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Have you ever pictured Lord Voldemort changing diapers?
He hasn’t, either.
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- Part 2 of Daddymort
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23 Oct 2025
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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- 23/?
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19 Oct 2025
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For three years, Stanley has been a participant of the Universe 25 experiment. Can he truly ever be removed, or has the entire universe been permanently reduced to that one room?
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12 Oct 2025
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Stanley has been down on his luck for the better part of a decade. He's long given up on stupid hopes of making millions, going back home or sailing the seven seas. If there's anything he could even wish for, however, it'd be to see his brother again.
But first, he'd like to get rid of the figure that looks and sounds exactly like Ford.
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11 Oct 2025
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Thirty years ago, Stan agreed to take Journal 1 somewhere far away by Ford’s desperate request, only to perish at sea. Upon his death, a mysterious power seals his soul within the journal he failed to protect. For many years afterward, the journal continues to drift through the ocean, alone and forgotten by all.
In 2012, Mabel Pines is feeling lost without her twin brother, who’s accepted an internship at the prestigious International Institute of Oddology, run by the famous Stanford Pines. Just when she thinks she’s gonna have to survive public middle school alone, a chance encounter at the pier changes everything.
Meanwhile, Dipper is beyond ecstatic to follow in his great uncle’s footsteps as a paranormal researcher. While he has reservations about leaving Mabel in Piedmont, he can't pass up this educational opportunity. But he’ll soon discover that not everything is as it seems within the Institute and the town of Gravity Falls.
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- 16/?
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22 Sep 2025
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"Sixer... what did you do?"
“Nine Lives Lee”, a rare Stanley Pines who ended up on the other side of the portal instead of his brother, literally falls into “The Better World”, the dimension that many versions of Stanford Pines tend to be jealous of and hold over Lee’s head as ‘proof’ that everyone would have been better off if he’d just done what his brother asked him.
The Ford of this dimension, however, isn’t quite what he seems. And neither is his version of Stanley.
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21 Sep 2025
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Snow continues to drift down, a dusting that settles everything in a fine, cold layer. Everything past the front door is white, except for two dots of bright red that just made landfall.
Stanford has just killed his brother.
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Alternatively, This Is Why we don’t answer the door with crossbows. Stanford.- Language:
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17 Sep 2025
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How is Ford coping, now his brother is lost through the portal? In two words;
Not Well.Series
- Part 2 of Little Fish in the Big Pond
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07 Sep 2025
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Stan didn't think he would wake up after he heard the metal cage he's been stuck in for months. But here he is, in some random place with what has to be a hallucination of his brother.
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Continuation of "Locked Behind Cloth Prison Doors"Series
- Part 2 of Werewolf Stan Pines
- Part 12 of Stanuary 2025
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04 Sep 2025
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He recognizes the hot metal he’s sitting on from a dent in the passenger’s side.
Ford had made it when Stan had jokingly threatened to roll the top down when it was pouring rain. It had been a joke until the button got stuck and the top actually did try and lift off. Ford had to hold onto it the entire ride home or it would have flown off in the storm. They had both been soaked to the bone and shivering by the time they made it back to the pawn shop.
The top of the Stanmobile isn’t the only thing that night that had six fingered marks on it.
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02 Sep 2025
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As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.
The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.
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“A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.
“A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.
Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”
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21 Mar 2023
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Calla Potter, as Master of Death, is in charge of her very own dimension and decides that if she is to be in charge of this world, she first needs to learn what it means to live here.
It... doesn't go all that well. It's just lucky for her that dying doesn't mean staying dead. Not for her, anyway. And to think that she once thought of herself as a child soldier; in this world kids who still have baby teeth and gaps are sent to fight against adults.
But... if this is her world, doesn't that mean it's up to her to change it?
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- Part 1 of An Imperfect World
- Language:
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- 101,850
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- 21/?
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17 Mar 2023
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Curses of Interest by InsanityUnleashed for Tsume_Yuki
Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2017
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Laurel Potter made a mistake and poked something better left alone. A mad escape flung her into a far off reality, into the lap of Naruto Uzumaki, Hokage-to-be. Now in between deciphering the runework keeping her trapped, she has to train Naruto, avoid the ANBU trying to figure her out, and find a way to stamp out every source of sabotage aimed at her new charge.
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- 111,163
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- 19/?
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16 Mar 2023
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Drowning in the sea (of blood) by NiktNikt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto
05 Oct 2022
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Some responsibilities aren't easy to deal with. When your one decision can affect billions the weight on your shoulders is unbearable. But what to do when there are no good decisions to be made?
Dark!AU where Amaryllis Potter is woefully unprepared to deal with reality, tragedy is at every turn and she feels lost, Minato discovers a soft side of the Mistress of Death and offers her the kindness and support she deserves.
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15 Mar 2023
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In which Ford sends for his brother and doesn't learn about Stan's shapeshifting abilities until they're already yelling at each other, and it all gets crazier from there.
(Or, the one where Rosie reads one (1) fic about the idea of Stan being granted shapeshifting powers during his homeless days and she promptly goes off the shits.)
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01 Mar 2021
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Gravity Omens by detectivejigsaw for DarylStorey
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2021
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A series of oneshots, written as I think of them, of the lives of Stan the angel and Ford the demon as they struggle to understand the ineffable plan, and try to stay brothers despite technically being on opposite sides.
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10 Feb 2021
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After the Train, Stan Pines is home, after so many years of being homeless, he finally has his old life back,
so like hell he's going to mess it up.
But the project makes him feel uneasy and he's getting concerned about Stanford and he's not sure if trying to voice his concerns will mean losing everything again.
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- Part 3 of Gravity Train Central Station
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09 Feb 2021
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Where do souls go when they die? Ford had not delved too deep into the metaphysical during his time in Gravity Falls, but when Stanley is murdered and a ghost takes up residence in the shack, Ford starts to believe that maybe the human soul lives on, perhaps not on this plane of existence but in another. One that might be reached by means of a portal.
Ford is determined to get his brother back. Luckily, he might just know a guy that can help with that.
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07 Feb 2021
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A pair of Night Furies hatch under mysterious circumstances into a big, wild world, unknowingly embarking on a perilous and fateful path fraught with malicious and greedy humans. Changing the world was never going to be easy, but that's what it means to become a hero the hard way.
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- Part 1 of The Gift Of Wings Universe
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- 107/107
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07 Feb 2021
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Stan is thrown through a multi-dimensional portal right after he’s kicked out, and it wouldn't have been a big deal, but SOMEBODY had to go and build an unstable portal in their basement ten years down the line.
(a space adventure very much inspired by guardians of the galaxy)Bookmarked by SleepyBitty
05 Feb 2021