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    Sup everyone. My name is John Laurens and I HATE school. Why do we need to go to school anyway? Kids can just learn all they need to learn by watching YouTube. You can learn important information like which breakfast cereal tastes the best, the coolest tricks you could do on a skateboard and the easiest methods of painting..........................did I say painting? I didn't say that, what are you talking about? Painting is for girls. But never mind that! The thing I hate the most at this school is a certain annoying boy with mid-length brown hair and glasses who thinks he knows everything. (Nothing is mine except a few extra chapter's I added, most of the stuff here is owned by Dan Gutman and Lin Manuel Miranda. Please don't sue me.

    Hello everyone! My name is Alexander Hamilton, and I LOVE school. At least I used to love it. The teacher's here in Ella Menetry are either dumb, weird, or just straight up psychopathic. What makes it even worse is this insufferable curly haired boy in my class who thinks he's so cool just because he doesn't study.

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    In the small, boring, snowy town of South Park, Colorado, four childhood best friends, all teenagers, lived around each other; Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Everything seemed fine and peaceful in the quiet little mountain town, but when Kenny was killed in a car accident, everyone seemed to just move on, as quick and easy as anything. Even his best friends. All of them except for Stan, that is. Everyone thought Stan had just gone insane, and for a while, Stan thought he was insane too. Especially after he began seeing Kenny's ghost appear in his dreams every night. So, he, and the help of his closest friends, all help bring Kenny's ghost back from the dead to rid Stan of his guilt and to send Kenny to the afterlife once and for all. But Kenny grows attached to the world he once lived in when he was alive, and he becomes less desperate to leave. But his existence staying on Earth has caused a gateway for otherworldly beings to enter South Park. The only way to fix everything is to send Kenny away from the world, but how could they possibly get rid of a ghost so close to Earth, especially if that ghost was one of their best friends?

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    Craig Tucker and his fellow group of modern-day outlaws spend their days dodging bullets and cops, forever on the lookout for The Big Score that will let them retire in comfort.

    Having recently escaped an abusive relationship, Tweek Tweak is an anxiety-ridden barista living a Groundhog Day existence in the city.

    When Craig accidentally steals Tweek along with his roommate's car, it sets off a chain reaction that may very well change the course of their lives.

    With a run of bad luck on his tail, Craig finds himself torn between old ties and a relationship he never thought possible. Tweek's just trying to make sure the ghosts of his past stay buried.

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    With his senior year ending and college approaching fast, Kyle's life is becoming all too confusing. He just has to find a way to get through the rest of the summer without driving himself insane, or losing control of his feelings.

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    Craig is an autistic 17-year-old student attending his last semester of high school. He doesn't expect much at all out of the semester, just a boring final semester of high school before he leaves for college. He also can't help but to notice his classmate Tweek Tweak and all his great qualities. Craig would love to talk to Tweek but does not know how in fear of messing up or leaving a bad impression. Little does Craig know that getting teamed up with Tweek in a school project will change his expectations for the rest of the school year.

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    Craig Tucker had often hoped someone even remotely interesting might one day show up in South Park. When an erratic oddball strolls into his life one day, Craig can’t help but think the eccentric blonde is not at all what he’d had in mind. It seems the Universe is infinite in its capacity to mess with him. Still, there’s something captivating about the little weirdo that makes Craig want to see him suffer.

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