ReturnsNull
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Opening the door is an evidentiary doctrine allowing a party to introduce otherwise inadmissible, prejudicial evidence into court to correct a misleading impression created by the opposing party. Essentially, if one party tries to lie by omission, the other party has the full rights to show the court what they omitted.
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“Hello? Do you live here?”
Ranboo looks up to see a- guy? Ranboo guesses, tall and painfully thin, only slightly less of both than Ranboo, with bouncy curly hair and big brown eyes behind round, wire frame glasses.
“Um,” Ranboo says, glancing at where he’s clearly unlocked the door with their keycard, “did you lose your keycard?”
“Oh! No, no, definitely not, I was just wondering if- one second, Here!” the guy says, pulling a slip of laminated paper from a pocket, “I’m- my son goes here and I’m just trying to find his dorm? I think it’s this one but uh-”
He shows Ranboo the picture.
The kid is blonde, lanky and almost painfully thin looking, with bouncy curls and round blue eyes, he’s in a car, looking at the person holding the camera like he’s far beyond the point of tired of them.
“Oh, that’s Tommy, yeah, he lives here, he’s my roommate!”
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- Part 3 of this house is a fucking nightmare
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The police are going to come to the house, again, they’re going to interview Tubbo, again, they’re going to assure them that it looks like Tommy’s foster family left and took him with them of their own accord, again, they’re going to say they’re doing everything they can and they take kidnappings very seriously, again.
They’re going to take the letter and sweater, probably.
It doesn’t really matter though, to Tubbo the most important thing is that he just got confirmation of something he knew was true.
Tommy is alive
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Tubbo's been busy in the time since Tommy's kidnapping. He knows his friend is alive, and he knows that with his experience with true crime and Ranboo... having a driver's license they can track down and save him.
At least that's what makes sense in Tubbo's head.
Maybe tracking down serial killers isn't the smartest plan.
Title from Sodikken's People Eater
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- Part 2 of Misery Meat
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Quackity gets home from a shitty day at work and then has a shitty day at home
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- Part 1 of this house is a fucking nightmare
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“Can we stop at a motel or something? I’m tired,” tired is an understatement, it’s three in the fucking morning and Tommy hasn’t slept in a bed since Wilbur picked him up.
“You can sleep in the back! I want to get us into a different state before the morning, so the bed is all yours,” Wilbur tells him.
“I can’t sleep in the back of a van, it makes me sick,” also he just knows that the moment he’s laying down Wilbur will turn up his stupid podcast and it will be too loud for Tommy to sleep. It’s the same thing that’s been happening for the last four fucking days. Tommy is at a point where he wants to cry with how little sleep he’s been getting, but that would make his dehydration headache worse and Wilbur isn’t planning to stop for more water until they hit the east coast.
“What? You used to love sleeping in the car! It was the only way that I could get you to sleep when you were little.”
“Well I’m not little anymore,” Tommy grumbles, burying his face in his knees.
“Awe, but you’ll always be my little boy,” Wilbur says, reaching over to ruffle Tommy’s hair.
It’s almost like the blue and red lights washing through the back window were cued by Wilbur trying to touch him.
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- Part 4 of Discord Made Me Do It
- Part 2 of this house is a fucking nightmare
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Underscore
sorry didnt want us to get of topic in the server
your dad sounds like he sucsIWishIKnew
it's cool! we were getting pretty off topic, better for dms!/nm/gen
he's actually ok though, he's just really busy!Underscore
too bysu to even humor you for a min?IWishIKnew
it's not like he wouldn't try to listen if I talked to him about it, he'd be bored and I don't want to bother him with that
it's totally a me thingUnderscore
oh shit im just the dickhead who making asumptions about internet strangers families, aren't iIWishIKnew
yeah, you are
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it's totally fine though! I did kind of make my dad sound bad, I'm just excited to be in a server where everyone is excited over the same stuff I am!Underscore
i get that
its cool to talk to someone who gets itIWishIKnew
I try! I have to admit I'm not good at the game thoughUnderscore
im sure your better than my brother
send me your tag ill by you a crate and we can play-
Ranboo meets a friend online, kicking off a friendship that will change their life foreverSeries
- Part 3 of The Godson
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Discord Made Me Do It by ReturnsNull
Fandom Dream SMP, Lost Tapes (Karl Jacobs), Minecraft (Video Game)
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Tubbo is determined to run the best mob in the city, Tommy just wants a normal family, and Ranboo just wants his friends to be ok.
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Bookmarked by ReturnsNull
04 Aug 2024
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A Discord workskin that supports most Discord-style markup. Includes layouts for channels, DMs, and Group Chats. Darkmode only.
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Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick’s wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. Cross-posted from fanfiction (dot) net.
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- Part 1 of Nightfall
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Bookmarked by ReturnsNull
06 Jun 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
The whole series is perfect and I come back to it frequently, literally my only issue is I struggle to read such long chapters because of my disability and migraines, if there was a podfic it would literally be perfect