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    The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.

    Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.

    Wade aims to fix that.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

    ~*~*~

    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Spider-Man has some hidden desires. So does Deadpool. Things get complicated when Morbius claims to have a cure for Peter’s ‘impure’ DNA.

    Or: Three thousand spiders in a suit fall in love with Wade Wilson.

    Featuring: Spider interludes

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.

    Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    By the gods so sweet so cute so hot

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    Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    It's a field trip au. With a bit of Spideypool and a bit of Superfamily.

      “Peter here is my favourite intern,” He explained proudly to the group. “The kid has done more for Stark Industries than any of our full-time employees.”
    Flash raised his hand. “Our tour guide earlier said Peter wasn’t an intern, and Stark Industries don’t take high-school age interns.” He said, only sounding slightly snarky in the face of the world-famous billionaire.

    Peter has to deal with embarrassing parents, a high school bully, and his disaster of an extended family.

    He deserves to get paid for this.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Who flirts with someone when they’re in a committed relationship?”

    Wade gapes. Spidey’s in a relationship?

    “I’m sorry,” Wade blurts. “I didn’t realize—”

    “Whatever,” Spidey interrupts. He takes a step back, standing right on the edge of the roof. “You should’ve told me. It’s not fair to make someone think—” he cuts himself off. Shakes his head. “Whatever,” he repeats.

    Or: Spidey overhears one side of a phone call between Wade and his daughter, Ellie. Wade's starting to realize that he probably should've mentioned he had a kid sometime in the last five years.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    So, Peter and Wade are dating. Wait, scratch that, they are totally engaged (Peter will show you the ring). Fiances for life, amiright?

    Everything from here on out should be totally happy-go-lucky, right?

     

    Right?

     

    If your answer was, "Of course not, Peter's life will never be easy," than you're on the right track.

    Peter's life is difficult, and as far as anyone (himself included) knows, it's never going to be easy.

    ...But why do the Avengers have to hurt him like this?

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    06 Jul 2026

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Spider-Man crawls into Deadpool’s lap and starts to rub up against him. Wait, that’s a terrible place to start. This all began when Spidey texted Wade for an epic team up to take down some drug smugglers.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “So, you’re investigating this not-so-bad-bad-guy, and you’re coming out of his apartment at—" Wade tilts his head to the side, just enough to check his watch “—almost exactly the time you usually start your patrol.”

    Peter chews on the inside of his cheek. “Yep,” he decides on.

    “And — just to be clear — I definitely shouldn’t unalive this guy instead of the douchebag across the street.”

    “Definitely not,” Peter agrees. “No one would like that.”

    Wade bangs his head against the fire escape again. “Okay, Webs. This one’s just to gauge if you’re smarter than a fifth grader: how much of that do you think I actually believe?”

    Or: Somehow, the components of Peter’s secret identity keep crumbling all around him.

    Also: He’s running out of excuses not to tell Wade that he’s in love with him.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    As soon as Voldemort apparated away, Harry could tell. Nagini could too, he knew it in how she began to coil more firmly around his body.

    Remus seemed to steel himself. “Harry, Harry now is our chance, we can-”

    Nagini let out a loud hiss, neck arching into a powerful S-shape as she anchored herself on Harry, and he winced. She was heavy, and her coils were tight. He knew she meant to be protective, but… “Nagini, you’re hurting me,” He told her softly, lifting his hand that wasn’t trapped beneath the heavy snake to run down her back. “I’m not going to go with him, but please-”

    He couldn’t even look at Remus, terrified that the man would have a disgusted expression on his face, shock and horror evolving into hate - he’d seen it hundreds of times before.

    (Harry works on a revolution. Voldemort patches his broken heart.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Snape does not know how to teach, always shouting rather than guiding his students to the correct answers, so why would he know how to teach Occlumency? Harry's mind is far more fragile than he knows, and tearing into it rips him open to bleed.

    Voldemort feels one of his horcruxes, fluttering in death throes, and acts.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    From Chapter 25 of Dark Livestream-

    Over the days that followed, the occupants of Dark Headquarters could scarcely say they’d seen their Lord at all. Or Assistant. They were secluded in Sir’s quarters on his private floor of the main building, with its well-stocked kitchen in one room and its vast bathtub in another, and even Nagini got sick of them and their ‘wizard mating rituals’ after the second sunrise spent in bed, grumbling that if Assistant were going to lay eggs he would have done it already, “there’s no need to keep fertilizing them, you beast.”

    Assistant had only barely managed to get Sir to “explain” what was making him laugh so hard, before he too gave in to giggles.

    ...But he kept thinking about it.

    He kept thinking about it a lot.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    When Izuku starts spending time with Eraserhead-thanks to Shinsou Hitoshi-He didn't expect to find something like a friend in the older man. He certainly didn't expect the man to offer to pretend to date him when Bakugou's romantic interest escalates to a concerning level. And the absolute last thing he ever expected was for that to turn into a real relationship, but he's not complaining. Bakugou is not pleased about the situation, however, and has plans to make that clear.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Hades had four children from three different women - Thanatos, Bianca, Nico and Hazel. All his previous relationships had ended one way or the other but never good. As a famous lawyer and single parent to four kids, he decides to hire a live-in nanny.
    Poseidon has two sons from two women - Triton and Tyson. But he's short on money, so he decides to become a live-in nanny for the di Angelos.
    Along the way, Poseidon and Hades fall in love and become a couple.
    Enter: Percy Ugliano, Poseidon's third kid who he had never gotten custody over since Sally wanted him all to herself. Now Sally is dead and there is no way in hell that Percy will be staying with his abusive stepfather.
    Percy only went to his biological father because he knew that Poseidon's boyfriend is a first-class lawyer. He wants to be declared an adult so he can live on his own. Hades demands for Percy to stay with them during the trial-period. Mainly so the Jackson di Angelos can convince Percy to stay forever.
    Only one problem: Percy's new not-quite-stepbrother Nico and Nico's boyfriend Jason are developing romantic feelings for the abused boy...

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    08 Jun 2026

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