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Do Not Pity the Dead (Less Than the Meanest Ghost) by Realmwriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2025
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Harry knows intimately that Death reclaims all in the end.
and oh, how desperately he wishes to finally rest.
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After the war harry isn't doing so well and he cant even muster up enough energy to care that the hallows are seeming more sentient with each passing day, luckily the hallows and death are trying to help their master.
(this is a shit summary i know and I'm probably gonna fix it later but oh well I'm tired)
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🎶Everythings better down where it's wetter, take it from me🎶 by Realmwriting
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Aug 2024
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Due to some …circumstances… in recovery girl's office recently, as well as some admonitions by the students, The high school staff feels it prudent that UA's class 1-A gets a special class lesson….
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Mic and Midnight teach sex-ed to class 1-A, but in musical format cause why not ruin every single Disney song forever, and recovery girl attempts to maintain some peace of mind and sanity by alerting everyone that their guardians are made aware of *all* of the injuries she heals, as they are minors. And no one believes they actually fell on that shampoo bottle that was up their ass.
- alternate title: life's a musical, and we're the cast. (And like any theater students, we're all gay)
(Quick note that I feel is important to share with you all, The grape fucker does in fact not exist in this world because Like heck am I going to write a story with sex ed in it and include that bitch.)
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Quirk and Public by Realmwriting
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Aug 2024
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Following moving into the 1-a dorms, the class realizes that one Midoriya Izuku is not only very aware of his (debatably horrible) fashion choices but the heir to a fashion company that has been a leader in the industry since back when it was created near the age of the dawn quirks.
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Bread by Realmwriting
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Apr 2024
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We all know aoyama likes cheese, but in his little French heart, he also very much loves bread... He's not supposed to eat that though...
Not that that stops him---a chat fic based on the song "Bread" ---
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The Broken Dorm Elevators by Realmwriting
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Jul 2023
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The dorm elevators keep breaking no matter how many times they get "fixed" nedzu totally has nothing to do with this.... nothing...
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#HeySpiderMan by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2022
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The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.
Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.
Wade aims to fix that.
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08 Jul 2026
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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07 Jul 2026
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Tiny Entanglements by MargaretKire for X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Jan 2022
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Spider-Man has some hidden desires. So does Deadpool. Things get complicated when Morbius claims to have a cure for Peter’s ‘impure’ DNA.
Or: Three thousand spiders in a suit fall in love with Wade Wilson.
Featuring: Spider interludes
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07 Jul 2026
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Medium Rare by MargaretKire for angelzoo (shades_0f_cool)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
27 Jun 2020
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Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.
Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.
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Bookmarked by Satans Sub Sandwich (Realmwriting)
07 Jul 2026
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By the gods so sweet so cute so hot
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we're on a highway to hell (with a little bit of heaven) by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.
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- Part 1 of Roadtrip Playlist
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Bookmarked by Realmwriting
06 Jul 2026