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rozanov's roster by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
Jane: 2010
Caro: WHAT
Megan: GIRL
Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rnOr: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov
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08 Jul 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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08 Jul 2026
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
(chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)
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07 Jul 2026
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No Matter What You Are by LilyFaraday
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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After being dead for thirteen years, Wei Wuxian awakes in the body of an abused lunatic in the Mo household... and unfortunately for him, that person is female. Sure, it makes the Yiling Patriarch harder to recognize, but being female brings its own challenges - and of course, there's Lan Zhan making him think all sorts of unexpected things...
(I know this is probably a very common plot concept but it wouldn't get out of my head)
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03 Jul 2026
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Corps-à-corps by defractum for bosbie
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Mar 2021
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noun. (fencing) The action of two fencers coming into bodily contact with one another
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03 Jul 2026