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    Anakin Skywalker never fell in love with Padmé and resists the call to the Dark Side, killing Sidious after Mace Windu's arrest of the Sith Lord and Supreme Chancellor. Although Order 66 is never enacted, the Galaxy is still in a state of unrest after the death of the Chancellor. Padmé Amidala takes advantage of the power vacuum created, crowning herself Empress. She rules the Galaxy with former Sith Lord Maul by her side as her advisor, guard, and lover.

    Each of these works can be read or independently in any order. They're sorted by in-universe chronological order but weren't written in that order (isn't it Star Wars tradition at this point to never do anything in the right order?) so you can totally jump around and pick and choose which parts to read.

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  3. Summary

    collecting all of my works with similar themes together for organizational purposes—none of these are in the same universe or need to be read consecutively unless otherwise mentioned

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    collecting all of my works with similar themes together for organizational purposes—none of these are in the same universe or need to be read consecutively unless otherwise mentioned

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    collecting all of my works with similar themes together for organizational purposes—none of these are in the same universe or need to be read consecutively unless otherwise mentioned

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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    For a crime you'd never intended to commit, you find yourself cast out of the hamlet where you'd always lived, forced to flee with nothing but the clothing on your back as you ran for your life through the dense surrounding forest. When you stumble across an elegant cottage in the middle of the woods, you think your prayers for sanctuary have been answered... but the more time goes by, the clearer it becomes that the house's two handsome inhabitants may not be entirely what they seem. Is your haven as safe as you initially hope? Or have you just managed to land yourself in a situation where the threat is more insidious?

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    23 May 2026

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    ch7

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    After being in and out of your life since Realization, Jon finally left you for good, it seems. A year has passed since the last time he called.

    You’ve gone through a lot since then, having been focused on your work at Valdivian to keep yourself distracted. With the influence you’ve amassed as Vice President of Human Experience, you’ve founded the DATE Foundation (Directly Advocating for Things that Have Existed) to help newly Realized objects transition into human life. It’s you who they turn to when there’s trouble, any trouble, and you’re always happy to help. Just like the old days.

    You don’t know what to do when he shows up one night as if nothing ever happened. As if you can’t see the long shadows trailing behind him. He leaves just as quickly as he came, and like always, you have to trust him to come back. He always will… won’t he?

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    09 Jun 2026

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    ch5

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    True to his word, Jon had found work with TrustRite Security, a front for a paramilitary agency that specialized in finding and dispatching targets otherwise untouchable by methods considered...above reproach, as they were anything but. In short, he was a hitman, willingly giving up freedom in exchange for the skills and connections he needed to bring down those who illegally traded stolen and forged metalworks. One of his teammates he could trust with his life, and the other seemed to have an ulterior motive, but both seemed overly interested in the life he had outside of work, the life he had with you.

    When things started to fall apart around him, would he know who his allies are, or would he be left to fight for his life alone?

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    26 Feb 2026

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    ch12

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Eddie's problem is that he only has one pair of hands.

    Eddie's problem is that he only has so many hours in a day.

    Eddie's problem is that he has no heart, only spooling wires and messily labeled breakers and the hum of electricity inside of him.

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    The creation of Volt, and the process of each learning about their other half.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    ch6

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    three separate occasions where Eddie & Volt yearn for their live wire <3

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