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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    02 Jul 2026

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    genuinely one of the funniest fics ive ever read

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    pornstar au, zukka-centric

    Started as an 8k Kinktober oneshot; has since taken over my brain and received far too much worldbuilding and more sequels than I'd ever expected

    Universe also contains podfic and inspired-by works - I'm happy for this little AU to be a sandbox for people to play in with art, podfic, translations and inspired works, provided you link back to my works on AO3 if posting off-site, use the inspired/translation features if posting on-site, and credit by name

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Eddie's talking about Marisol, about how he should have seen it coming, about how he's tired of trying to make things work that aren't meant to work. Buck is listening, mostly, but he's also watching the way Eddie's throat moves when he swallows, the way his fingers drum restlessly against the table.

    "What about you?" Eddie asks suddenly. "How's Tommy?"

    Buck blinks.

    -

    or; Kim situation never happened, Eddie and Marisol break up. Buck and Eddie get a bit too drunk.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Birds living outside moved away. Went south, because you annoy them with your moaning every morning. They got sick of it.” Ilya’s words are breathy with laughter. Shane, still looking up at him, can see the exact moment the idea pops into his head.

    Ilya pulls his hand away from Shane’s face and takes a small step back. It finally feels like Shane has a bit of space to breathe and try to collect himself-

    Ilya drops onto his knees, lips parted with panting breath and eyes wide and shiny with admiration. Shane swears that he feels his heart stop in his chest. 

    He’s seen Ilya on his knees plenty of times, but this time it feels different. There’s an unspoken energy that has shifted between the two men, it’s just that Shane has absolutely no brainpower left to figure it out. It feels like a hand has just clamped down on his throat and his dick is aching at the sight of Ilya like this.

    “In my mouth first, please.” 

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    aka the fic where ilya teases shane so much during his trip to the cottage that shane realizes that he wants to top. at the same time, the world starts to pick up that something is not quite normal between ilya and shane.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane clicked onto the next slide displaying his classroom's schedule and turned back to the group seated facing him. His eyes landed on the parent who had just walked in.

    First, this man did not fit in the small chair designed for a second grader.

    Second, he was really fucking pretty.

    Shane Hollander built his life after college around safe choices. Safe job, safe routines, and a safe distance from the hockey world he abandoned years ago.

    That is, until Ilya Rozanov walked into his second grade classroom.

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    30 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 74

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    Shane accidentally discovers he has a daddy kink. Ilya explores it with him.

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    19 May 2026

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    Buck and Eddie are friends - best friends. Neither has had a close male friendship quite like this one. So it must be totally normal to think about your best friend's dick 24/7, right? And jerk off together? And make-out? And have phone sex? And...

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    or: Buck and Eddie are the most oblivious idiots on the planet and literally everyone knows they're in love but them.

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    06 May 2026

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    “You’re gonna stop when you’re at the edge. Like I said. C’mon. Be a good boy for me.”

That almost sends Buck over. He can feel him tense above him, willing his own orgasm to stay at bay.

    “Okay. I—“ He sobs, pressing his forehead down harder against Eddie.

    “Feels so— you’re so fucking wet. Your pussy is so— Eddie. Mommy—”

    It slips out. Like everything else Buck’s been moaning — breathless, needy, fucking wrecked.

    Eddie freezes.

    Or Eddie edges Buck over and over, and Buck accidentally calls him mommy.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Shane learns too much about his friends and their sex lives. They talk about things they’ve done in bed, and Shane starts to wonder if he’s doing something wrong.

    Curiosity piqued, the desperate get resourceful. Sometimes, those resources include asking the guy that you sometimes hate to teach you what you’re missing.

    Nothing can go wrong.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    “Why not strip poker?”

    Shane blinks. Over the roars of the rest of the table, Ilya has to lean over so that Shane can hear him. His hot breath tickles across Shane’s cheek.

    “Hollander? This is okay with you?”

    Shane opens his mouth to say no are you all crazy there is no way I could get naked in front of you without you being able to see how desperately I want you, but swallows it down.

    “Sure. Yeah, it’s fine. I’m okay.”

    Or: the boys gang up on shane during strip poker and ilya is going to kill them dead

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Wade took in Spidey’s inhuman appearance. "You look about ready to go hunting."

    "I… get like this sometimes, when I'm in a lot of pain, or fear, or angry I think. Right now I…I just need a really rare steak, that's all."
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    When a sudden explosion leaves them both badly injured, Wade discovers that Spider-Man's mutation can make him a little...feral. Wade makes an offer to help Spidey heal faster and satiate his craving.

    What's a little cannibalism between friends?

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “Are you an, uh, Admirals fan?” He asked, trying to nod to the man’s sweatshirt and likely miserably failing.

    “I am an Admirals fan,” the stranger said, turning back to Scott. “In fact, you could probably say I’m Scott Hunter’s biggest fan.”

    A pit of jealousy began to rise in Scott’s stomach, until he realized that he was Scott Hunter.
    _____

    Scott gets hurt during a game and wakes up in the hospital in a haze of anesthesia and painkillers to see the most beautiful man he’s ever met.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    After discovering Merlin’s kinks it’s only fair that he gets to know Arthur’s right?

    An epilogue to 'Ironing out the Kinks' but can be read as a stand alone!

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    31 Dec 2025

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    “Do you want to fuck Svetlana?"

    Shane dropped his phone. “What? No. Are you fucking crazy?”

    “I am not crazy,” Ilya said. “But I would like to be fucking. Maybe both of you. At once.”

    “Too bad you only have one dick then,” Shane said, incredulous.

    “My innocent sweet boy, Hollander. Never had a threesome before?”

    “I could barely handle one girl at a time,” Shane confessed. “Much less two. Because, Rozanov, I am gay.”

    +++

    Ilya and Svetlana propose a threesome for old time's sake. Shane learns that sometimes, experimentation can be very, very rewarding. An exploration of identity and desire and, ultimately, being true to yourself.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    [“YouTube,” Shane says suspiciously as he opens the text and eyes the link. “They have porn on YouTube now?”

    “’Now’,” Ilya echoes fondly, shaking his head. “Just open it.”

    Shane gives him one last dubious look before clicking the link to see… “'Shane Hollander Spitting Compilation',” he reads out incredulously. “'2010 to 2014’, what the fuck?” ]

    OR,

    Ilya sends Shane a link to something Shane totally isn't into. Definitely not. Probably.

    ...maybe he should research just to be sure.

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    52,600

    31 Dec 2025

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    “It'll work out,” Eddie says softly, and Buck leans over to rest his head on Eddie's shoulder. “You two have something real, y'know? It's kind of annoying sometimes, and then other times I'd look at you guys and just think about how bad I wanted that. Something easy where you just fit. The kind of thing where you reach out and trust they're there to grab your hand.”

    --

    Buck and Eddie get drunk together, Buck shows Eddie some videos, and Eddie is totally normal about it and definitely not fantasizing about being with Buck and Tommy. At all. And it definitely isn't going to turn into anything bigger at all.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Written for a prompt of "the plane taking the boys to LA crashes and the boys are left alone and alive on a deserted island. They're the only five survivors on the plane. As time passes, they find that they will most likely never be rescued and go about settling down. (Building a shelter/house, harvesting food, etc). Just when they've finally settled in, and given in to the romantic relationship between the five of them that was bound to happen, rescue arrives. Back in the real world, they have to adjust to the real world again, but can they leave their relationship behind on the island? Or would they be happier staying the way they were?"

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    04 Nov 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 85

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    "Fuck you, tell me everything. Anyone I know?"

    Eddie goes really red. "Well."

    "Who tell me who right now." Buck clasps his hands together pleadingly. "I’ll tell you anything, c’mon."

    Eddie's slutty, slutty past.

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    5,825

    27 Oct 2025

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