TheUnfortunateCat
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einherjar 💫 by everything i touch becomes angels (TheUnfortunateCat)
Fandoms: The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A pain, building, building, forcing him to stagger forward, clutching his chest.
Looking up to the stained glass windows, reflecting bright shining gold. Dust stirring in circles around him, awakened.
The eyes of God upon him.
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- Part 1 of ark AU
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ark AU by everything i touch becomes angels (TheUnfortunateCat)
Fandom The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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"You're more than stained glass, you're the light that comes through..."
Mark Heathcliff survives his encounter in a twist of fate.
Someone takes interest in this.
Now, faithless, forsaken, he clings to the comforting dark as his soul is plunged into the fire.
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That Saved a Wretch Like Me by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 May 2026
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“Are you an angel?” Simon blurts before immediately regretting it. It must think he’s stupid, asking something so obvious.
The angel pauses, caught off guard, before managing a sputtering response. “What? No. Of course not.” It insists, looking a little flustered.
Simon stares at it for a moment before he realizes. “Oh. Sorry.” He says. He’s not supposed to know that, it seems. That’s fine. He can keep a secret.
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My take on the "Simon thinks he died and that Grace is an angel" trope, but with the twist that everything Grace does just convinces Simon more that he's right lmao -
A tree grows on Erid by dirtymakeupbrushes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is living peacefully on Erid. Peacefully until something (or someone) so monumentally bloody stains the water in his enclosure.
Simon is trying to get by on what he thinks is heaven, until he starts to mutate into something unholy.
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You know the drill it’s platonic bloodymary time
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podfic/translation welcome!
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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So Tim is content, one arm leaned into the spray, waiting for the water to warm, enjoying the feeling of homecoming underneath the gentle fuzz of jetlag, when he hears gasping, panicked breaths coming from the other room.
Tim and Jon, in the aftermath, relearning how to be okay.
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An Examination of Monstrosity and Self-Care by ArtificialDaydreams
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jul 2022
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The intervention to make Jon stop taking live statements from people goes a different way, where Jon decides that if people are going to treat him like a monster than he might as well act like one. Except his idea of acting like a monster is putting himself first for once in his life.
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