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A familiar face, a familiar pair of glasses, and an armband adorned with delicate little flowers. A sense of nostalgia starts to snake through Shinji’s chest, and he stamps it down frantically before it can take root inside his ribcage.
Because, this is wrong. It’s wrong, it’s all wrong. Never mind the fact that Shinji never sensed someone coming into his quarters—this person shouldn’t be here. He can’t be here.
(Shinji has a fever and gets an unexpected visitor. Set post-TYBW/post-canon.)
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22 Jun 2026
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My Roommate’s Literally God, and I Can’t Tell if My Feelings for Him Are Real or Not; Please, Someone, Help Me!!! by Hilda (hiilikedragons) for A_Takodachi_who_is_occasionally_punny
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
21 Mar 2022
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Basically, the Normal!Ichigo x SoulKing!Aizen version of “and they were roommates.” Annizen, to be precise.
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22 Jun 2026
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“Why?” he growls, and Shinji just tilts his head and exhales warm, alcohol tinted breath in his face.
“I have no idea what you’re talkin' about,” he finally says, and they both know that it's a lie. “Don’t ask me why ya suddenly decided to get so wasted ya needed my help, Sousuke.”
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21 Jun 2026
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That’s Some Convenient Memory Loss, Sir by Hilda (hiilikedragons)
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
08 Aug 2022
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Two idiots (one of them would argue he was not an idiot) nearly kill each other and lose their memories together. The rest of the Court Guards scratch their heads, wondering if it was more or less humane to put them down.
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19 Jun 2026
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Ichigo is catapulted 500 years into the past after the final battle with Yhwach.
Feeling lost and directionless in an unfamiliar Soul Society, she attempts to prevent future catastrophes, starting with her once sworn enemy-turned ally.
Aizen Sōsuke.
Except, how did he end up obsessed instead?
“Why did you reject the captaincy that I recommended you for? Do you know how much paperwork I had to fill out?”
“But Kurosaki-taichō, if I leave your side, I suspect I’ll die of loneliness.”
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What the heck?
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- Part 1 of A Flowery Universe
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Sometimes people decide there is too much of a good thing. Sometimes people decide control is easier than faith. After three years of peace, some people turn an eye to their saviour in the human world and begin to think. Some people do more than think.
A.K.A. Kisuke has a quick chat with Hyosube Ichibei on the first occasion a member of the Royal Guard descends to the human realm.
Prompt: Day #3 "Abominations against the natural order are within the Royal Guard's remit to take care of as they please."
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18 Jun 2026
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The Damage is Done and it's Over (Maybe the Villain is Me) by SeaFaerie (Shellsan)
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
09 Jul 2025
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“I can’t help being funny, Ichi-chan,” Kisuke argues. “It’s a natural part of who I am.” He’s speaking far too much for someone whose throat sounds like it’s been rubbed raw with sandpaper.
Rolling his eyes, Ichigo keeps his eyes trained on the wound, re-wrapping it carefully. And if it’s a touch tighter than it needs to be then Kisuke deserves it, the bastard. How dare he show up here looking halfway to death and then just wake up cracking jokes like Ichigo wasn’t scared out of his wits. Bastard.
“The only thing you 'naturally' are, is annoying,” Ichigo says.
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- Part 4 of UraIchi Week 2025
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18 Jun 2026
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A repository for all my Uraichi drabbles that are not posted during specific events (I also posted drabbles for Uraichi Week 2019 and 2020 separately). I just have too many to post each of them individually.
I have currently posted all the ones I've got written, so I'm taking a break. In the meanwhile, please enjoy what's already been posted!
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18 Jun 2026
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Ichigo and Unohana had been running through the Garganta for a while now, or rather, it felt like it had been a while. Ichigo couldn’t really tell, but he felt as though they had been running for longer than the first time he went through a Garganta. Though, perhaps that was because of who created this Garganta. It had not been Hat’n’clogs this time around. It was Mayuri Kurotsuchi.
OR Ichigo and Unohana are sent back 101 years to the time of the vizards becoming, well, the vizards.
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- Part 1 of Turn Back the Pendulum, Literally
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17 Jun 2026
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Hirako Shinji is born female, it changes nothing. Just another stone causing ripples in the ocean.
But even the smallest wave can grow to a monster.
And then it changes everything.
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17 Jun 2026
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And Sōsuke thought getting together had been the hard part, at least that had involved assassins. And bleeding to death.
He refuses to be bested by sleep.
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- Part 2 of the most loving dream
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17 Jun 2026
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my heart spun with threads of gold and yellow by Mellanmir
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
16 Oct 2022
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Hirako Shinji is born female, it changes nothing. Just another stone causing ripples in the ocean.
But even the smallest wave can grow to a monster.
And then it changes everything.
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- Part 1 of the most loving dream
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17 Jun 2026
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Aizen/fem!Shinji stories featuring Gin as their terrible gremlin son before everything goes to hell.
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17 Jun 2026
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I’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since by thelaziesthufflepuff
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2023
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Why had she told him to make a better proposal? She should have known he would take it personally.
Aizen took everything personally, mentally cataloging every tiny slight to his personhood to repay people for their ‘kindness’, despite believing he was above it all. He said he was being fastidious and dedicated; Shinji told him he was being a petty bitch.
AKA Shinji should have watched her words; Aizen finally makes his move.
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- Part 3 of Mastermind (Now You're Mine)
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17 Jun 2026
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And I will stop behaving myself (hide away) by thelaziesthufflepuff
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
26 Jul 2023
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“Ya stole this? For shame Sousuke, hasn’t the poor woman suffered enough losses?” Shinji asked. Ooh, matcha. Tasty.
“Taichou, she gave it to me as compensation for dealing with the both of you.” Sousuke retorted with a long-suffering look, tugging it away from her and Gin. “Finally someone notices my efforts in running this division.”
Shinji raised her eyebrow. “Are ya saying I’m unappreciative?”
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- Part 2 of Mastermind (Now You're Mine)
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17 Jun 2026
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“You said you liked children,” Aizen said.
“That doesn’t mean ya have to bring me one!” Shinji seethed. “I like jazz records too, but I don’t see ya buying any for me!”
Behind him, Ichimaru Gin smiled and waved.
AKA Gin gets a new mom in the form of his new captain, entirely against Aizen's will.
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- Part 1 of Mastermind (Now You're Mine)
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17 Jun 2026
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you're my first call (don't make me regret it) by themidnightguardian
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2025
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“What do you need?” Kisuke asks without hesitation. His curiosity—and concern—is piqued. Besides, he owes Ichigo more than he can ever repay, and more than that, Ichigo is…well. Ichigo is his.
His student. His protégé. In some ways, his creation, though he’s grown beyond what Kisuke ever imagined.
His in other ways, too, though those are less clearly defined.
“I’d rather not say over the phone,” Ichigo hedges, and that’s probably not good. There’s a hesitation there, and then a sigh. “You know what, sorry. I’ll figure it out. I don’t know what I was thinking—”
“Where are you?”
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OR:8 months after Ichigo loses his powers fighting Aizen, Kisuke gets an unexpected phone call. Once again, Ichigo's found himself in danger. Only this time, he's been dealing with it alone. That's unacceptable, as far as Kisuke is concerned.
for the prompt: "You came."/"You called."
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- Part 2 of UraIchi Week 2025
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16 Jun 2026
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Ichigo sleeps, obviously, but—first with the nightmares of his mom dying, and needing to take care of the girls in the middle of the night when they were little, and then Isshin’s increasingly aggressive “training” over the years—he doesn’t sleep deeply. Not in his own house, and certainly not anywhere outside of it either. He’s learned to get shut eye when and where he can, but he’s never so deep under that he can’t snap to awareness in an instant if he needs to.
It often leaves him feeling restless, a little strung out and tense, but it’s fine. He’s gotten used to it. He’s long-since learned how to walk the knife’s edge of exhaustion.
But.
But not at the Urahara Shoten, apparently.
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OR:There's only one place in the three worlds where Ichigo can actually get some rest. What starts as a one-off accidental nap turns into a habit.
for the prompt: sharing a bed
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- Part 1 of UraIchi Week 2025
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16 Jun 2026
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“We finally meet, Kurosaki-san,” the entitled man drawls. “After all this time. And to think, you’re barely more than a boy…how odd.”
What the fuck? Ichigo thinks, more than a little confused. For starters, he’s never seen this man before in his life, has no idea who he could be.
And secondly, Ichigo is 26, for fuck’s sake. He hasn't been a boy in a long time.
“What trouble you’ve caused me,” the man continues. “I admit, I first thought you to be some sort of superstition—or perhaps, even, the byproduct of my men’s overactive imaginations. How could one unarmed man take on a dozen with weapons and come out the victor? How could a single man hold all of Karakura, uncontested?”
Ichigo sighs. This is starting to look like it’ll take him a bit longer than he thought.
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Ichigo gets kidnapped, and decides to stay put so that he can figure out who his kidnappers are and what they want. Kisuke doesn't like it when people take his things.for the prompt: murder boyfriends/husbands
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- Part 4 of UraIchi Week 2025
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16 Jun 2026
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“Our lease is up at the end of next month. I know it’s short notice, but Orihime and I—we’d like to move into our own place together.”
“Oh. Is that all?”
Honestly, he’s been expecting this for a while now. Orihime spends more time here than at her own place, more time here than Ichigo does.
Ichigo can afford to get his own place if he looks for something small. It’s not like he’ll be there much anyway, since he’s just going to keep going over to the Shoten with or without the excuse of avoiding overhearing his friends having sex—
Or, I could just ask to move in, Ichigo thinks. It’s not like it’d be much different from what I’m doing now.
He’s pretty sure Kisuke will let him. The only down side is that there’ll be no running away to hide for a week whenever he's reminded he loves Kisuke so much that it hurts, but Ichigo can deal with that.
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Ishida and Orihime have a lot of sex. In an effort to avoid overhearing them, Ichigo starts spending more and more time at the Shoten until he eventually just moves in. It would be fine, if not for the fact that Ichigo has some inconvenient feelings of his own.prompt: Moving in together
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- Part 3 of UraIchi Week 2025
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16 Jun 2026
