SatiricalDraperies
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it's gonna really grow (one day baby) by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Jul 2026
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You really did think that it would all work out. You and Volt both love Eddie, so clearly you have something in common. He's fun to be around, most of the time, and he makes Eddie happy, most of the time, but it's just not enough.
~sequel to "smoking was my only vice": a biker au~
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- Part 2 of breaker box bikers
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kiss me in the dark by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Jun 2026
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It's too hot to sleep, so you may as well find some relief in the form of your lovers if you can't get it anywhere else.
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in the blood red dawn by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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There's something afoot in this city. Mayor Celia Stipple's dead and her secretary—and secret lover—Florence wants answers. Mafia boss Drysdale's behind her successor, but there's no evidence linking him to the murder, and he keeps his confidantes close.
Private investigator Maggie M. Glassbury's down to her last lead. She trusts Jon Wick with her life, but it's becoming increasingly difficult for either of them to keep this case from becoming personal. Harper's got something about her that neither of them can resist... even though they should.
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so pretty to think by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
16 May 2026
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"Hey," Eddie greets you, and then he says something else, but you've just noticed the small "V" carved into the leather of his collar, and you can't figure out whether you're feeling angry or sad or jealous that he has someone who loves him, who will protect him, who won't relegate him to doing nothing more than rearing children for the rest of his life.
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if it's any consolation by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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Eddie and Volt show you their current renovation project. It's disgustingly sweet.
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- Part 5 of de! fluff
Recent series
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Empire of the Blue Lotus by SatiricalDraperies
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Nov 2020
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Anakin Skywalker never fell in love with Padmé and resists the call to the Dark Side, killing Sidious after Mace Windu's arrest of the Sith Lord and Supreme Chancellor. Although Order 66 is never enacted, the Galaxy is still in a state of unrest after the death of the Chancellor. Padmé Amidala takes advantage of the power vacuum created, crowning herself Empress. She rules the Galaxy with former Sith Lord Maul by her side as her advisor, guard, and lover.
Each of these works can be read or independently in any order. They're sorted by in-universe chronological order but weren't written in that order (isn't it Star Wars tradition at this point to never do anything in the right order?) so you can totally jump around and pick and choose which parts to read.
- Words:
- 5,142
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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breaker box bikers by SatiricalDraperies
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Jul 2026
- Words:
- 50,661
- Works:
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Summary
collecting all of my works with similar themes together for organizational purposes—none of these are in the same universe or need to be read consecutively unless otherwise mentioned
- Words:
- 5,553
- Works:
- 5
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breaker box body horror by SatiricalDraperies
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Mar 2026
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collecting all of my works with similar themes together for organizational purposes—none of these are in the same universe or need to be read consecutively unless otherwise mentioned
- Words:
- 4,317
- Works:
- 2
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breaker box breeding kink by SatiricalDraperies
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Feb 2026
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collecting all of my works with similar themes together for organizational purposes—none of these are in the same universe or need to be read consecutively unless otherwise mentioned
- Words:
- 16,801
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Where Life Escapes Us by intangible_effigies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Jun 2026
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For a crime you'd never intended to commit, you find yourself cast out of the hamlet where you'd always lived, forced to flee with nothing but the clothing on your back as you ran for your life through the dense surrounding forest. When you stumble across an elegant cottage in the middle of the woods, you think your prayers for sanctuary have been answered... but the more time goes by, the clearer it becomes that the house's two handsome inhabitants may not be entirely what they seem. Is your haven as safe as you initially hope? Or have you just managed to land yourself in a situation where the threat is more insidious?
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Don't Take A Risk on Me by Gekko_on_Wall
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Jun 2026
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After being in and out of your life since Realization, Jon finally left you for good, it seems. A year has passed since the last time he called.
You’ve gone through a lot since then, having been focused on your work at Valdivian to keep yourself distracted. With the influence you’ve amassed as Vice President of Human Experience, you’ve founded the DATE Foundation (Directly Advocating for Things that Have Existed) to help newly Realized objects transition into human life. It’s you who they turn to when there’s trouble, any trouble, and you’re always happy to help. Just like the old days.
You don’t know what to do when he shows up one night as if nothing ever happened. As if you can’t see the long shadows trailing behind him. He leaves just as quickly as he came, and like always, you have to trust him to come back. He always will… won’t he?
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Burn Me Down by DarkFountainFaerie
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Jul 2026
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True to his word, Jon had found work with TrustRite Security, a front for a paramilitary agency that specialized in finding and dispatching targets otherwise untouchable by methods considered...above reproach, as they were anything but. In short, he was a hitman, willingly giving up freedom in exchange for the skills and connections he needed to bring down those who illegally traded stolen and forged metalworks. One of his teammates he could trust with his life, and the other seemed to have an ulterior motive, but both seemed overly interested in the life he had outside of work, the life he had with you.
When things started to fall apart around him, would he know who his allies are, or would he be left to fight for his life alone?
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- Part 2 of Your Everlasting Light
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Eddie's Problem by ShiraCheshire
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Jun 2026
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Eddie's problem is that he only has one pair of hands.
Eddie's problem is that he only has so many hours in a day.
Eddie's problem is that he has no heart, only spooling wires and messily labeled breakers and the hum of electricity inside of him.
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The creation of Volt, and the process of each learning about their other half.
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I'm latching onto you by kit_kat_katie07
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Oct 2025
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three separate occasions where Eddie & Volt yearn for their live wire <3
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