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    [ DISCONTINUED AND ABANDONED ]

    Being stuck and tortured endlessly in prison for 3 (or was it 4?) months did have a toll on a human being. Dream was no exception. But it’s not like there’s anything he could do.

    So after trying to revive Wilbur, he expected to see Ghostbur gone.

    He didn’t expect to wake up in a different world where the Dream SMP was just roleplay for fans.

    And in his place was another Dream who didn’t expect to see his own server come to life.

    (alt summary: c!dream and cc!dream switch places in the dsmp world and the real world, where both of them either get therapy or become a therapist.)

    (Or, or: We switched c!Dream and cc!Dream and hope to god that they don't get even more issues than they have right now.)

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    29 May 2026

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    In which Karl's time travelling may have messed up the time space continuity more than he intended to.

    Follow the children's adventure as some of the beloved characters from the tales of the SMP get transported into the Dream SMP. And maybe, we will be able to find a family along the way.

    This is essentially me wondering how it would be if Dream at least has someone by his side. Therapy at his finest. This is pure crack until it is not.

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    28 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Different DHMIS stories that explore all the fun possibilities of Yellow Guy having batteries.

    Centered around the main three, but Yellow-centric.

    They aren’t continuous/don’t take place in the exact same universe, but then again, this is DHMIS so. Make of it what you will.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Late one night, Stan Pines receives a phone call from his terrified brother, and Stan begins fearing for his brother's safety.

    If Ford decided to call his brother and tell him about the terrible things Bill was doing to him.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Dream, having just escaped the prison, desperately seeks shelter away from the SMP. When he’s taken in by Technoblade's wolves, he realises the only way for him to stay safe is to become one of Techno's pets. After all, Technoblade would never let his pets die.

    (Dream sees himself as less than a person and Techno has a hard time convincing his friend that he's a person and not a pet— or a monster.)

    [abandoned]

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    15 Dec 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 16

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    23 Nov 2025

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    01 Oct 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 69

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    Almost two years after Weirmaggeddon-that-wasn’t, while sailing the seas with his brother, Stanford Pines is accosted in his dreams by the memories of his past with Bill Cipher.
    As if that wasn't stressfull enough, the brothers receive a distressed call from Soos calling them home.
    Something is lurking in Gravity Falls
    Something hungry

    Complete Work!

    I do not consent in any way or form to anyone reposting my fic or art in any platform, and I EXTRA do not consent to people feeding my art and writing to AIs.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    An AU idea (inspired by this post) where Stan threw a rope to Ford as he was being pulled into the portal. He let go of his journal in favor of grabbing the rope and it was lost to Bill's dimension. Stan had saved him and for that, he was grateful. They talked and forgave each other for the past and all seemed well for as much as a day. That was when Bill's ruthless anger became apparent and he took full advantage of his deal with Ford. Thirty years later, the demon is still punishing him for his refusal to rebuild the portal.
    *Now with new content! A comic that sets up how this AU diverged from canon!
    *Will update as possible. Thanks for reading!

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    13 Jul 2025

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    07 Jul 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 64

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    “I can’t hurt your family, huh? You’re clever Fordsy, that’s why I like you so much!” Bill dissolved the triangular cage surrounding Ford and Stan, and Stan dashed to sweep up Dipper and Mabel protectively. Bill caught Ford in a waist dip, “You know how I love a little ‘will-they-won’t-they-destroy-the-world’ in a galactic takeover!”

    In a moment of quick thinking, Ford Pines has tricked Bill into a deal that protects his family from Bill's wrath. Stan Pines tries to balance keeping it together for the kids, protecting a hostage Ford, and beating Bill at his mind games.

    As for Bill Cipher, well, the demon can't for the life of him figure why everyone thinks he's actually in love with his former science partner. It's a joke, guys!

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Stanford falls through the portal in 1982, but is pulled back almost immediately. Stanley, meanwhile, struggles for 30 years to bring his brother back. Neither is reunited with the brother they expect.

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    08 Jun 2025

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    one night, Stan gets a call from Ford threatening to kill himself. Out of concern, Stan drives up to Gravity Falls to check on his brother only to find the situation more dire than he thought it would be.

    AU where the time between when Fiddleford left and Stan showed up to take the journal was about a year and Ford was alone with Bill that whole time and is significantly more unstable

    (stand alone and is not really connected to the other fics in this series outside of vibes)

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Mabel looked Stan in the eye and, after a slightly hurtful amount of booing, started to tell her own story. “I’m going to tell a not terrible story called…Trooth Ache!”

    Stan let out a tired sigh, already guessing what his grandniece would talk about. She and Dipper had been on his case ever since yesterday when they decided to use magical dentures to trick him into telling the truth about every dirty deed they asked about. He would be proud if they just stopped asking So. Many. Questions. About. His. Brother.

    Unfortunately, when his brother stepped out of the portal he was...strange. Cagey. Weird. If Ford was an animal, Stan might even say feral.

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Nie Huaisang fanned himself with shaking hands. “This device… Don’t you think it looks like it’ll explode…?”

     

    As if triggering something, as soon as Nie Huaisang uttered those words, the resentful energy around them stopped moving, and the Memory Chamber stilled.

     

    “T-that doesn’t look good…” Lan Jingyi muttered.

     

    “It stopped—”

     

    Before Luo Qingyang could finish what she was saying, the Memory Chamber exploded.

    Wei Wuxian has finally finished his newest invention, the Memory Chamber! Just give it spiritual energy, and it will showcase your memories.

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    26 May 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 91

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    It is time for Shadow Milk to show the other Ancients where Pure Vanilla truly belongs to.

    His one and only beloved puppet.

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    17 Apr 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 77

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    Awakened Pure vanilla fails to defeat Shadow milk cookie.

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    17 Apr 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 30

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    It's a bright, sunny morning in Lotus Pier when Jiang Cheng wakes up to the crushing realization that:

    a) he's the older brother now
    b) keeping Wei Wuxian safe, healthy, and alive is no easy task
    c) Ah-Jie will kick his ass from above if Wei Wuxian is not kept safe, healthy, and alive in his second life
    d) he's slightly fond of the brat so he'll kick his own ass if anything happens to Wei Wuxian.

    A series of sketches and snippets exploring Jiang and Wei Wuxian's relationship post-canon through a fluffier lens.

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    26 Mar 2025

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    After watching his husband; his son; nephew; brother and little radishes dying in front of him one by one because of a source of resentful energy; Wei WuXian dies too as he destroys it.

     

    But instead of darkness; he finds himself back in the past when he had just gotten kicked out of the cloud recess and everything looks so peaceful he can’t stand it. No…no no no he really can’t go through this hell again. Not again. Not after everything was supposed to be over.

     

    Not knowing that Lan WangJi has been thrown back in time as well; he tries; and fails at taking his own life by slitting his throat open in the middle of lotus pier and so; he decides to show everyone the future.
    If he’s going to live this hell again; he’s going to change it and if these people are suddenly so determined to keep him alive; then he’s not going to let them die either.

     

    It doesn’t matter if they end up hating him just as much as he hates himself.

     

    (Or; another time travel fix-it which happens to be a watching the show fic as well! With our favorite baby boy and his husband; all their ducklings and their very much alive family and friends from the past.)

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Wei Ying always said he has a terrible memory, but the truth was that he was very, very good at packing away the most horrible parts of his life into a closet at the very back of his mind and shrouding it in the dark. Forgetting became a habit. It was the way he preserved his sanity. It was the way he maintained his faith in his peers.

    But when a night hunt went wrong, and those memories were released, it is up to his family and closest loved ones to take the burden of his memories, lest Wei Ying implodes in his own grief.

    If they can handle it.

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    13 Mar 2025

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