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Full Body by Hollanovbean, orphan_account
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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“You want specifics? Okay. I am thinking about putting you where I want you,” Ilya finally admits. “On the mat. In a position I choose. And you hold it like the good boy you are, keeping your form exactly where I put it. Because you have best fucking form in whole NHL. I think about making you listen. About deciding when you move, how you move. I am thinking of sucking your dick on your favorite mat, moya lyubov. Thinking about ruining your mat and ruining you,”
Jesus Christ.
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or: Shane Hollander is unknowingly ruining his husband workout sessions. Ilya does something about it.
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12 Jun 2026
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have you ever tried this one? by shaneismo for antialuno
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 May 2026
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They met regularly in between games, and when they didn’t meet, Ilya came back to the same boring documentary. “This is Shane Hollander’s fortress of solitude,” the TV announced and his dick already knew what it meant.
He seemed to never get tired of watching how his muscles tensed around his thighs when he pushed his hips in the air, or how his toned arms looked fucking strong stretched like that. Ilya was sure Shane picked those boring ass clothes with nothing in his mind in particular, but fuck, that tight shorts looked so tiny on him–
And there he was. Cumming again, like a teenager, watching Shane Hollander show his yoga skills for a lame documentary.
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Ilya tests Shane's flexibility since he hasn't got the balls to tell him he would like to see him do yoga positions for him
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11 Jun 2026
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"God, baby, you just make me want to…" Ilya groaned, shaking his head.
"What?" Shane asked, leaning closer, chasing the unspoken words to try and catch them.
Ilya laughed, cupping Shane's jaw. Shane pressed into it, nuzzling against Ilya's calloused fingertips. "Maybe, hm, be a little mean to you."
Or, Shane has a crush on a forty-six year old man. A very sexy forty-six year old man.
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- Part 2 of bear 🐻 ilya hearts shane
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10 Jun 2026
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“It’s not that I just—I don’t know how. I’m not like… attracted to them. I don’t know what to do,” Shane admits. His cheeks warm right on their peaks. Ilya laughs again, loud and barking. “We had sex twice. And I’m not sure either of us… you know… came either time.”
“I could teach you.”
“What?”
“I said–” Ilya leans up from his spot on the couch, nearly crawling atop Shane. He grins down at Shane. “I could teach you how to make a girl cum.”
Ilya gets Shane off like he's a girl.
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08 Jun 2026
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trophy boy (trophy wife) by anyabarnes for prettyboy_parker
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Feb 2026
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Shane can’t–fuck–he can’t think, can’t move, can’t do anything but stare at this photo of Ilya, of Ilya in panties: little black lace panties hidden beneath his lounge clothes, just for Shane to know about, to see.
Ilya wears a pair of panties. Shane humps a pillow about it.
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08 Jun 2026
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Stranger: a/s/l
You: What?
Stranger: age sex location
You: Oh.
You: 24, Male, Canada
You: You?
Stranger: 24m usa
You: Do you like hockey?Bookmarked by Unlovable
01 Jun 2026
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Jun 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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01 Jun 2026
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for jessica (or not) by 21cg
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 May 2026
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“I need your help.”
Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?”
Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.”
A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,
“You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”
Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.
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31 May 2026
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Shots Fired by boopboop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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'The league loves nothing more than putting these two kids in each other's faces.'
Or, the one time Shane tries to be funny and spends the next half-decade suffering (enjoying) the consequences.
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30 May 2026
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Ilya propositions Shane in the shower after the advertisement shoot. Shane takes the bait.
Or: their first time together is in the shower after the ad.
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26 May 2026
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"Can't find any men your own age?" Ilya teased.
"Don't want to," Shane breathlessly replied. Ilya's hands stilled for a moment.
"Oh yeah? Need an older man to treat you right, baby?"
"Yeah, daddy, I do," he whispered, timid to commit to full volume.
Shane answers a booty call from a much older Ilya on Grindr.
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- Part 1 of bear 🐻 ilya hearts shane
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26 May 2026
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“Is it okay?” Shane says, so adorably worried. “It’s not—bad, right?”
The possessive feeling that claws through Ilya’s chest is delightful. “Oh, Shane,” he coos. “Did your girls never get this wet for you?”
“That’s not—”
“You will have to give me list of all girls you fucked,” Ilya says. “Need to send them apology flowers.”
Aka, Ilya wakes up with a pussy. He makes good use of it.
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26 May 2026
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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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21 May 2026
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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21 May 2026
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All The Things He Said (Running Through My Head) by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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The locks on Ilya’s car clicked, and he waited for Shane to look up at him. “Get in,” he ground out between clenched teeth.
Shane was hardwired to follow Ilya’s every command. It was coded into his genetics, he thought, because the deep pull in the pit of his stomach to follow the accented order couldn’t be normal. He hated that part of him that was so willing, so ready to submit. Maybe it could be explained away by some sort of psychological terminology he was unfamiliar with, a desire to relinquish control, to relax and let someone else take the wheel for once in his rigid life.
And maybe it was just Ilya.
In Episode 4, Shane leaves the nightclub with Rose. In the book, he leaves alone.
But what if he had left with Ilya instead?
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20 May 2026
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Shane’s heart drops into his stomach. “Ilya,” he breathes. His vision goes blurry, throat tight. He tries to swallow it down and focus, shove his swirling thoughts into a neat little box, but it’s impossible. He feels—he might throw up, actually. “Are you seriously telling me you tried to fucking kill yourself?”
“Yes,” Ilya agrees blandly, “It did not work.”
Ilya calls Shane from the hospital. Shane handles it very normally.
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20 May 2026
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the fuckboy passport by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 May 2026
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Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.
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Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.
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19 May 2026
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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16 May 2026
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your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
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1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
[cont…]rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
“the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that oneor,
Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.Series
- Part 1 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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16 May 2026
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the same team by JSwander
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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“This might have been a bad idea.”
“You think so?”
“Hollander’s pissed.” Marlow said, stating the obvious.
“No he’s not.” Ilya answered easily. “He’s just nervous.”
“About what?”“About asking if he can watch you fuck me.”
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Ilya and Marlow have been hooking up for years - though it was never personal (until it was too late).
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- Part 3 of the system
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16 May 2026