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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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13 Jun 2026
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“I am going to kill you.” Lance was seeing red. His fingers wrapped so tightly around the blade in his hand, it felt like an extension of his own body.
“Not today, little lion.”
“If you fucking touch him I will –“
The Galra was suddenly leaning down – his yellow eyes only inches away from Lance’s. His words, a whisper in Lance’s ear: A threat; a promise. “Oh, I am not going to touch him. He is the half-breed son of the woman who murdered my sister. He is the leader of Voltron. No, I am not going to touch him…I am going to break him.”
Or: Two years after season 8, a Blade mission goes wrong, and Keith is perceived to be dead. Lance refuses to believe that, and goes in search of him. What he finds, however, is worse than anything he imagined.
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03 Apr 2026
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“My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”
Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”
“That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.
“Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”
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When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.
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02 Apr 2026
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“What are you doing?” Keith cried. “Run!”
But Lance just looked at Keith and shook his head, they both knew he wouldn’t be able to outrun the guards with his leg wound. A fond look formed on Lance’s face as he drank in the prince probably for the last time.That stupid fond look remained on Lance’s face even as the guards tackled him from all sides.
“No!” Keith cried, but General Lotor held him back. “Let him go, please, let him go!”
“I can’t my prince,” the general whispered in his ear, “he is accused of high treason.”
“It’s okay Keith.” Lance said calmly as the guards hauled him away.
Keith helplessly watched as they took Lance away from him. That idiot knew exactly what he was doing when he saved Keith’s life, he knew he would get caught and he knew they would probably kill him, and he saved Keith anyway.
Keith hated him for it. Keith loved him for it.OR
Lance, a notorious thief, saves Prince Keith even though it means getting caught. Now they must clear his name before he gets executed
*DISCLAIMER: I posted this before Shiro was confirmed gay and I'm in no way trying to disregard his true sexuality, but I'm leaving it as Shallura just because it's so minor in this story
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23 Mar 2026
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He enters the room with an unprecedented amount of suave and grace, and Hunk immediately elbows Lance’s side to get his attention. But the guy is totally not Lance’s type. Not at all. Not even a little.
Nope.
The guy in question has a horrendous mullet, wears dreadful red flannel shirts, abhorrent loose fitting jeans, and just appalling cowboy boots. It’s a mid-life crisis in fashion form.
He’s also from Texas. What more of a stereotype could he be?Oh yeah, he also participates in rodeos for fun.
Great.
(Or alternatively, Lance’s three day adventure at Country Fest. Which is weird, because Lance hates anything country.)
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16 Mar 2026