8 Bookmarks by SomebodyUnimportant
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There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.
Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.
So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?
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11 Jun 2026
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Someone Wicked by artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Sep 2023
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Baz Pitch has spent his entire life repressing who he is and what he wants, but everyone has a breaking point. He hires an escort for a single night. One night of touches, and kisses, and pushing everything else to the back of his mind. One night to just give in. At least, that was the plan.
The problem is ... he never could have anticipated Simon Snow.
And Simon definitely didn't anticipate him.
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- English
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- 60,317
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
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- 1,085
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06 May 2026
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The Folly at Havensridge Hall by thedevilchicken for PerfectlySteadfast
Fandoms: Original Work
12 Aug 2020
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Jack Rivers is a groundskeeper at Havensridge, the country seat of Viscount Lethton.
Eight years ago, he met the viscount's grandson, Lucas, the rake who will not inherit the viscountcy. Jack has never forgotten him.
Now, Lucas has returned to Havensridge to spend the summer with his ailing grandfather. What Jack wants more than anything is Lucas Lethton, but he knows he shouldn't take the risk.
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- 1/1
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06 Apr 2026
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It's been ten years since shy reclusive author Hayden Beck last saw Elliot Parker, not since they bitterly parted ways after University. Heartbroken, Hayden stays behind to write his books while Elliot left England to explore distant lands as a pioneering explorer.
Now in the present and the University is holding a class reunion. Hayden is persuaded into accepting, believing Elliot to not be attending, but is dismayed when they are once again face to face. He is once again confronted with all the turbulent feelings for the man he had once called friend.
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06 Apr 2026
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“Ah. Here is a young man transfixed. Do you like Hunt, sir?"
"Do I like him?" Phil tore his eyes from the painting before him and marvelled at the stranger at his elbow. Like him? One might as well ask do you like Michaelangelo? Do you like Homer? Do you like the Alps?
An art enthusiast with a talent for meteorology meets (arguably) the Finest Painter in England. But impressing your idol can be damned hard work, especially when he's all pride and prejudice, and you're all sensibility and no sense. Heavy weather ahead...- Language:
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06 Apr 2026
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More Than Friends by fatalfangirl
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 Jul 2023
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Simon likes Baz. Baz likes Simon. Neither of them is willing to confess, too afraid of losing an important friendship.
But they are willing to help each other get off... because that's what friends do, right? They lend a helping hand.
A simple story with complicated feelings and an exploration of physical pleasure and intimacy.
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25 Mar 2026
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Bound and Determined by fatalfangirl
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Apr 2022
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Simon feels stuck in place while everyone else is moving forward. It's been five years since his supposed magickal destiny came crashing down, and he finds himself out of work and out of an apartment. Just when he thought things couldn't get worse, he gets magickally bound to a vampire hook-up.
In which Simon went through Watford without Baz, Baz got a proper vampire upbringing, and they still end up together in the end.
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- English
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- 52,045
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- 12/12
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23 Mar 2026
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A Mild Case of Madness by artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Sep 2024
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Baz has a hopeless crush. Simon had no idea his roommate was into blokes. Neither of them is coping in a healthy manner. Cue romance.
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- 3/4
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24 Dec 2023