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The Silly Child of Stardust by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Dec 2025
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Gojo Satoru finds a parent in his mysterious servant caretaker.
Kakashi becomes stranded in a far dimension during the Fourth Shinobi World War after a sealing went wrong. Rather than panic, he decides to bide his time as a hired servant for a named 'Gojo' Clan he lands smack in the middle of, determined to find a way back. Unfortunately, he accidentally adopts the World's Strongest Baby in the process.
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- Part 6 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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26 Jun 2026
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Gojo Satoru finds a parent in his mysterious servant caretaker.
Kakashi becomes stranded in a far dimension during the Fourth Shinobi World War after a sealing went wrong. Rather than panic, he decides to bide his time as a hired servant for a named 'Gojo' Clan he lands smack in the middle of, determined to find a way back. Unfortunately, he accidentally adopts the World's Strongest Baby in the process. -
Mother’s Malediction by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Jul 2025
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October 31st, 2018. 8:31 PM. Shibuya, Tokyo. Subject: Ryoumen Sukuna — emergence confirmed within host Itadori Yuuji. Immediate neutralization authorized.
October 31st, 2018. 8:35 PM. Jujutsu Technical High, Tokyo. Subject: Maternal entity — emergence event logged. No operational control. Outcome indeterminate.
Evil spawns from somewhere.
As it turns out, Ryoumen Sukuna had a mother who was ancient, kind, and preserved beyond human lifespans. In stories, it was said that she was benevolence incarnate, a direct opposite of her son. As such, she was brought into the Culling Games as a desperate countermeasure conducted under the high authority of Jujutsu, meant to contain the very beast unleashed.
But don't you know?
A Mother Loves Her Children.
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- Part 11 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
- Part 4 of My Saccharine Sakura
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26 Jun 2026
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October 31st, 2018. 8:31 PM. Shibuya, Tokyo. Subject: Ryoumen Sukuna — emergence confirmed within host Itadori Yuuji. Immediate neutralization authorized.
October 31st, 2018. 8:35 PM. Jujutsu Technical High, Tokyo. Subject: Maternal entity — emergence event logged. No operational control. Outcome indeterminate.
Evil spawns from somewhere.As it turns out, Ryoumen Sukuna had a mother who was ancient, kind, and preserved beyond human lifespans. In stories, it was said that she was benevolence incarnate, a direct opposite of her son. As such, she was brought into the Culling Games as a desperate countermeasure conducted under the high authority of Jujutsu, meant to contain the very beast unleashed.
But don't you know?
A Mother Loves Her Children.
(Mother Sakura and Son Sukuna reunite at Shibuya.)
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basically my rendition of certain stranger things events, in which steve getting cracked in the head by a ceramic plate in season two actually had consequences :(
written out of order!
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26 Jun 2026
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1st: Steve's feet stumbled more than walked, but Hopper didn't care. He half-carried the kid toward the emergency room doors, his jaw clenched so tight it ached. Every step felt like it took too long.
As the two of them started to slowly stumble to the front of the ER, Hopper had realized something tonight:
Steve Harrington was a good kid. (Last on ch.11)
_________2nd: He knew he shouldn't be driving, of course he knew that.
But he was better now. Plus, it was late. The roads were empty, no one to hit.Just Steve and the yellow lines on the road and the knowledge that Dustin needed help.
__________3rd: He couldn't do this. Couldn't stand here and watch Harrington struggle to do something as basic as standing up.
Because if he stayed, if he watched him try to get up and fail, or worse—if he watched Harrington succeed but saw how much effort it took, how much pain it caused—then he'd have to acknowledge it. He'd have to name it.
He'd have to accept that he'd done something unforgivable.
He'd have to accept that he'd taken someone who'd gotten under his skin in ways Billy didn't have words for, someone he couldn't stop watching, couldn't stop thinking about—and he'd ended him. Reduced him to this broken thing on the floor.
And Billy Hargrove didn't do guilt. He didn't do regret— So he left.
__________4th: The bleachers were packed with families: parents and grandparents and siblings, Steve could see them from where he sat, could see the way they waved at their graduates, calling out names and taking pictures. The gym was full of love and pride and joy.
None of it was for him.
He knew the kids wouldn’t—couldn’t—be here, even if they wanted to be.
His parents weren't here either. Steve had known they wouldn't be—had known it with the kind of bone-deep certainty that came from a lifetime of disappointments—but there was still a small, stupid part of him that had hoped.
They probably didn't even remember it was today.
Probably didn’t even know he was graduating at all.
__________5th: Robin doesn't know where this is going. She doesn't know if she and Steve will ever be friends, or if they'll just be coworkers who tolerate each other for the summer.
But she does know one thing for certain: she can't keep pretending she doesn't care.
Steve isn't who she thought he was and whatever happened last semester matters—she doesn’t know why, but she knows something happened to him, and that’s beyond getting the shit beaten out of his face.
There's… there’s something else too.
And Robin's going to figure it out, one way or another.
Even if it kills her.
_________6th: After the new year and the months since then, since his hair had grown back enough to hide the scar and he started letting them come to his house, Max watched Steve carefully, learned what to look for.
She noticed the headaches and the migraines—the way he'd squint and clench his jaw and move a little more carefully, like sudden movements hurt. She noticed how it took him longer to answer questions sometimes. She noticed how he'd forget words mid-sentence and have to pause, frustrated, until he couldn’t even remember what he'd been trying to say.
Everyone called him slow. And stupid. They joked about it, teased him about getting dumber, and Steve always laughed it off or agreed with them, like it was a choice and not a consequence.
But Max could tell it bothered him; could see it in the way his smile would tighten, just for a second, before he'd shrug and change the subject.
And it bothered her too.
So she started running interference.
_________7th: Robin knows no matter how much she wants it to be, that this isn't a dream.
She knows that even nightmares can't be like this.
Here, she can smell the tang of dampness and rot, she can feel nothing but the persistent chill that never seems to go away and the dull pain in her body, the numbness of her hands.
So she knows this is all actually real... and she refuses to admit it.
Stuck in a paradox. Unwilling to deny that this is happening, but unwilling to accept that it is. Regardless, there is one thing she knows for certain.
She knows that no one is coming.
That elevator ride had been a one way trip.
_________8th: The Squawk had become their cover, their communication hub, their war room. Robin did the actual broadcasts, but the real purpose was the coded messages. Steve had helped her set up the whole system.
That was just who Steve was, but looking around the room now, Robin wondered more and more if anyone else actually saw that.
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Steve is being courted by Eddie. Steve does not realize he's being courted by Eddie, but he encourages the older man's advances all the same, thrilled to have his friend's attention, no matter how weirdly the rest of the Party members are acting about it. Steve's never been properly courted, not really, and it's just not in the cards for him anymore. He's resigned himself to that fact.
No, seriously. He's made peace with it.
Courtship? That's not what's happening. Eddie Munson would never propose courtship with Steve Harrington, not in a million years.
Except Eddie would, and he fucking did.
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26 Jun 2026
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Steve is being courted by Eddie. Steve does not realize he's being courted by Eddie, but he encourages the older man's advances all the same, thrilled to have his friend's attention, no matter how weirdly the rest of the Party members are acting about it. Steve's never been properly courted, not really, and it's just not in the cards for him anymore. He's resigned himself to that fact.
No, seriously. He's made peace with it.
Courtship? That's not what's happening. Eddie Munson would never propose courtship with Steve Harrington, not in a million years.
Except Eddie would, and he fucking did.
(Last on ch.4)
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the spider on the wall by hanyusoft
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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Steve had a bad feeling, and this wasn't the first time it had happened.
For as long as he could remember, he had always had hunches. Hunches about events that hadn't even happened yet but warned him before the shoe could drop. He was used to them. To the bad omens. To the anxiety they brought.
Maybe, that's why he was as tense as a coiled spring when they entered Hawkins Lab, as gray as decayed as the rest of the Upside Down. But not even a hunch could have prepared him for what happened that day. He couldn't have braced himself for the party splitting up. He couldn't have braced himself for an argument with Dustin, much less the boy's violent reaction at him bringing Eddie into the conversation.
He couldn't have expected to crack his head open into the ground, nor the world that waited for him when he opened his eyes once again. Neither the spider that bit him, or the powers that would later bring him.
And when this peculiar world welcomed him, he couldn't help but wonder.
Was that Munson? In a big sign? Wearing a hero-like costume?
And why on Earth was he blond?
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26 Jun 2026
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Steve had a bad feeling, and this wasn't the first time it had happened.
For as long as he could remember, he had always had hunches. Hunches about events that hadn't even happened yet but warned him before the shoe could drop. He was used to them. To the bad omens. To the anxiety they brought.
Maybe, that's why he was as tense as a coiled spring when they entered Hawkins Lab, as gray as decayed as the rest of the Upside Down. But not even a hunch could have prepared him for what happened that day. He couldn't have braced himself for the party splitting up. He couldn't have braced himself for an argument with Dustin, much less the boy's violent reaction at him bringing Eddie into the conversation.
He couldn't have expected to crack his head open into the ground, nor the world that waited for him when he opened his eyes once again. Neither the spider that bit him, or the powers that would later bring him.
And when this peculiar world welcomed him, he couldn't help but wonder.
Was that Munson? In a big sign? Wearing a hero-like costume?
And why on Earth was he blond?
(Last on ch.9)
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In Which Dabi’s Tits Save the League and Dismantle Hero Society by azurefaeblue
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Apr 2024
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Red is Blood is Love @bloodylove
43 Following 9 Followers
Look at these gorgeous tits from our very hot arsonist!
[Video of Dabi modeling titty window shirts]
Tip him for more 👀
https://www.donations.com/project2093702/dabiElectric Pikachu @pikapikachubolt
Hey guys, look at this! Man he’s hotjackthefrost@jackthefrost
TOUYA?? is that you???Official KFC @officialhawks
Nnnnn…What I wouldn’t give to plant my face in thatHot as Ice Cool as Fire @shouto
Dabi is Endeavor’s love child and here are the reasons why: a thread (1/?)“Congrats, you’ve successfully dismantled hero society.”
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21 Jun 2026
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Red is Blood is Love @bloodylove
43 Following 9 Followers
Look at these gorgeous tits from our very hot arsonist!
[Video of Dabi modeling titty window shirts]
Tip him for more 👀
https://www.donations.com/project2093702/dabiElectric Pikachu @pikapikachubolt
Hey guys, look at this! Man he’s hotjackthefrost@jackthefrost
TOUYA?? is that you???Official KFC @officialhawks
Nnnnn…What I wouldn’t give to plant my face in thatHot as Ice Cool as Fire @shouto
Dabi is Endeavor’s love child and here are the reasons why: a thread (1/?)“Congrats, you’ve successfully dismantled hero society.”
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First Time for Everything by sourlimezest
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Feb 2022
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Shouta's never squirted before. When Hizashi, an instructional adult content creator, finds this information out, offers to help change that via a demonstrations video for his audience.
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19 Jun 2026
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Shouta's never squirted before. When Hizashi, an instructional adult content creator, finds this information out, offers to help change that via a demonstrations video for his audience.
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BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY by Kikyo_iru
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Aug 2021
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Bakugou's door creaked behind him, revealing a disheveled looking teenager with purple hair that defied gravity, eye bags that rivaled Shouta's, a mug that said 'World's Best Shittiest Boyfriend', the word 'best' crossed out with a real marker instead of it being the design, and wearing a black and orange sweater in the design of Bakugou's hero suit. Is that- merch? Of a hero in training?
Bakugou turned to face the stranger, one brow raised.
The purple boy shrugged, placing the mug next to Bakugou before leaving. Bakugou seemed unbothered, going back to face the camera properly.
"The first quirk was discovered in 2022 after the -at the time- recent pandemic-"
"HOLY SHIT IS THAT ERASERHEAD."
Game Theory: Secret Love Child
Game Theory: I saw those eyebags
Game Theory: I'm on to you.
Game Theory: But that's just a theory-BAKUSATSUGOU: DONT DO IT HALF-AND-HALF ISTG
Game Theory: A GAME THEORY
BAKUSATSUGOU: GODDAMMIT.
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- Part 2 of Lavender Garden | Shinsou Hitoshi Aus
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18 Jun 2026
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Bakugou's door creaked behind him, revealing a disheveled looking teenager with purple hair that defied gravity, eye bags that rivaled Shouta's, a mug that said 'World's Best Shittiest Boyfriend', the word 'best' crossed out with a real marker instead of it being the design, and wearing a black and orange sweater in the design of Bakugou's hero suit. Is that- merch? Of a hero in training?
Bakugou turned to face the stranger, one brow raised.
The purple boy shrugged, placing the mug next to Bakugou before leaving. Bakugou seemed unbothered, going back to face the camera properly.
"The first quirk was discovered in 2022 after the -at the time- recent pandemic-"
"HOLY SHIT IS THAT ERASERHEAD."
Game Theory: Secret Love Child
Game Theory: I saw those eyebags
Game Theory: I'm on to you.
Game Theory: But that's just a theory-BAKUSATSUGOU: DONT DO IT HALF-AND-HALF ISTG
Game Theory: A GAME THEORY
BAKUSATSUGOU: GODDAMMIT.
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Written Words by formerlyBravo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jul 2020
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The girls of Class 1-A have stumbled on a lost journal that looks to be several years old. Can they find out who the writer, a boy in his second year at UA, was and whether his crush on his best friend, ‘Shou’, was ever reciprocated?
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18 Jun 2026
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The girls of Class 1-A have stumbled on a lost journal that looks to be several years old. Can they find out who the writer, a boy in his second year at UA, was and whether his crush on his best friend, ‘Shou’, was ever reciprocated?
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Make yourself right at home, why dont you by BigZaddy2000
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom
14 Jul 2025
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Even though they didn’t share a dorm together, Asano never fails to see Karma lying down in his bed, in his dorm room.
As much as Asano hates that, he hates the fact he’s gotten used to it more
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18 Jun 2026
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Even though they didn’t share a dorm together, Asano never fails to see Karma lying down in his bed, in his dorm room.
As much as Asano hates that, he hates the fact he’s gotten used to it more
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“…Come again?”
Tobirama should’ve learned by now that his preferred and efficient method of conveying information would never be enough for Hashirama. His brother, for all his greatness, often required the dots to be connected for him — sometimes drawn in crayon.
“They’re marriage proposals, Anija,” Tobirama repeated, this time with the slow patience reserved for children and overly sentimental brothers. He shuffled the top scrolls with sharp, practiced hands. “You’re already married and probably expecting an heir soon, which makes me the next eligible candidate for politically motivated courtship. The clans want unity. The daimyō want leverage. And apparently, the rest of the country wants a spectacle.”
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15 Jun 2026
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“…Come again?”
Tobirama should’ve learned by now that his preferred and efficient method of conveying information would never be enough for Hashirama. His brother, for all his greatness, often required the dots to be connected for him — sometimes drawn in crayon.
“They’re marriage proposals, Anija,” Tobirama repeated, this time with the slow patience reserved for children and overly sentimental brothers. He shuffled the top scrolls with sharp, practiced hands. “You’re already married and probably expecting an heir soon, which makes me the next eligible candidate for politically motivated courtship. The clans want unity. The daimyō want leverage. And apparently, the rest of the country wants a spectacle.”
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“Can you take us to a late showing of —"
Steve bites his lip, sighing and preparing for inevitable backlash, “I can't, I'm babysitting."
“What!?” Dustin screeches, “How!? You’re not with any Party members?”
“Yeah I’m babysitting other kids.” Steve sighs, looking back at Beth and Annie bickering over one of their teddy bear guests.
“Other kids?! Kids that aren’t us? You’re cheating on us?”
Steve rubs at his temples, “It’s not like I have a secret family Henderson! Calm down.”
“You may as well have!” Dustin retorts something like hurt colouring his tone.
OR How Steve finds a purpose and a family one smartass kid at a time.
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11 Jun 2026
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“Can you take us to a late showing of —"
Steve bites his lip, sighing and preparing for inevitable backlash, “I can't, I'm babysitting."
“What!?” Dustin screeches, “How!? You’re not with any Party members?”
“Yeah I’m babysitting other kids.” Steve sighs, looking back at Beth and Annie bickering over one of their teddy bear guests.
“Other kids?! Kids that aren’t us? You’re cheating on us?”
Steve rubs at his temples, “It’s not like I have a secret family Henderson! Calm down.”
“You may as well have!” Dustin retorts something like hurt colouring his tone.
OR How Steve finds a purpose and a family one smartass kid at a time.
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the one where Eddie lives because he should have
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09 Jun 2026
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The one where Eddie lives because he should have. (Smut)
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Eddie’s gaze turns from limpid, innocent curiosity to something wolfish, gears turning in his head, “What if it was the other way around?”
Steve blinks at him, stupefied, “What?”
Eddie shifts his weight so he can bring his hand up, thumb stroking over Steve’s nipple through the soft cotton of his shirt. He’s wearing his blue and white polo, the stripe around his chest showing off the swell of his pecs. Eddie licks his lips, “If it was hot doing it, what if you were the one receiving?”
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09 Jun 2026
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Eddie’s gaze turns from limpid, innocent curiosity to something wolfish, gears turning in his head, “What if it was the other way around?”
Steve blinks at him, stupefied, “What?”
Eddie shifts his weight so he can bring his hand up, thumb stroking over Steve’s nipple through the soft cotton of his shirt. He’s wearing his blue and white polo, the stripe around his chest showing off the swell of his pecs. Eddie licks his lips, “If it was hot doing it, what if you were the one receiving?”
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crimson and clover (over and over) by GhostEnthusiast
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Apr 2023
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“Hey,” Steve’s expression softens and his hands trail to cup the sides of Eddie’s face. “It’s all good. We can try again another night,” He says before leaning up to kiss Eddie sweetly. The tenderness of it all makes Eddie’s heart melt for a second before the words catch up to him.
“Oh we are so not done for the night, sweetheart,”
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Virgin Eddie Munson comes far quicker than he'd like in his first time. Good thing once is never enough...
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09 Jun 2026
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“Hey,” Steve’s expression softens and his hands trail to cup the sides of Eddie’s face. “It’s all good. We can try again another night,” He says before leaning up to kiss Eddie sweetly. The tenderness of it all makes Eddie’s heart melt for a second before the words catch up to him.
“Oh we are so not done for the night, sweetheart,”
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Virgin Eddie Munson comes far quicker than he'd like in his first time. Good thing once is never enough...
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i'm a stitch away from making it (and a scar away from falling apart) by noxavis for Treef_greef
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Jan 2025
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“Hawks,” Touya said instinctively, squashing down any follies at the thought of being something more, in naive thought that this thing between them was anything more than an ephemera.
“Takami Keigo.”
Touya closed his eyes. “Don’t.”
“I’m not here because of…” Hawks cut himself off, moving the IV tube to the side and stepping to the right. “I’m not- you know I’m not—”
“I know.” He opened an eye. “I know that.”
By some divine punishment, Touya survived the war and had Hawks appointed by the HPSC to keep an eye on him. They don't talk about it. At least, they try not to.
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09 Jun 2026
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“Hawks,” Touya said instinctively, squashing down any follies at the thought of being something more, in naive thought that this thing between them was anything more than an ephemera.
“Takami Keigo.”
Touya closed his eyes. “Don’t.”
“I’m not here because of…” Hawks cut himself off, moving the IV tube to the side and stepping to the right. “I’m not- you know I’m not—”
“I know.” He opened an eye. “I know that.”
By some divine punishment, Touya survived the war and had Hawks appointed by the HPSC to keep an eye on him. They don't talk about it. At least, they try not to. -
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Under his breath, Eddie giggles. He hears the noise crest behind them as they walk, like a cloud of angry bees after their hive has been shaken up. It’s a fact, now, that Eddie Munson, resident freak drug-dealing alpha, is very publicly hanging around newly presented omega Steve Harrington. Alpha and omega, the perfect cookie-cutter combo the normies love to call a perfect match.
“Munson,” Harrington mutters, barely moving his lips. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Or: Eddie is the king of bad ideas. Fake-courting Steve Harrington for the hell of it might take the crown.
(Updates weekly!)
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08 Jun 2026
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Under his breath, Eddie giggles. He hears the noise crest behind them as they walk, like a cloud of angry bees after their hive has been shaken up. It’s a fact, now, that Eddie Munson, resident freak drug-dealing alpha, is very publicly hanging around newly presented omega Steve Harrington. Alpha and omega, the perfect cookie-cutter combo the normies love to call a perfect match.
“Munson,” Harrington mutters, barely moving his lips. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Or: Eddie is the king of bad ideas. Fake-courting Steve Harrington for the hell of it might take the crown.(Updates weekly!)
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the valentine experience by greatunironic for stupidwithsteddie
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Feb 2024
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Mike had scoffed, again, and Steve tried not to be insulted when he’d said, “Steve? Why Steve?”
“Because Steve’s had more Valentine’s than any of us combined!” Dustin had said.
“Yeah, because he’s a serial monogamist —”
“Shut the fuck up,” Steve had said. “Also, who taught you those words?”
Eddie had teetered his hand back and forth in the air. “Personally, I think there’s a certain stolen RV confession negates that, but —”
“You shut the fuck up right now even faster —”
In which Mike and Eddie have a bet, Steve is the victim of circumstance, and he's not super mad about it.
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Mike had scoffed, again, and Steve tried not to be insulted when he’d said, “Steve? Why Steve?”
“Because Steve’s had more Valentine’s than any of us combined!” Dustin had said.
“Yeah, because he’s a serial monogamist —”
“Shut the fuck up,” Steve had said. “Also, who taught you those words?”
Eddie had teetered his hand back and forth in the air. “Personally, I think there’s a certain stolen RV confession negates that, but —”
“You shut the fuck up right now even faster —”
In which Mike and Eddie have a bet, Steve is the victim of circumstance, and he's not super mad about it.
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But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.
There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.
“What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”
A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.
These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.
In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.
Bookmarked by Regular0side_hoe06
06 Jun 2026
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But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.
There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.
“What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”
A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.
These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.
In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.
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The ground beneath them shakes, and suddenly everyone is yelling, the chair, the table under Steve’s feet wobbling. It tips, and Steve doesn’t think, just gets his hands under Eddie and pushes, watching the two of them tumble away at the same time he hits the hard floor, covered in blood. It knocks the wind out of him, and for a horrible moment he can’t move, can’t breathe, can only stare up through the gate as Robin and Eddie touch down on the other side, Nancy rushing to help them, and Dustin is staring up in wide-eyed panic at Steve, his mouth opening and—
The gate closes, an open wound sealing shut, all before Steve can take his next breath.
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Three months. Three months passed before they got Steve back from the Upside Down. Eddie's not sure how much of him came home.
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The ground beneath them shakes, and suddenly everyone is yelling, the chair, the table under Steve’s feet wobbling. It tips, and Steve doesn’t think, just gets his hands under Eddie and pushes, watching the two of them tumble away at the same time he hits the hard floor, covered in blood. It knocks the wind out of him, and for a horrible moment he can’t move, can’t breathe, can only stare up through the gate as Robin and Eddie touch down on the other side, Nancy rushing to help them, and Dustin is staring up in wide-eyed panic at Steve, his mouth opening and—
The gate closes, an open wound sealing shut, all before Steve can take his next breath.
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Three months. Three months passed before they got Steve back from the Upside Down. Eddie's not sure how much of him came home.