackie Pike hires a babysitter and she promptly learns about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov... without knowing who they are.

    An outsiders view into hockey and Hollanov.

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    28 Jun 2026