5 Works by SomebodyUnimportant
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Dead, Gone, and Doctoring by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
05 May 2026
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Baz knows when someone's too far gone to save. He's been that someone. He's met death enough times to know fighting is useless.
Snow is too stubborn to accept that. And when it comes to Snow, so is Baz.
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Baz is a medic in a camp led by Simon and managed by Penny. His improved senses and skill at finding wounds certainly helps. The fact that he's a zombie never even came up.
It's a Zombie Apocalypse AU!
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No One Chooses the Chosen One by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Mar 2026
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Baz hates Simon the most out of anyone in the entire world of Mages.
So how they end up being enemies with benefits, Simon has no idea.-
Simon has always struggled against a lack of love, and he knows better than to go looking for it in the charity of his worst critic.
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Damsel in Distress by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
06 Dec 2025
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At the end of seventh year, Simon Snow catches Baz in the woods with Agatha and can't stop himself from tackling him to the ground.
Unfortunately, the Humdrum chose that exact moment to pull Simon away from Watford and into a dead wood. Doubly unfortunately, the Humdrum decides its better to keep Simon in a tower where he can't cast any magic. And just to top off an amazingly shitty cake, Baz has been dragged along with him.
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Wisp and Torrent have been friends for as long as anyone can remember.
After Wisp's magic revealed itself, they made a pact that they would work together to become the greatest heroes of the realm, despite what any nobility would say in opposition.
But the battles are getting harder. The foes are getting stronger. Were they ever really cut out for this?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 706
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 17
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Cole really needs to get out of the house. School and his "job" and his "aunt" are starting to get on his nerves. He needs air and he needs someone to talk to.
And there was only one number in his phone.
Series
- Part 1 of Hidden Feathers