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    A set of one shots based on Parkour Civilization and PVP Civilization by Evbo!

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    After being killed by an Iron Sword in PVP Civilization during his time in the cell, Evbo respawns in Parkour Civilization.
    What follows is angst, fluff, found family, and the newly nicknamed Boey learning what it feels like to have a family that loves him.

    When a fic is posted, it's always placed chronologically in the series!

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    The Parkour God had five children, didn't you know?
    Yes, the oldest was the heir to his throne.
    The second the heir to his love.
    The third the heir to his laughter.
    The fourth the heir to his color.
    And the fifth?
    The fifth's life ended before it began.

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    "A Keyblade Wielder's job is never over." Sora had heard that many times in his years as a Keyblade Wielder. He understood that the only time a master of the Keyblade would ever find peace would be after death.

    Or at least, that's what he thought.

    Thirty years ago, Pit woke up as an angel after dying in a past life. He remembers nothing about his previous life, but it must not be too important. If it was, Lady Palutena would have told him about it.
    During a mission, Pit meets Rin, a fellow angel, one of the very few Pit has ever seen. It seems, though, that that isn't the only reason why those striking blue-green eyes keep appearing in his mind. Rather, it appears that they knew each other in a past life. A past life that neither of them are able to remember, and that Lady Palutena seems intent on keeping forgotten forever.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    avery gets hanahaki disease. imagine falling in love with someone who’s about to die hahahhahahahahah / silly

    also starts at the end of dawtde

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    26 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    A pressure settles into the air, soft and gentle, like having a piece of cloth draped over your body. A proof of his presence that EMF has become all too familiar with these past few months.

     

    A part of them dreads turning around,  Knowing what they’ll be met with. They do so anyway. The Champion loves him too much to not.

     

    And as such, they are met with… him.

     

    His smile is off. Too neat. It’s a “perfect” smile, completely dissonant with the messy wide eyed grins that EMF had gotten used to before the incident.

     

    His eyes feel empty. They’re cloudy, the sky blue meshed into a weird blob, reminiscent of a dead body. They’re devoid of life and unfocused in a way that makes him seem bored and uninterested, betraying any illusion the smile was trying to sell.

     

    His skin is pale, unnaturally so. The slight tan that Evbo had accumulated from his time as Master and Champion has all but dissipated, leaving his skin dull and desaturated. 

     

    (It’s like being eye to eye with a corpse.)

     

    “Sup.” 

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    “Can you mourn someone who’s still alive?”

    EMF deals with the consequences of how much Evbo has changed.

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    25 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    The God puts most of his focus on his Champion, still not having moved from his spot, seemingly still standing there after several seconds.

    … A part of him wants to talk to them.

    Evbo understands, on some level, that it would be inefficient. The Champion was doing his job- being the ruler of Parkour Civilization, that is. and Evbo was busy doing his.

    By all accounts, the true “God” was the Admin. or, well, the Champion. He was not supposed to interfere with this world. Rather, his job was simply to make sure any requests his Champion makes goes through without issues. Be completely at their mercy.

    Technically, people aren’t even supposed to know he exists. His purpose was to fix any and all technical problems without anyone noticing he was even there. Fix bugs before they take effect. Remain unnoticed.

    A thankless job for a being that shouldn’t be able to want anything but the smooth operation of the program.

    … Except he couldn’t stop himself from craving that connection, could he?

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    “You aren’t human, aren’t you?”

    Evbo does his job as he is supposed to. (Or, at least he tries.)

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    25 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    RELOADING SYSTEMS… CHECKING FOR ERRORS… RESTARTING…

    RESTART COMPLETE.

    EXITING SELF SUFFICIENCY MODE.

    Evbo wakes up overwhelmed. 

    There are systems he’s never seen yet knows the exact function of, he feels connected to a bunch of programs but none of it feels weird or different , and everything is made up of 1’s, 0’s, pixels and polygons . He feels as every part comes together and creates a world. 

    His world. This code was the thing that ran Parkour civilization. And he… was the one running it.

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    “A God from a Machine.”

    Evbo finds out the role of “Parkour God” is different than what he was expecting.

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    25 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Derek has kept his problems bottled up inside him for so long, and Avery has noticed the small cracks but never realized how bad it was until he sees Derek break like a fallen ornate vase. Avery becomes the glue that holds Derek back together.

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    Derek has a whole mental breakdown and Avery comforts him.

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    21 Jun 2026