Timberwoof
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Sticks and stones make good gifts by Timberwoof
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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In which Bella decides that the best way to compliment Rose is to give her trinkets as gifts.
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Not my best work but it got the idea down for now so I can write it better later.
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- Part 2 of Twilight
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"A little bit of this!"
"A little bit of that!"
Jasper made his way towards the house warily. Sure, the mood was uplifting and tinged with a feral sort of humor he recognized from Emmet by now, but Bella didn't often get loud like she was now. It mildly concerned him, but he held out hope that Emmet wouldn't do something stupid like indulge Bella in jumping off the roof onto a trampoline.
He didn't even know if they'd have been able to get one in the three hours he'd been gone. He didn't want to find out if it really was possible.
Luckily, what he walked into was better.
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- Part 1 of Twilight
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Eternal Happiness (Or Whatever I Can Get For You) by Timberwoof
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
23 Jan 2026
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Listen
She's trying.
She can feel their moods worsening the longer this goes on. She can feel their desires turning dull or cruel. Change is suffering for his kingdom, every day another loss. Knowledge has nothing left to learn, always conscious of anything any other cookie knows. Volition is scared, her people getting more violent for their desires.
And Solidarity is gone.
So she's trying. Flittering between their kingdoms at random in an attempt at pulling them away from that ledge. But she's tired.
She's so so tired.
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The Sugar of Happiness is at a crossroads. Her friends, and even herself, are all waning in who they are and what devotion they may have to their virtues. She's at her wits end trying to prevent them from falling, and her last plan relies on a little pink haired baby that was surrendered to her garden.
Hopefully she can find some way to fix everything before it all comes crashing down around her.
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White Lily took another step forward, arms crossed and an eyebrow raised, “You could have made it green. Would represent me better.”
The Golden queen's expression changed slightly. Just enough for White Lily to realize something was about to happen, though she didn't know what. It was still smug, but more like Lily had fallen into a trap of some kind.
“Sounds to me like you just want to paint my kingdom green!” Golden Cheese shouted and rushed forward.
White Lily squealed and scrambled away, running towards the golden throne to hide behind it. Golden Cheese was laughing behind her, using her wings to catch up faster.
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Sequel to Good Dog Rumi
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"You just can't behave, can you?" The choreographer's voice was sharp, a warning in itself.
Rumi just snapped her teeth with what space she had in the muzzle. She watched Zoey whine and try to sit up as Mira stood. The taller woman just pushed her back down with a hand between her shoulder blades as she walked past.
"You start acting out the minute that collar goes on." Mira grabbed her muzzle in one hand, fingers threading through the wire and pulling her head forward and down. "You beg me to put it on you, and then you won't even be good for me."
Rumi's tail wrapped around Mira's thigh as she pushed against Mira's hand with a purr. She could talk, if she wanted to, but that took the fun out of it.
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More self indulgent collar smut.Rumi is a bad girl this time. Zoey is mischievous and also a brat but gets away with it. And Mira doesn't see their master plan until it's in action.
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- Part 4 of Timber's KPDH stuff
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Just my twilight writings. Mostly oneshots until I actually attempt a full twilight rewrite later on.
Some notable things:
- Edward is still fascinated by Bella, but does not claim to be in love with her or anything.
- Rose is the one who saves Bella in port angeles.
- Alice and Bella have a better friendship here and it mostly revolves around them being horrendously mischievous. Alice teaches Bella to sew and they make the most horrendous clothes imaginable for the hell of it.
- Emmet, Jasper, and Bella are a trio from hell and everyone suffers from their chaos.
- When the cullens leave in New Moon, Alice and Jasper stay behind. They get to actually interact with people and be their own characters.
- Jacob is not crushing on Bella. They have a sibling dynamic
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After their mission, Waller agrees to give the Commandos special privileges, including a wing of their own and a bit more freedom.
This is just an AU series where I write mostly-fluffy fics that may or may not connect
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