Saebrin
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Take No Wife, Father No Children by Saebrin for partialconstellations
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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In which Jon Snow, a Brother of the Night’s Watch, breaks no vows but somehow ends up with a family anyways.
(An AU where instead of meeting Ygritte, Jon runs into Tormund and his daughters first.)
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Tell My Sorrows to the Stones by Saebrin for vanyamire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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In which Thorin Oakenshield has too much in common with King Midas, and Bilbo Baggins decides true love is worth the risk to life and limb.
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Durin Blue (with Balls to Match) by Saebrin for CATtheFearless
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2019
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Thorin and Bilbo have survived a quest, a battle, and a coronation, and all that remains is their happily ever after. They’re deeply in love and life couldn’t be better, right?
…Well, maybe it would be if they could get more than thirty seconds alone together.
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In a reality where Smaug attacks Erebor much later and is slain by Thorin in the process, the King Under the Mountain must contend with a whole new problem: greenery refuses to grow in the Desolation around the mountain, yet thousands of dwarves and humans must still be fed. In desperation, Thorin leads an envoy to the Shire to inquire about hiring a Green Magic hobbit. When none agree to make the journey, though, he’s left with no choice but to kidnap one.
Cue Bilbo Baggins.
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What do you do when you want something, and only your enemy can give it to you? (AKA that time Marcus Flint learned to cast a Patronus, and Harry got split custody of a cat.) Set during Prisoner of Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of Mutual Benefits
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I Know You’re Up At Night by impliedhockey (mattilamb)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jun 2026
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In a state of extreme horniness, Shane agrees to make a spicy video for Ilya, and it unfortunately doesn’t stay between just them. One guess as to whose fault it is that it leaks (you're only half right).
(Set in the 2015-2016 season)
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A Very Hollander Christmas by Masterless
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Shane’s extended family stays with him and Ilya for Christmas. Shit ensues.
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15 Jun 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.Bookmarked by Saebrin
14 Jun 2026
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A small, seemingly inconsequential change can cause ripples which become a great wave.
When Fleur makes the choice to kiss Harry goodbye before leaving Hogwarts after the Triwizard Tournament, it turns out that nothing from then onward would be quite the same.
Some changes are better than what might have been. Others are worse. The rest are neither better or worse, but different, and the connection between Harry and Fleur which grows in surprising leaps and bounds is one of these.
They forge a bond that begins as friendship, which is then tempered in the fires of the war against Voldemort, before eventually becoming something more.
(AU that begins at the end of Goblet of Fire, then diverges from there. Explicit chapters/scenes are marked with asterisks)
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14 Jun 2026
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“Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-
He needs to go.
“I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.
It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.
“No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.
It wheezes.
(how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)
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13 Jun 2026